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Redneck Candle

Lighting up Bubba's house with Crisco shortening

Redneck Candle thanks to Mike King

An en-lightening way to Light Up your Redneck House

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Enthusiasm moves the world. - Arthur James Balfour

Hope is a very unruly emotion. - Gloria Steinem

There is no disinfectant like success. - Daniel J Boorstin

Self-trust is the first secret of success. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

An artist cannot fail; it is a success to be one. - Charles Horton Cooley

Work hard in silence. Let success make the noise. - Unknown

Love is more than a candle. Love can ignite the stars. - Matthew W. Stover

Success means doing the best we can with what we have. - Zig Ziglar

The success and the failure are not my concern, but His. - Joseph B Lightfoot

Once you can accept failure, you can have fun and success. - Rickey Henderson

If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success? - Jerry Seinfeld

Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world. - Lily Tomlin

Success will come to the side that has the last man standing. - Philippe Petain

I prefer the errors of enthusiasm to the indifference of wisdom. - Anatole France

Life is infinitely stranger than anything the mind could invent. - Arthur Conan Doyle

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it. - Dalai Lama

Success is finding satisfaction in giving a little more than you take. - Christopher Reeve

Success is often the result of taking a misstep in the right direction. - Al Bernstein

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

Most churches don't have a theology problem; they have a passion problem. - Gerald Brooks

If you wish to be a success in the world, promise everything, deliver nothing. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Catch on fire with enthusiasm, and people will come for miles to watch you burn. - John Wesley

Passion: A persistent preoccupation with an idea your boss considers unreasonable - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you blame others for your failures, do you also credit them for your successes? - Unknown

There could be no honor in a sure success, but much might be wrested from a sure defeat. - Ann Landers

One secret of success in life is for a man to be ready for his opportunity when it comes. - Benjamin Disraeli

I can give you a six-word formula for success: Think things through - then follow through. - Edward Rickenbacker

The penalty of success is to be bored by the attentions of people who formerly snubbed you. - Mary Little

If you have zest and enthusiasm, you attract zest and enthusiasm. Life does give back in kind. - Norman Vincent Peale

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

The role of the teacher is to create the conditions for invention rather than provide ready-made knowledge. - Seymour Papert

There is no scientific answer for success. You can't define it. You've simply got to live it and do it. - Anita Roddick

It is questionable if all the mechanical inventions yet made have lightened the day's toil of any human being. - John S Mill

Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. - Mike Ditka

It is unfortunate, considering that enthusiasm moves the world, that so few enthusiasts can be trusted to speak the truth. - Arthur Balfour

Success is blocked by concentrating on it and planning for it. Success is shy; it won't come out while you're watching. - Tennessee Williams

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken

No one is going to hand me success. I must go out and get it myself. That's why I'm here. To dominate. To conquer. Both the world and myself. - Unknown

Success in creating AI would be the biggest event in human history. Unfortunately, it might also be the last, unless we learn how to avoid the risks. - Stephen Hawking


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