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Ancestry is a hereditary condition. - Unknown

Lawyers are guardians of the legal order. - Philip Wood

On Time: An obscure term, meaning unknown - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The apple will fall under the apple tree. - Greek Proverb

In rock music terms I'm like a dinosaur. - Belinda Carlisle

Until Eve arrived, this was a man's world. - Richard Armour

Adam was the luckiest man in the world - he had no mother-in-law. - Sholom Aleichem

I think in terms of the day's resolutions, not the year's. - Henry Moore

Every man regards his own life as the New Year’s Eve of time. - Jean Paul Richter

It is not clear that intelligence has any long-term survival value. - Stephen Hawking

Success is a science; if you have the conditions, you get the result. - Oscar Wilde

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

Companies need connections to the markets to create long-term loyalty. - Charlene Bernoff

God created Adam lord of all living creatures, but Eve spoiled it all. - Martin Luther

All the honesty in the world ain't legal tender for a loaf of bread. - Josh Billings

Civilization is a movement and not a condition, a voyage and not a harbor. - Arnold J. Toynbee

Apple: Nutritious lunchtime dessert which children will trade for cupcakes. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In terms of being late or not starting at all, then it's never too late. - Alison Headley

An economist is a man who states the obvious in terms of the incomprehensible. - Alfred A. Knopf

Adam, the first great benefactor of our race. He brought death into the world. - Mark Twain

Guarantee: A legal vehicle which expires on the same day as your mechanical one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde

Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions. - Mark Twain

The term is over: the holidays have begun. The dream is ended: this is the morning. - C S Lewis

"Absorption of overhead" is one of the most obscene terms I have ever heard. - Peter F Drucker

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up. - Groucho Marx

If a man dies and leaves his estate in an uncertain condition, the lawyers become his heirs. - Edgar Watson Howe

For short term relaxation, I take a hot tub. It's my best way to unblock writer's block. - Ellen Hopkins

For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-knowing. - H L Mencken

I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my agent, as written in our contract. - Groucho Marx

If you wait for perfect conditions to seize an opportunity, you'll be waiting till the day you die. - Mark Batterson

Some habits of ineffectiveness are rooted in our social conditioning toward quick-fix, short-term thinking. - Stephen Covey

Mankind likes to think in terms of extreme opposites - between which it recognizes no intermediate possibilities. - John Dewey

Spare the rod and spoil the child - that is true. But, beside the rod, keep an apple to give him when he has done well. - Martin Luther

Feeling sorry for yourself, and your present condition, is not only a waste of energy but the worst habit you could possibly have. - Dale Carnegie

I see history as really cyclical in terms of the intense idealism, and the desire to create a better life outside of societal norms. - Lauren Groff

I mean, there's no arguing. There is no anything. There is no beating around the bush. "You're fired" is a very strong term. - Donald Trump

If I were not a physicist, I would probably be a musician. I often think in music. I live my daydreams in music. I see my life in terms of music. - Albert Einstein

Like a prisoner awaiting his release, like a schoolboy when the end of term is near, like a migrant bird ready to fly south... I long to be gone. - Malcolm Muggeridge


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