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Pulled pork jokes never get old. - Joel Edgerton

Happiness is only real when shared. - Jon Krakauer

Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo! - Steven Wright

I'm tired of recipes assuming I have a stove. - Kevin Farzad

Mmmm, pork chops and bacon... my two favorite animals. - Homer Simpson

Nothing is really real unless it happens on television. - Daniel J. Boorstin

You can see real attitude of man when he's terrified. - Toba Beta

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

The only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing. - John Powell

Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly. - Rose Franken

When the prison doors are opened, the real dragon will fly out. - Ho Chi Minh

I know the voices aren't real but they have some great ideas. - Unknown

I never act. I simply bring out the real animal that's in me. - Willem Dafoe

You never achieve real success unless you like what you are doing. - Dale Carnegie

I'm a little worried... Brave New World seems a bit more real everyday. - Solange Nicole

A joyful life is an individual creation that cannot be copied from a recipe. - Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi

Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150. - Unknown

The real threat to whales is whaling, which has endangered many whale species. - Dave Barry

The only real elegance is in the mind; if you've got that, the rest comes. - Diana Vreeland

Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself. - Robin Williams

When I was a kid, I used to think pork chops and karate chops were the same thing. - Shane Koyczan

In photography there is a reality so subtle that it becomes more real than reality. - Alfred Stieglitz

My mother is no spring chicken although she has got as many chemicals in her as one. - Edna Everage

I almost sent you a real birthday card but thankfully my internet connection came back. - Unknown

The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new lands but seeing with new eyes. - Marcel Proust

The real problem is not why some pious, humble, believing people suffer, but why some do not. - C S Lewis

Cyberspace can't compensate for real space. We benefit from chatting to people face to face. - Jonathan Sacks

I've written 17 novels, and I've found out that fiction can't keep up with real life. - John Grisham

I'm going to the Colonel next. I'm gonna get a big bucket of chicken chests and smashed potatoes. - Archie Bunker

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. - Donald Trump

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe

Real education should educate us out of self into something far finer; into a selflessness which links us with all humanity. - Lady Nancy Astor

Yes, one can repent of moral transgression. The miracle of forgiveness is real, and true repentance is accepted of the Lord. - Ezra T Benson

My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them. - Penn Jillette

As we grow up we think we lose our friends. But the truth is that we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are. - Unknown

This is what I grew up on in Alsace. It's choucroute. I'd wake up every morning with the smell of cabbage and potatoes and pork. - Jean-Georges Vongerichten

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright

Personal columnists are jackals and no jackal has been known to live on grass once he had learned about meat - no matter who killed the meat for him. - Ernest Hemingway

He who cannot eat horsemeat need not do so. Let him eat pork. But he who cannot eat pork, let him eat horsemeat. It's simply a question of taste. - Nikita Khrushchev


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