Read The Fine Print

Ancestry is a hereditary condition. - Unknown

When I go I'll take New Year's Eve with me. - Guy Lombardo

Don't think your condition is good enough; KNOW IT! - Unknown

Doubt is not a pleasant condition, but certainty is absurd. - Voltaire

Conservatives define themselves in terms of what they oppose. - George Will

An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough. - Unknown

A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on. - Samuel Goldwyn

Millions saw the apple fall, but Newton was the one who asked why. - Bernard Baruch

I think in terms of the day's resolutions, not the year's. - Henry Moore

If Adam and Eve were alive today, they would probably sue the snake. - Bern Williams

Companies need connections to the markets to create long-term loyalty. - Charlene Bernoff

God created Adam lord of all living creatures, but Eve spoiled it all. - Martin Luther

If it weren't for my adam's apple, I'd have no shape at all. - Phyllis Diller

Behold the warranty. The bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away. - Unknown

An economist is a man who states the obvious in terms of the incomprehensible. - Alfred A. Knopf

Adam, the first great benefactor of our race. He brought death into the world. - Mark Twain

Under the English legal system you are innocent until you are shown to be Irish. - Ted Whitehead

If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. - Carl Sagan

Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions. - Mark Twain

Adam and Eve had many advantages but the principal one was that they escaped teething. - Mark Twain

"Absorption of overhead" is one of the most obscene terms I have ever heard. - Peter F Drucker

Education is when you read the fine print. Experience is what you get if you don't. - Pete Seeger

What a good thing Adam had. When he said a good thing, he knew nobody had said it before. - Mark Twain

If a man dies and leaves his estate in an uncertain condition, the lawyers become his heirs. - Edgar Watson Howe

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther

Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity. - Irving Kristol

For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-knowing. - H L Mencken

I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my agent, as written in our contract. - Groucho Marx

New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive. - Jay Leno

The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract. - Oliver Wendell Homes, Jr.

Dreams are renewable. No matter what our age or condition, there are still untapped possibilities within us. - Dave Turner

The legal system is often a mystery, and we, its priests, preside over rituals baffling to everyday citizens. - Henry G. Miller

The fact remains that most of us are anesthetized to the true cost and true value of long term care insurance. - Michael Burgess

No oppression is so heavy or lasting as that which is inflicted by the perversion and exorbitance of legal authority. - Joseph Addison

Spare the rod and spoil the child - that is true. But, beside the rod, keep an apple to give him when he has done well. - Martin Luther

There are two primary choices in life: to accept conditions as they exist, or accept the responsibility for changing them. - Denis Waitley

If you think in terms of a year, plant a seed; if in terms of ten years, plant trees; if in terms of 100 years, teach the people. - Confucius

Feeling sorry for yourself, and your present condition, is not only a waste of energy but the worst habit you could possibly have. - Dale Carnegie

I mean, there's no arguing. There is no anything. There is no beating around the bush. "You're fired" is a very strong term. - Donald Trump

If I were not a physicist, I would probably be a musician. I often think in music. I live my daydreams in music. I see my life in terms of music. - Albert Einstein