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Redneck Candle

Lighting up Bubba's house with Crisco shortening

Redneck Candle thanks to Mike King

An en-lightening way to Light Up your Redneck House

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There is no disinfectant like success. - Daniel J Boorstin

Success covers a multitude of blunders. - George Bernard Shaw

Eighty percent of success is showing up. - Woody Allen

Self-assurance is two-thirds of success. - Gaelic Proverb

Success is due less to ability than to zeal. - Charles Buxton

Success is the ability to rise above principle. - Gerald Barzan

I never thought of myself as much of a success. - Stan Lee

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

Success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom. - George S Patton

Success is the one unpardonable sin against our fellows. - Ambrose Bierce

Once you can accept failure, you can have fun and success. - Rickey Henderson

Is 'ugh' an emotion? Because I feel it all the time. - Unknown

The Sputnik is just to me like a firework, a rocket, a new invention. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Success if liking yourself, liking what you do, and liking how you do it. - Maya Angelou

It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people. - Carrot Top

Passion: A persistent preoccupation with an idea your boss considers unreasonable - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The toughest thing about success is that you've got to keep on being a success. - Irving Berlin

I measure my own success as a leader by how well the people who work for me succeed. - Maria Shi

It's faith in something and enthusiasm for something that makes life worth living. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Enthusiasm is the greatest asset in the world. It beats money and power and influence. - Henry Chester

There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it. - Edith Wharton

Man alone suffers so excruciatingly in the world that he was compelled to invent laughter. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

To demand more of yourself than you do of others is the first step on any ladder of success. - Unknown

There's a ball. There's a hoop. You put the ball through the hoop. That's success. - Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

Frustration, although quite painful at times, is a very positive and essential part of success. - Bo Bennett

I don't know the key to success but I know the key to failure is trying to please everybody. - Unknown

Never trust anyone who wants what you've got. Friend or no, envy is an overwhelming emotion. - Eubie Blake

Success is due to our stretching to the challenges of life. Failure comes when we shrink from them. - John C Maxwell

Embrace the present moment fully and with passion, because only through the present moment do we truly live. - Richard L Haight

Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. - Mike Ditka

Hope is the companion of power, and mother of success; for who so hopes strongly has within him the gift of miracles. - Samuel Smiles

Success is full of promise till a man gets it; and then it is a last year's nest from which the birds have flown. - Henry Ward Beecher

You can catch health, happiness, and success from others just as easily as you can catch worries, bitterness, and failure. - Dale Carnegie

Success is like death. The more successful you become, the higher the houses in the hills get and the higher the fences get. - Kevin Spacey

A manager is a title, it does not guarantee success. Coaching is an action, not a title and actions will result in successes. - Catherine Pulsifer

Success is not built on success. It's built on failure. It's built on frustration. Sometimes it's built on catastrophe. - Sumner Redstone

Perseverance is a great element of success; if you only knock long enough and loud enough at the gate, you are sure to wake up somebody. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Overnight success just doesn't happen. You've got to put your time in. You're up and down - all of a sudden, it just clicks. - Anthony Calvillo

Instead of thinking about where you are, think about where you want to be. It takes twenty years of hard work to become an overnight success. - Diana Rankin

Bill Gates has always been a mentor and inspiration for me even before I knew him. Just growing up, I admired how Microsoft was mission-focused. - Mark Zuckerberg


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