Real Chicken

Bacon is meat candy. - Unknown

God sends meat - the Devil sends cooks. - Charles VI

Ike runs the country, and I turn the pork chops. - Mamie Eisenhower

Real progress lies in learning to be wrong all alone. - Albert Camus

When I was a kid everyone used to call me pork 'n. - Michael Biehn

There is nothing like staying at home for real comfort. - Jane Austen

Principles have no real force except when one is well-fed. - Mark Twain

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

The beef is so undercooked it's starting to eat the salad. - Gordon Ramsay

Real unselfishness consists in sharing the interests of others. - George Santayana

When the prison doors are opened, the real dragon will fly out. - Ho Chi Minh

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

One's real life is so often the life that one does not lead. - Oscar Wilde

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

I never act. I simply bring out the real animal that's in me. - Willem Dafoe

I'm carrying so much pork, I'm beginning to get trichinosis. - Phil Gramm

Real Peace is always unshakable... Bliss is unchanged by gain or loss. - Yogi Bhajan

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. - Walter Winchell

The man who is in real danger is the man who thinks he is perfectly safe. - James M. Barrie

I'm not a real Halloween kind of guy, because Halloween is every day. - Al Jourgensen

You know you're getting old if you have more fingers than real teeth. - Rodney Dangerfield

Everything we call real is made of things that cannot be regarded as real. - John Gribbin

As long as I can wear a wig I can be any character, and in real life I can be myself. - Ginnifer Goodwin

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

Real love is a humble receptivity of a silent heart that is prepared to melt and merge. - Banani Ray

I came from a real tough neighborhood. I put my hand in some cement and felt another hand. - Rodney Dangerfield

I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry

The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg. - Unknown

The audience, upon learning that the real Buffalo Bill was present, gave several cheers between the acts. - Buffalo Bill

Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere. - Colin Baker

This is the real enemy, the invader from the East, the Druze, the ruffian, the oriental parasite; in a word: the Jew. - George Bernard Shaw

You can always tell a real friend: when you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. - Laurence Peter

As we grow up we think we lose our friends. But the truth is that we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are. - Unknown

The man with the real sense of humor is the man who can put himself in the spectator's place and laugh at his own misfortune. - Bert Williams

The real question one should ask when presented with a puzzle is, "Should I solve it? Do I really need to know the answer?" - Tony DiTerlizzi

The conventional definition of management is getting work done through people, but real management is developing people through work. - Agha Hasan Abedi

Science is not opposed to storytelling. Science is a genre of storytelling. Stories of the real world, inspired by observations thereof. - Sean Carroll

Today, people struggle to find what's real. Everything has become so synthetic that a lot of people, all they want is to grasp onto hope. - Wyclef Jean

Nothing's as easy as it is on a sitcom. Issues that we take care of in 20 minutes on the show can stretch out over years in real families. - Tim Allen

History will see advertising as one of the real evil things of our time. It is stimulating people constantly to want things, want this, want that. - Malcolm Muggeridge