Redneck Cup Holder
Bubba enjoys a boot-i-full cup of coffee
You auto get one yourself!
QuotaBillsA full cup must be carried steadily. - English Proverb
Coffee and love taste best when hot. - German Proverb
Mugging: Stealing someone's coffee - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks? - Steven Wright
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown
Your messages are all the coffee I need. - Unknown
When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown
I like my men like I like my coffee. Silent. - Anna Kendrick
How I feel when there is no coffee? DEPRESSO - Unknown
Music is the wine that fills the cup of silence. - Robert Fripp
Depresso: The feeling you get when you run out of coffee - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage
I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume. - John Van Druten
Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank. - Alphonse Allais
A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. - Paul Erdos
Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown
Without my morning coffee, I'm just like a dried-up piece of goat. - J.S. Bach
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What would life be without coffee? But then, what is it even with coffee? - King Louis XV
I never drink coffee at lunch - I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon. - Ronald Reagan
You can never get a cup of tea big enough or a book long enough to suit me. - C S Lewis
You can never get a cup of tea large enough or a book long enough to suit me. - C S Lewis
You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy
If there's no coffee, I'm not getting up. Make Groundhog Day just better. - ethicalbean
He drained the cup of God's wrath bone dry, leaving not a drop for us to drink. - Richard A Bodey
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. - Mitch Hedberg
It's amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee. - Donna A Favors
Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh
The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke
A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee
You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy
You do not play hockey for good seasons. You play to win the Stanley Cup. It has to be the objective. - Guy Lafleur
You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy
Years steal fire from the mind as vigor from the limb; and life's enchanted cup but sparkles near the brim. - Lord Byron
You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze
Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden
Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!' - Conan O'Brien
Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller
Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com