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Redneck Bucket List

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Redneck Bucket List thanks to Mike King

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Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling

I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson

If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Without ice cream there would be darkness and chaos. - Don Kardong

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson

A diamond is the only kind of ice that keeps a girl warm. - Elizabeth Taylor

What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith

Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill-bucket. - George Orwell

Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx

I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown

In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown

You may know the intractability of a disease by its long list of remedies. - Alonzo Clark

If you want to make everyone happy, don't be a leader. Sell ice cream. - Steve Jobs

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

Don't throw away the old bucket until you know whether the new one holds water. - Swedish Proverb

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

I like ice hockey. No one is ever going to ask me to write about that as a metaphor for life. - Steven Pinker

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams

In my mind, I've always been an A-list Hollywood superstar. Y'all just didn't know yet. - Will Smith

I'm going to the Colonel next. I'm gonna get a big bucket of chicken chests and smashed potatoes. - Archie Bunker

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

Confront your fears, list them, get to know them, and only then will you be able to put them aside and move ahead. - Jerry Gille

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street. - Steven Wright

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

Everyone knows that ice cream is worth the trouble of being cold. Like all things virtuous, you have to suffer to gain the reward. - Brandon Sanderson

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle. - Winston Churchill


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