Redneck Cup Holders

Has Beans: Used coffee grounds - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A full cup must be carried steadily. - English Proverb

Coffee and love taste best when hot. - German Proverb

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks? - Steven Wright

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown

How I feel when there is no coffee? DEPRESSO - Unknown

Step aside Coffee. This is a job for Alcohol. - Unknown

Coffee,chocolate, men. The richer the better! - Unknown

Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee? - Albert Camus

Leanardo De Cappuccino: Founder, coffee shop chain - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I only drink coffee grown in high altitude rain forests. - Rob Dyrdek

Depresso: The feeling you get when you run out of coffee - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage

I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume. - John Van Druten

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. - Paul Erdos

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

Coffee and chocolate - the inventor of mocha should be sainted. - Cherise Sinclair

If your cup is only half full, you probably need a different bra. - Shae Aaron

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. - Steven Wright

Without my morning coffee, I'm just like a dried-up piece of goat. - J.S. Bach

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You can never get a cup of tea big enough or a book long enough to suit me. - C S Lewis

I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill. - George Burns

You got to have smelt a lot of mule manure before you can sing like a hillbilly. - Hank Williams

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. - Mitch Hedberg

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke

I just want a hot cup of coffee, black, and I don't want to hear about your troubles. - Charles Bukowski

If this is coffee, please bring me some tea. But if this is tea, please bring me some coffee. - Abraham Lincoln

Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee, and then after that still don't talk to me. - Unknown

When asked if my cup is half-full or half-empty my only response is that I am thankful I have a cup. - Unknown

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

Years steal fire from the mind as vigor from the limb; and life's enchanted cup but sparkles near the brim. - Lord Byron

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden

A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over and returned a cup of sugar. "You didn't borrow this." "I will." - Steven Wright

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

A giraffe's coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat. Ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself. - Unknown