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Redneck Candle

Lighting up Bubba's house with Crisco shortening

Redneck Candle thanks to Mike King

An en-lightening way to Light Up your Redneck House

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Enthusiasm moves the world. - Arthur James Balfour

People fail forward to success. - Mary Kay Ash

There is no success without hardship. - Sophocles

A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. - James Keller

Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Life's failures are stepping stones to success. - Unknown

Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure. - Earl Wilson

Love is more than a candle. Love can ignite the stars. - Matthew W. Stover

Failures to heroic minds are the stepping stones to success. - Thomas Chandler Haliburton

The secret of your success is determined by your daily agenda. - John C Maxwell

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm. - Bruce Barton

The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces. - Will Rogers

Our best successes often come after our greatest disappointments. - Henry Ward Beecher

To follow, without halt, one aim: There's the secret of success. - Anna Pavlova

Don't ever perceive other people's success as your own failure. - Rob Liano

If everyone is moving forward together, then success takes care of itself. - Henry Ford

Success is nothing more than a few simple disciplines, practiced every day. - Jim Rohn

Never let your persistence and passion turn into stubbornness and ignorance. - Anthony J D'Angelo

I believe in luck: how else can you explain the success of those you dislike? - Jean Cocteau

Crimes of logic can be more catastrophic for humanity than crimes of passion. - Ravi Zacharias

Poetry is when an emotion has found its thought and the thought has found words. - Robert Frost

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

The greatest men have been those who have cut their way to success through difficulties. - F.W. Robertson

The things that we understand, create silence. The things that we do not, create emotion. - Kapil Gupta

I can give you a six-word formula for success: Think things through - then follow through. - Edward Rickenbacker

Your successes and happiness are forgiven you only if you generously consent to share them. - Albert Camus

The penalty of success is to be bored by the attentions of people who formerly snubbed you. - Mary Little

Never trust anyone who wants what you've got. Friend or no, envy is an overwhelming emotion. - Eubie Blake

Order, unity, and continuity are human inventions, just as truly as catalogues and encyclopedias. - Bertrand Russell

Success is due to our stretching to the challenges of life. Failure comes when we shrink from them. - John C Maxwell

If A is success in life, then A = X + Y + Z. Work is X, play is Y, and Z is keeping your mouth shut. - Albert Einstein

The error of the past is the success of the future. A mistake is evidence that someone tried to do something. - Unknown

If you set your goals ridiculously high and it's a failure, you will fail above everyone else's success. - James Cameron

Never give up.
Never accept success or failure.
Neither need be permanent.
It's attitude that counts. - Bernie Legge

Plant seeds of happiness, hope, success, and love; it will all come back to you in abundance. This is the law of nature. - Steve Maraboli

Success is not built on success. It's built on failure. It's built on frustration. Sometimes it's built on catastrophe. - Sumner Redstone

Remember you're not entitled to anything. You have to earn your success every day, and you will make mistakes like everyone else. - Harvey Mackay

It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion, than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace. - Andre Gide

Bill Gates has always been a mentor and inspiration for me even before I knew him. Just growing up, I admired how Microsoft was mission-focused. - Mark Zuckerberg


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