QuotaBillsNot all those who wander are lost. - JRR Tolkien
Travel, of course, narrows the mind. - Malcolm Muggeridge
Travel is glamorous only in retrospect. - Paul Theroux
If wishes were horses, then beggars would ride. - Scottish Proverb
Air Travel: Seeing less and less of more and more. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If you don't ride in the rain, you don't ride. - Unknown
Travel and change of place impart new vigor to the mind. - Seneca
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. - Steven Wright
Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown
If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics. - Francis Bacon
All journeys have secret destinations of which the traveler is unaware. - Martin Buber
The traveler sees what he sees; the tourist sees what he has come to see. - G K Chesterton
We seem to want one vehicle to carry people and soccer balls and hay bales. - Franz von Holzhausen
We travel, some of us forever, to seek other states, other lives, other souls. - Anais Nin
The Holy Father's newest Encyclacle? Like anyone cares what he rides around on. - Archie Bunker
Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind and I like to write standing up. - Ernest Hemingway
I like the map feature on the iPhone that tells me where I am, because I travel a lot. - Gary Shteyngart
A racehorse is an animal that can take several thousand people for a ride at the same time. - Marjorie Johnson
Why endeavor to straighten the road of life? The faster we travel, the less there is to see. - Helen Hayes
Like all great travelers, I have seen more than I remember, and remember more than I have seen. - Benjamin Disraeli
The months and days are the travelers of eternity. The years that come and go are also voyagers. - Matsuo Basho
Tourists don't know where they've been, travelers don't know where they're going. - Paul Theroux
You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy
You don't know what is going to happen tomorrow. Life is a crazy ride, and nothing is guaranteed. - Eminem
Dictators ride to and fro upon tigers which they dare not dismount. And the tigers are getting hungry. - Winston Churchill
There ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them. - Mark Twain
If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz
You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy
I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis
No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang
Travel is more than the seeing of sights; it is a change that goes on, deep and permanent, in the ideas of living. - Miriam Beard
It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen
Own only what you can always carry with you: know languages, know countries, know people. Let your memory be your travel bag. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
If the marriage needs help, the answer almost always is have more fun. Drop your list of grievances and go ride a roller coaster. - Garrison Keillor
The whole object of travel is not to set foot on foreign land; it is at last to set foot on one's own country as a foreign land. - G K Chesterton
You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze
Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek
Integrity will take a leader farther than any other quality. If you would travel far and do much as a leader, never compromise your integrity. - John C Maxwell
I should have suspected my husband was lazy. On our wedding day, his mother told me: "I'm not losing a son; I'm gaining a couch." - Phyllis Diller