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Laugh it up, Fuzz ball. - Han Solo

Wit is the epitaph of an emotion. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I'd rather be funny than wise. - Dennis Miller

I'm not funny. What I am is brave. - Lucille Ball

Puns are the highest form of literature. - Alfred Hitchcock

Some laughter comes from escaped horror. - Edward St Aubyn

Make us laugh and you can pick all pockets. - Clemence Dane

My puns are not trivial. They are quadrivial. - James Joyce

It's better to make people laugh than cry. - Ronnie Corbett

Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. - Unknown

I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it. - Jack Handey

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out my nose. - Woody Allen

The best way to ruin a comedy is to throw a lot of money at it. - Jay Leno

We laugh at honor and are shocked to find traitors in our midst. - C S Lewis

Laughter crosses boundaries of class and age. Humour is universal. - Jeremy Lloyd

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

A poet in history is divine, but a poet in the next room is a joke. - Max Eastman

A decrepit society shuns humour as a decrepit individual shuns drafts. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Humour and irony include tragedy; they're two sides of the same coin. - Maurizio Cattelan

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you. - Groucho Marx

She knew what all smart women knew: Laughter made you live better and longer. - Gail Parent

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov

The person who can bring the spirit of laughter into a room is indeed blessed. - Bennet Cerf

What other culture could have produced someone like Hemingway and not seen the joke? - Gore Vidal

I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it's only because I struggle with math. - Tina Fey

Faith handles the ultimate incongruities of life, humor handles the more immediate ones. - William S Coffin

You can read Kant by yourself, if you wanted to; but you must share a joke with someone else. - Robert Louis Stevenson

An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh. - Will Rogers

Those who don't know how to weep with their whole heart, don't know how to laugh either. - Golda Meir

How is it that music can, without words, evoke our laughter, our fears, our highest aspirations? - Jane Swan

Isn't it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look back, everything is different. - C S Lewis

Never be afraid to laugh at yourself. After all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century. - Dame Edna Everage

You have a choice in this world, I believe, about how to tell sad stories, and we made the funny choice. - John Green

Give me a Murphy bed, a Lazy Susan, a grandfather clock and a bulldog, and I will show you the meaning of comedy. - Jonathan Goldstein

Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of Truth and Knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the gods. - Albert Einstein

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend on reading it. - Groucho Marx

From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein

The satirist shoots to kill while the humorist brings his prey back alive and eventually releases him again for another chance. - Peter De Vries

Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can: all of them make me laugh. - W H Auden

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou