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Even a paranoid has some real enemies. - Henry Kissinger

One man's meat is another man's poison. - Lucretius

Ike runs the country, and I turn the pork chops. - Mamie Eisenhower

You can see real attitude of man when he's terrified. - Toba Beta

Real programmers can write assembly code in any language. - Larry Wall

The real character of a man is found out by his amusements. - Joshua Reynolds

There's going to be a real ding-dong when the bell goes. - David Coleman

I'm kosher except for times where I eat pork and shellfish. - Roseanne Barr

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

Education is the process of casting false pearls before real swine. - Irwin Edman

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn't cook it! - Gordon Ramsay

A real New Yorker likes the sound of a garbage truck in the morning. - R.L. Stine

The real leader has no need to lead - he is content to point the way. - Henry Miller

A billion here, a billion there - pretty soon it adds up to real money. - Everett Dirksen

I suppose real old age begins when one looks backward rather than forward. - May Sarton

A joyful life is an individual creation that cannot be copied from a recipe. - Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi

Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150. - Unknown

Real leadership is leaders recognizing that they serve the people that they lead. - Pete Hoekstra

A man always has two reasons for doing anything: a good reason and the real reason. - J P Morgan

In photography there is a reality so subtle that it becomes more real than reality. - Alfred Stieglitz

My mother is no spring chicken although she has got as many chemicals in her as one. - Edna Everage

The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new lands but seeing with new eyes. - Marcel Proust

Lemonade is made from artificial flavors, and furniture polish is made from real lemons. - Alfred E Newman

Give up yourself, and you will find your real self. Lose your life and you will save it. - C S Lewis

Cyberspace can't compensate for real space. We benefit from chatting to people face to face. - Jonathan Sacks

O beware, my lord, of jealousy; it is the green-eyed monster which doth mock the meat it feeds on. - William Shakespeare

The real happiness of life is to enjoy the present, without any anxious dependence upon the future. - Lucius A Seneca

The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg. - Unknown

In a story you had to find a reason, but real life gets on very well without even Freudian motivations. - Anthony Burgess

One should never trust a woman who tells her real age; a woman who would tell one would tell one anything. - Oscar Wilde

Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life there is no such thing as algebra. - Fran Lebowitz

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. - Donald Trump

Any processed chicken from any place - I'll order it in a heartbeat. I'm very picky about my pork, though. - David Chang

Both in thought and in feeling, even though time be real, to realise the unimportance of time is the gate of wisdom. - Bertrand Russell

This is the real enemy, the invader from the East, the Druze, the ruffian, the oriental parasite; in a word: the Jew. - George Bernard Shaw

There's three sides to every story. There's your story, there's my story, and there's the real story. - Ben Spurlock

A broken heart is just the growing pains necessary so that you can love more completely when the real thing comes along. - J S B Morse

Real angels don't have gossamer white robes and cherubic skin. They have calloused hands and smell of the days' sweat. - Richard Evans

The barrier between success is not something which exists in the real world: it is composed purely and simply of doubts about ability. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Today, people struggle to find what's real. Everything has become so synthetic that a lot of people, all they want is to grasp onto hope. - Wyclef Jean


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