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Reaching The Ocean

Stepping up to sea what's there

Reaching The Ocean thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Swimming into a beach Illusion

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I need Vitamin SEA. - Unknown

Where there is a sea there are pirates. - Greek Proverb

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Anyone can hold the helm when the sea is calm. - Publilius Syrus

Noise creates illusions. Silence brings truth. - Maxime Lagace

A book must be the ax for the frozen sea within us. - Franz Kafka

Pencil: A tiny tree used to draw a line in the sand - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Trade unions are islands of anarchy in a sea of chaos. - Aneurin Bevan

The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

Time is like the ocean, always there, always different. - Ogden Nash

It is sweet to view the sea when standing on the shore. - Archippus

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Love: An ocean of emotions surrounded entirely by expenses. - Thomas R Dewar

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

They who dive in the sea of affliction, bring up rare pearls. - Charles H Spurgeon

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Sharks are the lions of the sea. They glamorize the oceanic glory. - Munia Khan

Grandma, thank you for being my anchor in this stormy sea of life. - Unknown

The landlocked sea is Greek or Roman, the boundless sea is Portuguese. - Fernando Pessoa

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

If I swim in the ocean, I have a shark thought. Not a bad one, but just a little one. - Tea Leoni

My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea. - Henny Youngman

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

We are imprisoned in the realm of life, like a sailor on his tiny boat, on an infinite ocean. - Anna Freud

Nothing is built on stone; all is built on sand, but we must build as if the sand were stone. - Jorge Luis Borges

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. - Ken Dodd

Sponges grow in the ocean. That just kills me. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that didn't happen. - Steven Wright

God moves in a mysterious way
His wonders to perform;
He plants His footsteps in the sea
And rides upon the storm. - William Cowper

My bounty is as boundless as the sea,
My love as deep; the more I give to thee,
The more I have, for both are infinite. - William Shakespeare

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen

Your surfing can get better on every turn, on every wave you catch. Learn to read the ocean better. A big part of my success has been wave knowledge. - Kelly Slater


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