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Redneck Hayride

Bubba doubles as an Amish chauffeur in his spare time

Redneck Hayride thanks to Stan Krause

Travel plans for Amish and Redneck deluxe holidays

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Work to ride and ride to work. - Unknown

Wander often
Wonder always - Unknown

The patient always lies on the couch. - Unknown

Travel is glamorous only in retrospect. - Paul Theroux

There is not one right way to ride a wave. - Jamie O'Brien

If wishes were horses, then beggars would ride. - Scottish Proverb

Travel and change of place impart new vigor to the mind. - Seneca

Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown

Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness. - Mark Twain

If the world were a logical place, men would ride sidesaddle. - Rita Mae Brown

I think crime pays. The hours are good, and you travel a lot. - Woody Allen

Remember that happiness is a way of travel, not a destination. - Roy L. Goodman

If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics. - Francis Bacon

There are no foreign lands. It is the traveler only who is foreign. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Gentleman Farmer: One who has more hay in the bank thank in the barn - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To travel is to discover that everyone is wrong about other countries. - Aldous Huxley

Your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride. - Anthony Bourdain

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. - Mark Twain

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

Too often travel, instead of broadening the mind, merely lengthens the conversation. - Elizabeth Drew

Our deeds still travel with us from afar, and what we have been makes us what we are. - George Eliot

Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind and I like to write standing up. - Ernest Hemingway

Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile. - Franklin P. Jones

I like the map feature on the iPhone that tells me where I am, because I travel a lot. - Gary Shteyngart

Though we travel the world over to find the beautiful, we must carry it with us or we find it not. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. - Oscar Wilde

You don't know what is going to happen tomorrow. Life is a crazy ride, and nothing is guaranteed. - Eminem

Dictators ride to and fro upon tigers which they dare not dismount. And the tigers are getting hungry. - Winston Churchill

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

I travel without barely any luggage. Just a second set of underwear and binoculars and a map and a toothbrush. - Werner Herzog

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

Own only what you can always carry with you: know languages, know countries, know people. Let your memory be your travel bag. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin

The whole object of travel is not to set foot on foreign land; it is at last to set foot on one's own country as a foreign land. - G K Chesterton

As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah

If we ever travel thousands of light years to a planet inhabited by intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave. - Bill Murray

I should have suspected my husband was lazy. On our wedding day, his mother told me: "I'm not losing a son; I'm gaining a couch." - Phyllis Diller


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