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Redneck Candle

Lighting up Bubba's house with Crisco shortening

Redneck Candle thanks to Mike King

An en-lightening way to Light Up your Redneck House

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Failure teaches success. - Japanese Saying

Enthusiasm moves the world. - Arthur James Balfour

Impatience never commanded success. - Edwin H. Chapin

The best revenge is massive success. - Frank Sinatra

There is no disinfectant like success. - Daniel J Boorstin

Self-assurance is two-thirds of success. - Gaelic Proverb

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

The road to success is always under construction. - Lily Tomlin

It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

Self-acceptance leads to success, not the other way around. - Deepak Chopra

The secret of my success was clean living and a fast outfield. - Lefty Gomez

I attribute my success to this: I never gave or took any excuse. - Florence Nightingale

Don't accept success or failure - neither need be permanent. - Bernie Legge

One of the greatest labor-saving inventions of today is tomorrow. - Vincent T. Foss

Success is a great deodorant. It takes away all your past smells. - Elizabeth Taylor

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

The thermometer of success is merely the jealousy of the malcontents. - Salvador Dali

The real opportunity for success lies within the person and not in the job. - Zig Ziglar

Science is the great antidote to the poison of enthusiasm and superstition. - Adam Smith

How far that little candle throws his beams! So shines a good deed in a naughty world. - William Shakespeare

It takes hunger, tenacity and commitment to see a dream through until it becomes a reality. - John C Maxwell

There's a ball. There's a hoop. You put the ball through the hoop. That's success. - Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

A continued atmosphere of hectic passion is very trying if you haven't got any of your own. - Dorothy L. Sayers

I don't know the key to success but I know the key to failure is trying to please everybody. - Unknown

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

There is real magic in enthusiasm. It spells the difference between mediocrity and accomplishment. - Norman Vincent Peale

Success in life, in anything, depends upon the number of persons that one can make himself agreeable to. - Thomas Carlyle

The most important single ingredient in the formula of success is the knack of getting along with people. - Theodore Roosevelt

The error of the past is the success of the future. A mistake is evidence that someone tried to do something. - Unknown

They talk about the failure of socialism but where is the success of capitalism in Africa, Asia and Latin America? - Fidel Castro

It is the passion that is in a kiss that gives to it its sweetness; it is the affection in a kiss that sanctifies it. - Christian Nestell Bovee

All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion and desire. - Aristotle

Anyone who practices can obtain success in yoga but not one who is lazy. Constant practice alone is the secret of success. - Svatmarama

Misfortunes, untoward events, lay open, disclose the skill of a general, while success conceals his weakness, his weak points. - Horace

Success is neither magical nor mysterious. Success is the natural consequence of consistently applying the basic fundamentals. - Jim Rohn

A constant struggle, a ceaseless battle to bring success from inhospitable surroundings, is the price of all great achievements. - Orison Swett Marden

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

It is obvious that we can no more explain a passion to a person who has never experienced it than we can explain light to the blind. - T S Eliot

If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work. - Ernest Hemingway

No one is going to hand me success. I must go out and get it myself. That's why I'm here. To dominate. To conquer. Both the world and myself. - Unknown


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