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Comedy is tragedy plus time. - Carol Burnett

Wit is the lowest form of humor. - Alexander Pope

You got a very warfed sense of humor. - Archie Bunker

Laugh a lot. It burns a lot of calories. - Jessica Simpson

The crisis of today is the joke of tomorrow. - H G Wells

Laughing Stock: Cattle with a sense of humour - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The funniest thing a comedian can do is not do it. - WC Fields

If you want to give God a good laugh, tell Him your plans. - Yiddish Proverb

A humorist is a person who feels bad, but who feels good about it. - Don Herold

Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot. - Charlie Chaplin

A difference of taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections. - George Eliot

I do believe that laughter is the best medicine - it cures everything. - Radhika Apte

The best ideas come as joe-ks. Make your thinking as funny as possibell. - Joe-kster

I never stole a joke in my life. I just find them before they're lost. - Milton Berle

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you. - Groucho Marx

She knew what all smart women knew: Laughter made you live better and longer. - Gail Parent

There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets? - Dick Cavett

Laugh an' th' world laughs with you, weep an' it keeps on laughin'. - Kin Hubbard

I've made a lot of grown men cry with laughter because I really am quite the joke. - Peta Wilson

Faith handles the ultimate incongruities of life, humor handles the more immediate ones. - William S Coffin

If evil be said of thee, and if it be true, correct thyself; if it be a lie, laugh at it. - Epictetus

The young man who has not wept is a savage, and the old man who will not laugh is a fool. - George Santayana

There's a fine line between angry and grumpy. Angry isn't nice, but grumpy is funny. - Rick Wakeman

Comedy has to be based on truth. You take the truth and you put a little curlicue at the end. - Sid Caesar

There's nothing better than a world where everybody's just trying to make each other laugh. - Matthew Perry

You have a choice in this world, I believe, about how to tell sad stories, and we made the funny choice. - John Green

Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. - George Bernard Shaw

The man who can make others laugh secures more votes for a measure than the man who forces them to think. - Malcolm de Chazal

I have striven not to laugh at human actions, not to weep at them, nor to hate them, but to understand them. - Spinoza

Laughter is the mind's intonation. There are ways of laughing which have the sound of counterfeit coins. - Edmond de Goncourt

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road. - Henry Ward Beecher

Those who can laugh without cause have either found the true meaning of happiness or have gone stark raving mad. - Norm Papernick

Give me a Murphy bed, a Lazy Susan, a grandfather clock and a bulldog, and I will show you the meaning of comedy. - Jonathan Goldstein

Laughter is healing and helpful and fun, and I see my role as an entertainer, and I want readers to leave my books smiling. - Gail Carriger

Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

There is not less wit, not less invention, in applying rightly a thought one finds in a book, than in being the first author of that book. - Pierre Boyle

My great hope is to laugh as much as I cry; to get my work done and try to love somebody and have the courage to accept the love in return. - Maya Angelou

Humor is richly rewarding to the person who employs it. It has some value in gaining and holding attention, but it has no persuasive value at all. - John Kenneth Galbraith

There was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy. - Mark Twain