Redneck Cup Holders
Bubba enjoys a boot-i-full cup of coffee
You auto get one yourself!
QuotaBillsCoffee and love taste best when hot. - German Proverb
A cup of tea would restore my normality. - Douglas Adams
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown
Your messages are all the coffee I need. - Unknown
I like my men like I like my coffee. Silent. - Anna Kendrick
How I feel when there is no coffee? DEPRESSO - Unknown
Step aside Coffee. This is a job for Alcohol. - Unknown
Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee? - Albert Camus
I have measured out my life with coffee spoons. - T S Eliot
Leanardo De Cappuccino: Founder, coffee shop chain - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I'd rather take coffee than compliments just now. - Louisa May Alcott
Depresso: The feeling you get when you run out of coffee - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage
I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume. - John Van Druten
Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank. - Alphonse Allais
A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. - Paul Erdos
Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown
Coffee and chocolate - the inventor of mocha should be sainted. - Cherise Sinclair
I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. - Steven Wright
I never drink coffee at lunch - I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon. - Ronald Reagan
You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy
You got to have smelt a lot of mule manure before you can sing like a hillbilly. - Hank Williams
If there's no coffee, I'm not getting up. Make Groundhog Day just better. - ethicalbean
He drained the cup of God's wrath bone dry, leaving not a drop for us to drink. - Richard A Bodey
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. - Mitch Hedberg
The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke
If this is coffee, please bring me some tea. But if this is tea, please bring me some coffee. - Abraham Lincoln
Jitterbug: 1. A Scotchman in front of a pay toilet; 2. Insect that's had too much coffee. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running. - Unknown
You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy
Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee, and then after that still don't talk to me. - Unknown
When asked if my cup is half-full or half-empty my only response is that I am thankful I have a cup. - Unknown
You do not play hockey for good seasons. You play to win the Stanley Cup. It has to be the objective. - Guy Lafleur
You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine
I went over to the neighbor's and asked to borrow a cup of salt. "What are you making?" "A salt lick." - Steven Wright
The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden
A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over and returned a cup of sugar. "You didn't borrow this." "I will." - Steven Wright
Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!' - Conan O'Brien
A giraffe's coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat. Ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself. - Unknown