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Pulled pork jokes never get old. - Joel Edgerton

Medicines are not meat to live by. - German proverb

Everything you can imagine is real. - Pablo Picasso

You can never put too much pork in your mouth. - Lewis Black

Real golfers don't miss putts, they get robbed. - Unknown

Biography is the mesh through which real life escapes. - Tom Stoppard

Cogito ergo dim sum. (Therefore I think these are pork buns) - Robert Byrne

Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly. - Rose Franken

I'm kosher except for times where I eat pork and shellfish. - Roseanne Barr

The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do. - B.F. Skinner

Real listening is a willingness to let the other person change you. - Alan Alda

Real generosity towards the future lies in giving all to the present. - Albert Camus

If you want chicken soup, you've got to put a chicken in the pot. - Joe Segal

Once you become real, you can't become unreal again. It lasts for always. - Margery Williams

The only real elegance is in the mind; if you've got that, the rest comes. - Diana Vreeland

Any faith that must be supported by the evidence of the senses is not real faith. - A.W. Tozer

A man always has two reasons for doing anything: a good reason and the real reason. - J P Morgan

No thieves, no traitors, no interventionists! This time the revolution is for real! - Fidel Castro

As long as I can wear a wig I can be any character, and in real life I can be myself. - Ginnifer Goodwin

The real problem is what to do with the problem-solvers after the problems are solved. - Gary Talese

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman

I am guilty of asking the Senate for pork and proud of the Senate for giving it to me. - Ted Stevens

No matter what, the very first piece of social media real estate I'd start with is a blog. - Chris Brogan

I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry

The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. - Ellen Glasgow

The only real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes but in having new eyes. - Marcel Proust

There is real magic in enthusiasm. It spells the difference between mediocrity and accomplishment. - Norman Vincent Peale

The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg. - Unknown

There is only one real sin and that is to persuade oneself that the second best is anything but second best. - Doris Lessing

Love is an ideal thing, marriage is a real thing. A confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished. - Johann Wolfgang Goethe

The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a five-year-old. - Joan Kerr

Both in thought and in feeling, even though time be real, to realise the unimportance of time is the gate of wisdom. - Bertrand Russell

This is the real enemy, the invader from the East, the Druze, the ruffian, the oriental parasite; in a word: the Jew. - George Bernard Shaw

No real social change has ever been brought about without a revolution... revolution is but thought carried into action. - Emma Goldman

It's tangible, it's solid, it's beautiful. It's artistic, from my standpoint, and I just love real estate. - Donald Trump

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." - Unknown

A real decision is measured by the fact that you've taken a new action. If there's no action, you haven't truly decided. - Tony Robbins

This is what I grew up on in Alsace. It's choucroute. I'd wake up every morning with the smell of cabbage and potatoes and pork. - Jean-Georges Vongerichten

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell

I play to win, whether during practice or a real game. And I will not let anything get in the way of me and my competitive enthusiasm to win. - Michael Jordan


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