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Pork is my friend. - Tom Douglas

Pulled pork jokes never get old. - Joel Edgerton

I am putting real plums into an imaginary cake. - Mary McCarthy

Ike runs the country, and I turn the pork chops. - Mamie Eisenhower

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen

The friendship that can cease has never been real. - St. Jerome

There is nothing like staying at home for real comfort. - Jane Austen

All the real things in Russia are done in the villages. - Ernest Poole

The real character of a man is found out by his amusements. - Joshua Reynolds

You don't have to hold your stomach in for real friends. - Unknown

There's going to be a real ding-dong when the bell goes. - David Coleman

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra. - Fran Lebowitz

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

Real generosity toward the future lies in giving all to the present. - Unknown

The man who is in real danger is the man who thinks he is perfectly safe. - James M. Barrie

I'm not a real Halloween kind of guy, because Halloween is every day. - Al Jourgensen

The real opportunity for success lies within the person and not in the job. - Zig Ziglar

Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself. - Robin Williams

When I was a kid, I used to think pork chops and karate chops were the same thing. - Shane Koyczan

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman

America did not invent human rights. In a very real sense, human rights invented America. - Jimmy Carter

Monsters are real, and ghosts are real, too. They live inside us, and sometimes they win. - Stephen King

I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with 28 years ago. - Will Rogers

There is real magic in enthusiasm. It spells the difference between mediocrity and accomplishment. - Norman Vincent Peale

O beware, my lord, of jealousy; it is the green-eyed monster which doth mock the meat it feeds on. - William Shakespeare

The zombies were like Canadians, in that they looked enough like real people at first, to fool you. - Kelly Link

The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg. - Unknown

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

I never practice my guitar... from time to time I just open the case and throw in a piece of raw meat. - Wes Montgomery

In a story you had to find a reason, but real life gets on very well without even Freudian motivations. - Anthony Burgess

I'm going to the Colonel next. I'm gonna get a big bucket of chicken chests and smashed potatoes. - Archie Bunker

Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life there is no such thing as algebra. - Fran Lebowitz

One of the endearing things about mathematicians is the extent to which they will go to avoid doing any real work. - Matthew Pordage

Any processed chicken from any place - I'll order it in a heartbeat. I'm very picky about my pork, though. - David Chang

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." - Unknown

Today, people struggle to find what's real. Everything has become so synthetic that a lot of people, all they want is to grasp onto hope. - Wyclef Jean

I can see from you utter misery, from your eagerness to misunderstand each other, and from your thoroughly bad temper that this is the real thing. - Peter Ustinov

Personal columnists are jackals and no jackal has been known to live on grass once he had learned about meat - no matter who killed the meat for him. - Ernest Hemingway


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