Real Chicken

Happiness is only real when shared. - Jon Krakauer

You live your life as if it's real. - Leonard Cohen

I'm too drunk to taste this chicken. - Colonel Sanders

The only real laughter comes from despair. - Groucho Marx

You can never put too much pork in your mouth. - Lewis Black

Drama is real life with the dull bits cut out. - Alfred Hitchcock

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen

Eve: The first chicken to ruin a man's garden - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can see real attitude of man when he's terrified. - Toba Beta

Real programmers can write assembly code in any language. - Larry Wall

Principles have no real force except when one is well-fed. - Mark Twain

The real character of a man is found out by his amusements. - Joshua Reynolds

Entremanure: People who start real crappy dot com companies - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly. - Rose Franken

You grow up the day you have your first real laugh at yourself. - Ethel Barrymore

Love in the real world means saying you're sorry 10 times a day. - Kathie Lee Gifford

What difference do it make if the thing you scared of is real or not? - Toni Morrison

If you want chicken soup, you've got to put a chicken in the pot. - Joe Segal

Real Peace is always unshakable... Bliss is unchanged by gain or loss. - Yogi Bhajan

The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken. - Maya Angelou

I'm a little worried... Brave New World seems a bit more real everyday. - Solange Nicole

Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150. - Unknown

The real threat to whales is whaling, which has endangered many whale species. - Dave Barry

As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett

Any faith that must be supported by the evidence of the senses is not real faith. - A.W. Tozer

When I was a kid, I used to think pork chops and karate chops were the same thing. - Shane Koyczan

My wife is a real Puritan. She thinks licking the stamp on the envelope of a Valentine is foreplay. - Milton Berle

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere. - Colin Baker

Real happiness is not of temporary enjoyment, but is so interwoven with the future that it blesses for ever. - James L Basford

Every video I'm in, every magazine cover, they stretch you, they make you perfect. It's not real life. - Lady Gaga

Both in thought and in feeling, even though time be real, to realise the unimportance of time is the gate of wisdom. - Bertrand Russell

When humor works, it works because it's clarifying what people already feel. It has to come from someplace real. - Tina Fey

It's tangible, it's solid, it's beautiful. It's artistic, from my standpoint, and I just love real estate. - Donald Trump

My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them. - Penn Jillette

The difference between involvement and commitment is like an eggs and ham breakfast: the chicken was involved, the pig was committed. - Unknown

The real winners in life are the people who look at every situation with an expectation that they can make it work or make it better. - Barbra Pletcher

The 77 cents that women make for every dollar men earn makes a real difference to our families - families stretching to make every dollar count. - Barbara Mikulski

Personal columnists are jackals and no jackal has been known to live on grass once he had learned about meat - no matter who killed the meat for him. - Ernest Hemingway