Read The Fine Print

Life is too short for long-term grudges. - Elon Musk

On Time: An obscure term, meaning unknown - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The apple will fall under the apple tree. - Greek Proverb

In rock music terms I'm like a dinosaur. - Belinda Carlisle

When I go I'll take New Year's Eve with me. - Guy Lombardo

Don't think your condition is good enough; KNOW IT! - Unknown

Embarrassed: Emmy's condition after losing her pants - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Juvenile Delinquency: Modern term for what we did as kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Doubt is not a pleasant condition, but certainty is absurd. - Voltaire

An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough. - Unknown

Adam was the luckiest man in the world - he had no mother-in-law. - Sholom Aleichem

Companies need connections to the markets to create long-term loyalty. - Charlene Bernoff

The first condition of understanding a foreign country is to smell it. - Rudyard Kipling

If it weren't for my adam's apple, I'd have no shape at all. - Phyllis Diller

Behold the warranty. The bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away. - Unknown

Apple: Nutritious lunchtime dessert which children will trade for cupcakes. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Adam, the first great benefactor of our race. He brought death into the world. - Mark Twain

Washington, D.C.: Where the criminals cover their crimes by making them legal. - Frank Dane

Guarantee: A legal vehicle which expires on the same day as your mechanical one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Under the English legal system you are innocent until you are shown to be Irish. - Ted Whitehead

Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive. - Wallace Irwin

If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. - Carl Sagan

Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions. - Mark Twain

The term is over: the holidays have begun. The dream is ended: this is the morning. - C S Lewis

Hollywood is a place where they place you under contract instead of under observation. - Walter Winchell

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

What a good thing Adam had. When he said a good thing, he knew nobody had said it before. - Mark Twain

Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own. - Robert A Heinlein

Amnesia: The condition that enables a woman who has gone through labour to have sex again. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The role of the teacher is to create the conditions for invention rather than provide ready-made knowledge. - Seymour Papert

Some habits of ineffectiveness are rooted in our social conditioning toward quick-fix, short-term thinking. - Stephen Covey

Compassion is one of the few things we can practice that will bring immediate and long-term happiness to our lives. - Dalai Lama

There are two kinds of fears: rational and irrational- or in simpler terms, fears that make sense and fears that don't. - Lemony Snicket

If you think in terms of a year, plant a seed; if in terms of ten years, plant trees; if in terms of 100 years, teach the people. - Confucius

You don't need endless time and perfect conditions. Do it now. Do it today. Do it for twenty minutes and watch your heart start beating. - Barbara Sher

No theory is good unless it permits, not rest, but the greatest work. No theory is good except on condition that one use it to go on beyond. - Andre Gide

Sometimes a miracle is a change in material conditions, such as physical healing. At other times, it is a psychological or emotional change. - Marianne Williamson

We hear voices in solitude, we never hear in the hurry and turmoil of life; we receive counsels and comforts we get under no other condition. - Amelia Barr

The media have provided the Devil with perhaps the greatest opportunity accorded him since Adam and Eve were turned out of the Garden of Eden. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Like a prisoner awaiting his release, like a schoolboy when the end of term is near, like a migrant bird ready to fly south... I long to be gone. - Malcolm Muggeridge