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QuotaBillsLong on hair, sort on brains. - French Proverb
Cobra: Bra worn by Siamese twins. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The drowning man grips to his own hair. - Greek Proverb
Beat your tambourines with the Hairy Knishes. - Archie Bunker
A hair on the head is worth two on the brush. - Oliver Herford
A hair in the head is worth two in the brush. - Oliver Herford
He doesn't dye his hair, he bleaches his face. - Johnny Carson
Hairy Krishnas howlin' and playin' their tangerines. - Archie Bunker
Bras: The most unused household item during Quarantine 2021. - Unknown
Experience is a comb life gives you after you lose your hair. - Judith Stern
Let the wind blow through your hair while you still have some. - Dave Weinbaum
Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown
I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd
If your cup is only half full, you probably need a different bra. - Shae Aaron
Dubm Waiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I have little hair because my brain is so big it pushes the hair out. - Silvio Berlusconi
If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin
I used to think I'd like less grey hair. Now I'd like more of it. - Richie Benaud
The whiter my hair becomes, the more ready people are to believe what I say. - Bertrand Russell
Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller
You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy
You got to have smelt a lot of mule manure before you can sing like a hillbilly. - Hank Williams
A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. - Steve Martin
Whether you're a man or not comes from your heart, not how much hair you have on your head. - Bruce Willis
Some people will tell you there is a great deal of poetry and fine sentiment in a chest of tea. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere
Do I have a large frog in my hair? I'm worried about the sensation of my brain being eaten. - Joaquin Phoenix
It is foolish to tear one's hair in grief, as though sorrow would be made less with baldness. - Cicero
Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns
You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy
The abdomen, the chest, and the brain will forever be shut from the intrusion of the wise and humane surgeon. - Eric Ericksen
Rock is so much fun. That's what it's all about - filling up the chest cavities and empty kneecaps and elbows. - Jimi Hendrix
Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde
Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing
Hold your head high, stick your chest out. You can make it. It gets dark sometimes but morning comes ... keep hope alive. - Jesse Jackson
You can not prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but you can prevent them from building a nest in your hair. - Chinese Proverb
You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze
As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah
You know, sometimes I feel well and vital in the world, and sometimes I just feel so distressed I want to pull my hair out by the roots. - Sharon Stone
When I was six, I entered a talent contest. I dyed my hair blond, had a chainsaw and pretended I was Eminem. The old folk weren't expecting that. - Nico Mirallegro