Read The Fine Print

The best thing to break is a contract. - WC Fields

Lawyers are guardians of the legal order. - Philip Wood

In rock music terms I'm like a dinosaur. - Belinda Carlisle

Eve: The first chicken to ruin a man's garden - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The big print giveth and the fine print taketh away. - Fulton J Sheen

Juvenile Delinquency: Modern term for what we did as kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Contract: An agreement that is binding only on the weaker party. - Unknown

Adam was the luckiest man in the world - he had no mother-in-law. - Sholom Aleichem

Millions saw the apple fall, but Newton was the one who asked why. - Bernard Baruch

Every man regards his own life as the New Year’s Eve of time. - Jean Paul Richter

All the honesty in the world ain't legal tender for a loaf of bread. - Josh Billings

Apple: Nutritious lunchtime dessert which children will trade for cupcakes. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In terms of being late or not starting at all, then it's never too late. - Alison Headley

Under the English legal system you are innocent until you are shown to be Irish. - Ted Whitehead

Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive. - Wallace Irwin

The term is over: the holidays have begun. The dream is ended: this is the morning. - C S Lewis

Being defeated is often a temporary condition. Giving up is what makes it permanent. - Marilyn vos Savant

God made Adam first because he didn't want any advice from Eve how to make Adam. - Unknown

Adam and Eve had many advantages but the principal one was that they escaped teething. - Mark Twain

Hollywood is a place where they place you under contract instead of under observation. - Walter Winchell

"Absorption of overhead" is one of the most obscene terms I have ever heard. - Peter F Drucker

Education is when you read the fine print. Experience is what you get if you don't. - Pete Seeger

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

The brain is only one condition out of many on which intellectual manifestations depend. - Thomas Henry Huxley

What a good thing Adam had. When he said a good thing, he knew nobody had said it before. - Mark Twain

Happiness doesn't depend on any external conditions, it is governed by our mental attitude. - Dale Carnegie

For short term relaxation, I take a hot tub. It's my best way to unblock writer's block. - Ellen Hopkins

Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity. - Irving Kristol

If you wait for perfect conditions to seize an opportunity, you'll be waiting till the day you die. - Mark Batterson

The legal system is often a mystery, and we, its priests, preside over rituals baffling to everyday citizens. - Henry G. Miller

The fact remains that most of us are anesthetized to the true cost and true value of long term care insurance. - Michael Burgess

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to. - Bill Vaughan

Compassion is one of the few things we can practice that will bring immediate and long-term happiness to our lives. - Dalai Lama

There are two primary choices in life: to accept conditions as they exist, or accept the responsibility for changing them. - Denis Waitley

If you want to kill an idea without being identified as the assassin, suggest that the legal department take a look at it. - Scott Adams

Thirty was so strange for me. I've really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult. - C S Lewis

I see history as really cyclical in terms of the intense idealism, and the desire to create a better life outside of societal norms. - Lauren Groff

Sometimes a miracle is a change in material conditions, such as physical healing. At other times, it is a psychological or emotional change. - Marianne Williamson

We hear voices in solitude, we never hear in the hurry and turmoil of life; we receive counsels and comforts we get under no other condition. - Amelia Barr

Like a prisoner awaiting his release, like a schoolboy when the end of term is near, like a migrant bird ready to fly south... I long to be gone. - Malcolm Muggeridge