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All real men love to eat. - Marlene Dietrich

God sends meat - the Devil sends cooks. - Charles VI

I'm too drunk to taste this chicken. - Colonel Sanders

The only real laughter comes from despair. - Groucho Marx

Recipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown

Drama is real life with the dull bits cut out. - Alfred Hitchcock

Social media are tools. Real time is a mindset. - David M. Scott

You don't have to hold your stomach in for real friends. - Unknown

There's going to be a real ding-dong when the bell goes. - David Coleman

Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly. - Rose Franken

Real golfers don't cry when they line up their fourth putt. - Unknown

I'm carrying so much pork, I'm beginning to get trichinosis. - Phil Gramm

Happiness is the real sense of fulfillment that comes from hard work. - Joseph Barbara

Stop searching the world for treasure, the real treasure is in yourself. - Pablo

It is only hope which is real, and reality is a bitterness and a deceit. - William Makepeace Thackeray

The man who is in real danger is the man who thinks he is perfectly safe. - James M. Barrie

Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150. - Unknown

What we need most, is not so much to realize the ideal as to idealize the real. - Francis Herbert Hedge

We need more young people involved in farming because the future needs real food. - Helena Sylvester

When I was a kid, I used to think pork chops and karate chops were the same thing. - Shane Koyczan

As long as I can wear a wig I can be any character, and in real life I can be myself. - Ginnifer Goodwin

The real problem is what to do with the problem-solvers after the problems are solved. - Gary Talese

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman

America did not invent human rights. In a very real sense, human rights invented America. - Jimmy Carter

The real problem is not why some pious, humble, believing people suffer, but why some do not. - C S Lewis

No matter what, the very first piece of social media real estate I'd start with is a blog. - Chris Brogan

I never practice my guitar... from time to time I just open the case and throw in a piece of raw meat. - Wes Montgomery

In the realm of ideas everything depends on enthusiasm... in the real world all rests on perseverance. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison

I think that most people would rather face the light of a real enemy than the darkness of their imagined fears. - Max Brooks

One of the endearing things about mathematicians is the extent to which they will go to avoid doing any real work. - Matthew Pordage

Any processed chicken from any place - I'll order it in a heartbeat. I'm very picky about my pork, though. - David Chang

Both in thought and in feeling, even though time be real, to realise the unimportance of time is the gate of wisdom. - Bertrand Russell

There's three sides to every story. There's your story, there's my story, and there's the real story. - Ben Spurlock

Yes, one can repent of moral transgression. The miracle of forgiveness is real, and true repentance is accepted of the Lord. - Ezra T Benson

The very things we wish to avoid, neglect and flee from turn out to be the 'prima materia' from which all real growth comes. - Andrew Harvey

The real winners in life are the people who look at every situation with an expectation that they can make it work or make it better. - Barbra Pletcher

The barrier between success is not something which exists in the real world: it is composed purely and simply of doubts about ability. - Franklin D Roosevelt


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