Real Chicken

Medicines are not meat to live by. - German proverb

Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo! - Steven Wright

Recipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup. - Bob Hope

When I was a kid everyone used to call me pork 'n. - Michael Biehn

Nothing is really real unless it happens on television. - Daniel J. Boorstin

You can see real attitude of man when he's terrified. - Toba Beta

The beef is so undercooked it's starting to eat the salad. - Gordon Ramsay

Real unselfishness consists in sharing the interests of others. - George Santayana

I'm kosher except for times where I eat pork and shellfish. - Roseanne Barr

I know the voices aren't real but they have some great ideas. - Unknown

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

Work before pleasure - for there is no real pleasure without work. - Unknown

I'm carrying so much pork, I'm beginning to get trichinosis. - Phil Gramm

Happiness is the real sense of fulfillment that comes from hard work. - Joseph Barbara

Stop searching the world for treasure, the real treasure is in yourself. - Pablo

Once you become real, you can't become unreal again. It lasts for always. - Margery Williams

Real leadership is leaders recognizing that they serve the people that they lead. - Pete Hoekstra

I might love my e-reader, but I'd never pass up the chance to browse real books. - Nichole Chase

As long as I can wear a wig I can be any character, and in real life I can be myself. - Ginnifer Goodwin

A recipe is only a theme, which an intelligent cook can play each time with a variation. - Madame Benoit

The real problem is not why some pious, humble, believing people suffer, but why some do not. - C S Lewis

My brother thinks he's a chicken.
We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs. - Groucho Marx

The real test of your character is your treatment of those who can be of no possible service to you. - Unknown

The measure of a man's real character is what he would do if he knew he would never be found out. - Thomas B Macaulay

I'm going to the Colonel next. I'm gonna get a big bucket of chicken chests and smashed potatoes. - Archie Bunker

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. - Donald Trump

One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity there ain't nothing can beat teamwork. - Mark Twain

Until Facebook came along, there was hardly anywhere on the public Internet where you had to operate with your real name. - David Kirkpatrick

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them. - Penn Jillette

A real decision is measured by the fact that you've taken a new action. If there's no action, you haven't truly decided. - Tony Robbins

The very things we wish to avoid, neglect and flee from turn out to be the 'prima materia' from which all real growth comes. - Andrew Harvey

I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion

The difference between involvement and commitment is like an eggs and ham breakfast: the chicken was involved, the pig was committed. - Unknown

The real winners in life are the people who look at every situation with an expectation that they can make it work or make it better. - Barbra Pletcher

This is what I grew up on in Alsace. It's choucroute. I'd wake up every morning with the smell of cabbage and potatoes and pork. - Jean-Georges Vongerichten

Today, people struggle to find what's real. Everything has become so synthetic that a lot of people, all they want is to grasp onto hope. - Wyclef Jean

Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who make you laugh every day, ah, now that's a real treat. - Joanne Woodward

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright