Read The Fine Print

The best thing to break is a contract. - WC Fields

Until Eve arrived, this was a man's world. - Richard Armour

Don't think your condition is good enough; KNOW IT! - Unknown

Panic is not an effective long-term organizing strategy. - Starhawk

Conservatives define themselves in terms of what they oppose. - George Will

An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough. - Unknown

Adam was the luckiest man in the world - he had no mother-in-law. - Sholom Aleichem

Millions saw the apple fall, but Newton was the one who asked why. - Bernard Baruch

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

Companies need connections to the markets to create long-term loyalty. - Charlene Bernoff

Civilization is a movement and not a condition, a voyage and not a harbor. - Arnold J. Toynbee

Behold the warranty. The bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away. - Unknown

In terms of being late or not starting at all, then it's never too late. - Alison Headley

An economist is a man who states the obvious in terms of the incomprehensible. - Alfred A. Knopf

Adam, the first great benefactor of our race. He brought death into the world. - Mark Twain

No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde

Under the English legal system you are innocent until you are shown to be Irish. - Ted Whitehead

Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions. - Mark Twain

Being defeated is often a temporary condition. Giving up is what makes it permanent. - Marilyn vos Savant

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

What a good thing Adam had. When he said a good thing, he knew nobody had said it before. - Mark Twain

I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up. - Groucho Marx

Happiness doesn't depend on any external conditions, it is governed by our mental attitude. - Dale Carnegie

Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity. - Irving Kristol

For a war to be just three conditions are necessary - public authority, just cause, right motive. - Ernest Hemingway

I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my agent, as written in our contract. - Groucho Marx

The role of the teacher is to create the conditions for invention rather than provide ready-made knowledge. - Seymour Papert

The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract. - Oliver Wendell Homes, Jr.

The legal system is often a mystery, and we, its priests, preside over rituals baffling to everyday citizens. - Henry G. Miller

No oppression is so heavy or lasting as that which is inflicted by the perversion and exorbitance of legal authority. - Joseph Addison

Spare the rod and spoil the child - that is true. But, beside the rod, keep an apple to give him when he has done well. - Martin Luther

There are two primary choices in life: to accept conditions as they exist, or accept the responsibility for changing them. - Denis Waitley

There are two kinds of fears: rational and irrational- or in simpler terms, fears that make sense and fears that don't. - Lemony Snicket

If you think in terms of a year, plant a seed; if in terms of ten years, plant trees; if in terms of 100 years, teach the people. - Confucius

Feeling sorry for yourself, and your present condition, is not only a waste of energy but the worst habit you could possibly have. - Dale Carnegie

I see history as really cyclical in terms of the intense idealism, and the desire to create a better life outside of societal norms. - Lauren Groff

You don't need endless time and perfect conditions. Do it now. Do it today. Do it for twenty minutes and watch your heart start beating. - Barbara Sher

No theory is good unless it permits, not rest, but the greatest work. No theory is good except on condition that one use it to go on beyond. - Andre Gide

We hear voices in solitude, we never hear in the hurry and turmoil of life; we receive counsels and comforts we get under no other condition. - Amelia Barr

I mean, there's no arguing. There is no anything. There is no beating around the bush. "You're fired" is a very strong term. - Donald Trump