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Everything you can imagine is real. - Pablo Picasso

Happiness is only real when shared. - Jon Krakauer

You can never put too much pork in your mouth. - Lewis Black

The friendship that can cease has never been real. - St. Jerome

There is nothing like staying at home for real comfort. - Jane Austen

All the real things in Russia are done in the villages. - Ernest Poole

Men often applaud an imitation, and hiss the real thing. - Aesop

He's even smaller in real life than he is on the track. - David Coleman

The only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing. - John Powell

Your real influence is measured by your treatment of yourself. - A. Bronson Alcott

You grow up the day you have your first real laugh - at yourself. - Ethel Barrymore

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

I'm carrying so much pork, I'm beginning to get trichinosis. - Phil Gramm

Real generosity towards the future lies in giving all to the present. - Albert Camus

If you want chicken soup, you've got to put a chicken in the pot. - Joe Segal

The real problem of leisure time is how to keep others from using yours. - Arthur Lacey

I'm not a real Halloween kind of guy, because Halloween is every day. - Al Jourgensen

I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. - Kay Robertson

It is easier for a father to have children than for children to have a real father. - Pope John XXIII

Real love is a humble receptivity of a silent heart that is prepared to melt and merge. - Banani Ray

I've come to realize that real growth of character takes place in the valleys of life. - Dave Dravecky

I can't stop moving. I'm like this weird insect. I can't sit still in real life. - Robin Wright

I've written 17 novels, and I've found out that fiction can't keep up with real life. - John Grisham

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

I think that most people would rather face the light of a real enemy than the darkness of their imagined fears. - Max Brooks

The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers. - Sydney Harris

There's three sides to every story. There's your story, there's my story, and there's the real story. - Ben Spurlock

One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity there ain't nothing can beat teamwork. - Mark Twain

Nothing ever becomes real till it is experienced - even a proverb is no proverb to you till your life has illustrated it. - John Keats

Until Facebook came along, there was hardly anywhere on the public Internet where you had to operate with your real name. - David Kirkpatrick

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them. - Penn Jillette

As we grow up we think we lose our friends. But the truth is that we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are. - Unknown

The man with the real sense of humor is the man who can put himself in the spectator's place and laugh at his own misfortune. - Bert Williams

A real decision is measured by the fact that you've taken a new action. If there's no action, you haven't truly decided. - Tony Robbins

The very things we wish to avoid, neglect and flee from turn out to be the 'prima materia' from which all real growth comes. - Andrew Harvey

Today, people struggle to find what's real. Everything has become so synthetic that a lot of people, all they want is to grasp onto hope. - Wyclef Jean

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright

Personal columnists are jackals and no jackal has been known to live on grass once he had learned about meat - no matter who killed the meat for him. - Ernest Hemingway

He who cannot eat horsemeat need not do so. Let him eat pork. But he who cannot eat pork, let him eat horsemeat. It's simply a question of taste. - Nikita Khrushchev


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