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Bacon is meat candy. - Unknown

Happiness is only real when shared. - Jon Krakauer

In Congress, it's all pork, all the time. - Jim Cooper

I am putting real plums into an imaginary cake. - Mary McCarthy

Mmmm, pork chops and bacon... my two favorite animals. - Homer Simpson

Real programmers can write assembly code in any language. - Larry Wall

Principles have no real force except when one is well-fed. - Mark Twain

Character is the real foundation of all worthwhile success. - John Hays Hammond

There's going to be a real ding-dong when the bell goes. - David Coleman

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra. - Fran Lebowitz

The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do. - B.F. Skinner

If you want chicken soup, you've got to put a chicken in the pot. - Joe Segal

Stop searching the world for treasure, the real treasure is in yourself. - Pablo

Everything we call real is made of things that cannot be regarded as real. - John Gribbin

In photography there is a reality so subtle that it becomes more real than reality. - Alfred Stieglitz

My mother is no spring chicken although she has got as many chemicals in her as one. - Edna Everage

There is no real excellence in all this world which can be separated from right living. - David Starr Jordan

Lemonade is made from artificial flavors, and furniture polish is made from real lemons. - Alfred E Newman

Give up yourself, and you will find your real self. Lose your life and you will save it. - C S Lewis

Monsters are real, and ghosts are real, too. They live inside us, and sometimes they win. - Stephen King

A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works. - Bill Vaughan

What is so real as the cry of a child? A rabbit's cry may be wilder but it has no soul. - Sylvia Plath

Write about what really interests you, whether it is real things or imaginary things, and nothing else. - C S Lewis

I'm going to the Colonel next. I'm gonna get a big bucket of chicken chests and smashed potatoes. - Archie Bunker

Everyone is a genius at least once a year. The real geniuses simply have their bright ideas closer together. - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

The Internet has turned what used to be a controlled, one-way message into a real-time dialogue with millions. - Danielle Sacks

The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers. - Sydney Harris

No matter what the recipe, any baker can do wonders in the kitchen with some good ingredients and an upbeat attitude. - Buddy Valastro

There's three sides to every story. There's your story, there's my story, and there's the real story. - Ben Spurlock

It takes a real storm in the average person's life to make him realize how much worrying he has done over the squalls. - Bruce Barton

It's tangible, it's solid, it's beautiful. It's artistic, from my standpoint, and I just love real estate. - Donald Trump

Real courage is when you know you're licked before you begin - but you begin anyway and see it through no matter what. - Harper Lee

In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate

As we grow up we think we lose our friends. But the truth is that we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are. - Unknown

I think what's going on with gorillas is pretty bad. The fact is that you can buy gorilla meat in London any day you want it. - Adam Ant

A good plate of sushi after an opening helps to soothe that post-opening blues - especially since you feel like raw meat yourself. - Jim Drain

The real question one should ask when presented with a puzzle is, "Should I solve it? Do I really need to know the answer?" - Tony DiTerlizzi

Nothing's as easy as it is on a sitcom. Issues that we take care of in 20 minutes on the show can stretch out over years in real families. - Tim Allen

The research rat of the future allows experimentation without manipulation of the real world. This is the cutting edge of modeling technology. - John Spencer

The 77 cents that women make for every dollar men earn makes a real difference to our families - families stretching to make every dollar count. - Barbara Mikulski


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