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I like laughter around me. - Mireille Enos

Brevity is the soul of wit. - William Shakespeare

Silence is the wit of fools. - Anatole France

Laughter is the best medicine. - Joe-kster

Puns are a form of humor with words. - Guillermo C. Infante

A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - Clive James

Laughter and joy are part of the beauty of life. - Diago Morgado

Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. - Unknown

The duty of comedy is to correct men by amusing them. - Moliere

I think being funny is not anyone's first choice. - Woody Allen

If you can't make it better, you can laugh at it. - Erma Bombeck

Granting our wish is one of Fate's saddest jokes. - James R Lowell

You have a ready wit. Let me know when it's ready. - Henny Youngman

You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at. - Tina Fey

A little perspective, like a little humor, goes a long way. - Allen Klein

Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue. - Virginia Woolf

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Be prompt and you dine alone. - Gerald Barzan

The next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor in it. - Frank A. Clark

All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman, and a pretty girl. - Charlie Chaplin

Man is distinguished from all other creatures by the faculty of laughter. - Joseph Addison

Humour and irony include tragedy; they're two sides of the same coin. - Maurizio Cattelan

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke - and that the joke is oneself. - Clifton Fadiman

There is nothing in which people more betray their character than in what they laugh at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Faith handles the ultimate incongruities of life, humor handles the more immediate ones. - William S Coffin

I think superheroes are heroes with flaws, and in their flaws, there is a sense of humor. - Peter Segal

We are, in the comics, the last frontier of good, wholesome family humor and entertainment. - Bill Keane

One should take good care not to grow too wise for so great a pleasure of life as laughter. - Joseph Addison

Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it. - E.B. White

An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh. - Will Rogers

Transparency, honesty, kindness, good stewardship, even humor, work in businesses at all times. - John Gerzema

I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints - the sinners are much more fun. - Billy Joel

How is it that music can, without words, evoke our laughter, our fears, our highest aspirations? - Jane Swan

There's nothing better than a world where everybody's just trying to make each other laugh. - Matthew Perry

Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall. - Alan Bennett

Don't laugh at a youth for his affectations; he is only trying on one face after another to find his own. - Logan P. Smith

The man who sees the consistency in things is a wit; the man who sees the inconsistency in things is a humorist. - G K Chesterton

There is nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. - Eva Hoffman

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend on reading it. - Groucho Marx

A woman with confidence is hypnotic. A smile is mesmerizing. Presence, openness, a sense of humor - these are all things that make a woman attractive. - Jessica Ortner


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