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Redneck Firemen

What equipment do firemen use to put out train fires?

Redneck Firemen thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Fire safety and train crossings don't go well together

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Add not fire to fire. - Greek proverb

Genius is initiative on fire. - Holbrook Jackson

Blazer: A jacket that is on fire - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Content is fire and social media is gasoline. - Jay Baer

Morning comes whether you set the alarm or not. - Ursula K. Le Guin

Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice. - Robert Frost

If someone's lying, are their pants really on fire? - Jerry Seinfeld

Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train. - Charles Barkley

Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor

The inner fire is the most important thing mankind possesses. - Edith Sodergran

By the time I have money to burn, my fire will have burnt out. - Unknown

The mind is not a vessel to be filled, but a fire to be kindled. - Plutarch

Managers light a fire under people; leaders light a fire in people. - Kathy Austin

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry

Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown

Contentment consisteth not in adding more fuel, but in taking away some fire. - Thomas Fuller

The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the front of an oncoming train. - David Lee Roth

Pajamas: Items of clothing that newlyweds place beside the bed in case of fire - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The only way of catching a train I ever discovered is to miss the train before. - G K Chesterton

No amount of facts in his head can compensate for the lack of fire on his lips. - Vance Havner

Catch on fire with enthusiasm, and people will come for miles to watch you burn. - John Wesley

Success isn't a result of spontaneous combustion. You must set yourself on fire. - Arnold H Glasow

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald, but if he has fire, women will like him. - Mae West

Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up. - Unknown

I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. - Charlie Sheen

You're an old-timer if you can remember when setting the world on fire was a figure of speech. - Franklin P Jones

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? - Unknown

All my life I've wanted, just once, to say something clever without losing my train of thought. - Robert Breault

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

In France we leave unmolested those who set fire to the house, and persecute those who sound the alarm. - Sebastien Chamfort

Can we be casual in the work of God—casual when the house is on fire, and people in danger of being burned? - Duncan Campbell

Years steal fire from the mind as vigor from the limb; and life's enchanted cup but sparkles near the brim. - Lord Byron

The fire of the diamond of true identity is always there; it just needs the Master's crafting to reveal it. - Kenneth G Mills

I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt

When a train goes through a tunnel and it gets dark, you don't throw away the ticket and jump off. You sit still and trust the engineer. - Corrie Ten Boom

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell


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