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Life is too short for long-term grudges. - Elon Musk

Lawyers are guardians of the legal order. - Philip Wood

To be a poet is a condition, not a profession. - Robert Frost

Until Eve arrived, this was a man's world. - Richard Armour

Eve: The first chicken to ruin a man's garden - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The big print giveth and the fine print taketh away. - Fulton J Sheen

It is not clear that intelligence has any long-term survival value. - Stephen Hawking

Success is a science; if you have the conditions, you get the result. - Oscar Wilde

All the honesty in the world ain't legal tender for a loaf of bread. - Josh Billings

Behold the warranty. The bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away. - Unknown

Apple: Nutritious lunchtime dessert which children will trade for cupcakes. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

An economist is a man who states the obvious in terms of the incomprehensible. - Alfred A. Knopf

Washington, D.C.: Where the criminals cover their crimes by making them legal. - Frank Dane

No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde

Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive. - Wallace Irwin

The term is over: the holidays have begun. The dream is ended: this is the morning. - C S Lewis

Being defeated is often a temporary condition. Giving up is what makes it permanent. - Marilyn vos Savant

In Hollywood, the women are all peaches. It makes one long for an apple occasionally. - W Somerset Maugham

Adam and Eve had many advantages but the principal one was that they escaped teething. - Mark Twain

Hollywood is a place where they place you under contract instead of under observation. - Walter Winchell

What a good thing Adam had. When he said a good thing, he knew nobody had said it before. - Mark Twain

Only priests and fools are fearless and I've never been on the best of terms with God. - Patrick Rothfuss

I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up. - Groucho Marx

If you wait for perfect conditions to seize an opportunity, you'll be waiting till the day you die. - Mark Batterson

The role of the teacher is to create the conditions for invention rather than provide ready-made knowledge. - Seymour Papert

Some habits of ineffectiveness are rooted in our social conditioning toward quick-fix, short-term thinking. - Stephen Covey

The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract. - Oliver Wendell Homes, Jr.

The legal system is often a mystery, and we, its priests, preside over rituals baffling to everyday citizens. - Henry G. Miller

No oppression is so heavy or lasting as that which is inflicted by the perversion and exorbitance of legal authority. - Joseph Addison

There are two primary choices in life: to accept conditions as they exist, or accept the responsibility for changing them. - Denis Waitley

There are two kinds of fears: rational and irrational- or in simpler terms, fears that make sense and fears that don't. - Lemony Snicket

Thirty was so strange for me. I've really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult. - C S Lewis

Spend your time with those who love you unconditionally, not with those who love you only when the condition is right for them. - Unknown

Technology is just a tool. In terms of getting the kids working together and motivating them, the teacher is the most important. - Bill Gates

If you think in terms of a year, plant a seed; if in terms of ten years, plant trees; if in terms of 100 years, teach the people. - Confucius

When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey

You don't need endless time and perfect conditions. Do it now. Do it today. Do it for twenty minutes and watch your heart start beating. - Barbara Sher

Sometimes a miracle is a change in material conditions, such as physical healing. At other times, it is a psychological or emotional change. - Marianne Williamson

I mean, there's no arguing. There is no anything. There is no beating around the bush. "You're fired" is a very strong term. - Donald Trump

The media have provided the Devil with perhaps the greatest opportunity accorded him since Adam and Eve were turned out of the Garden of Eden. - Malcolm Muggeridge


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