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Redneck Candle

Lighting up Bubba's house with Crisco shortening

Redneck Candle thanks to Mike King

An en-lightening way to Light Up your Redneck House

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Failure is success in progress. - Albert Einstein

Anger blows out the candle of the mind. - Robert G Ingersoll

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. - Steven Wright

Success lies in the hands of those who want it. - Unknown

Success is the one unpardonable sin against our fellows. - Ambrose Bierce

If you have no critics you'll likely have no success. - Malcolm X

It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows. - Aristotle Onassis

The secret of success is to make your vocation your vacation. - Mark Twain

Success is the maximum utilization of the ability that you have. - Zig Ziglar

Enthusiasm finds the opportunities, and energy makes the most of them. - Henry Hoskins

Enthusiasm is catching, so surround yourself with enthusiastic people. - Norman Vincent Peale

You cannot climb the ladder of success dressed in the costume of failure. - Zig Ziglar

Pray that success will not come any faster than you are able to endure it. - Elbert Hubbard

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech

Success is never final, failure is never fatal. It's courage that counts. - John Wooden

I shall make electricity so cheap that only the rich can afford to burn candles. - Thomas Edison

In a balanced organization, working towards a common objective, there is success. - Arthur Helps

The very first step toward success in any occupation is to become interested in it. - Sir William Osler

I measure my own success as a leader by how well the people who work for me succeed. - Maria Shi

Enthusiasm is the genius of sincerity and truth accomplishes no victories without it. - Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton

Money and success don't change people; they merely amplify what is already there. - Will Smith

The greatest men have been those who have cut their way to success through difficulties. - F.W. Robertson

There could be no honor in a sure success, but much might be wrested from a sure defeat. - Ann Landers

A continued atmosphere of hectic passion is very trying if you haven't got any of your own. - Dorothy L. Sayers

There is real magic in enthusiasm. It spells the difference between mediocrity and accomplishment. - Norman Vincent Peale

A word of encouragement during failure is worth more than a dictionary of praise following success. - Unknown

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

Enthusiasm is the electricity of life. How do you get it? You act enthusiastic until you make it a habit. - Gordon Parks

Develop success from failures. Discouragement and failure are two of the surest stepping stones to success. - Dale Carnegie

Embrace the present moment fully and with passion, because only through the present moment do we truly live. - Richard L Haight

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

We so often achieve success or financial independence after the chief reason for which we sought it has passed away. - Ellen Glasgow

It's a family that's loaded with grudges and passion. We come from a long line of robbers and highwaymen in Italy. - Nicolas Cage

Success is a journey not a destination. The doing is usually more important than the outcome. Not everyone can be Number 1. - Arthur Ashe

Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer

Misfortunes, untoward events, lay open, disclose the skill of a general, while success conceals his weakness, his weak points. - Horace

The secret of many a man's success in the world resides in his insight into the moods of men and his tact in dealing with them. - J.G. Holland

There is not less wit, not less invention, in applying rightly a thought one finds in a book, than in being the first author of that book. - Pierre Boyle

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken


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