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Wit is the epitaph of an emotion. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Good taste is the enemy of comedy. - Mel Brooks

When the wine is in, the wit is out. - English Proverb

I would rather be called funny than pretty. - Nia Vardalos

Not by wrath does one kill but by laughter. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

You have as much laughter as you have faith. - Martin Luther

A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - Clive James

Comedy is society protecting itself - with a smile. - J.B. Priestley

You can send a lot of instruction through laughter. - Jeffrey Tambor

Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly. - G K Chesterton

You have a ready wit. Let me know when it's ready. - Henny Youngman

You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at. - Tina Fey

A wise man will live as much within his wit as his income. - Philip Dormer Stanhope

If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything. - Marilyn Monroe

Trouble knocked at the door, but, hearing laughter, hurried away. - Benjamin Franklin

Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in society. - William M Thackeray

We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist. - Joseph Heller

She knew what all smart women knew: Laughter made you live better and longer. - Gail Parent

The person who can bring the spirit of laughter into a room is indeed blessed. - Bennet Cerf

Humour is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. - Mary Hirsch

Humour is practically the only thing about which the English are utterly serious. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Laugh an' th' world laughs with you, weep an' it keeps on laughin'. - Kin Hubbard

What other culture could have produced someone like Hemingway and not seen the joke? - Gore Vidal

The more you find out about the world, the more opportunities there are to laugh at it. - Bill Nye

Man alone suffers so excruciatingly in the world that he was compelled to invent laughter. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. - Erma Bombeck

I don't think it's possible to have a sense of tragedy without having a sense of humor. - Christopher Hitchens

There is a kind of happiness and wonder that makes you serious. It is too good to waste on jokes. - C S Lewis

Companies need to lighten up and take themselves less seriously. They need to get a sense of humor. - Unknown

Isn't it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look back, everything is different. - C S Lewis

Laughter is like a windshield wiper - it won't stop the rain, but it will allow you to keep going. - Unknown

Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. - George Bernard Shaw

You can't deny laughter. When it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants. - Stephen King

When hungry, eat your rice; when tired, close your eyes. Fools may laugh at me, but wise men will know what I mean. - Lin-Chi

I have never understood why it should be considered derogatory to the Creator to suppose that he has a sense of humor. - Ralph Inge

From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein

Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can: all of them make me laugh. - W H Auden

I love writing for women. The willingness to go from laughter to tears in a moment is the greatest palette you can paint with as a writer. - Michael P King

Wit is the key, I think, to anybody's heart. Show me the person who doesn't like to laugh and I'll show you a person with a toe tag. - Julia Roberts

Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of politics, philosophy, and literature than any number of dull arguments. - Isaac Asimov


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