QuotaBillsIf it swells, ride it! - Unknown
Not all those who wander are lost. - JRR Tolkien
Travel, of course, narrows the mind. - Malcolm Muggeridge
Joy Ride: Going somewhere without the kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx
Travel and change of place impart new vigor to the mind. - Seneca
Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. - Steven Wright
I think crime pays. The hours are good, and you travel a lot. - Woody Allen
If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown
Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown
The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page. - St. Augustine
Gentleman Farmer: One who has more hay in the bank thank in the barn - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill
Sidesaddle: How men, rather than women, would ride in a truly logical world - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley
We travel, some of us forever, to seek other states, other lives, other souls. - Anais Nin
There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton
Too often travel, instead of broadening the mind, merely lengthens the conversation. - Elizabeth Drew
Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile. - Franklin P. Jones
A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is still putting on its shoes. - Jonathan Swift
How to stop time: kiss.
How to travel in time: read.
How to escape time: music. - Unknown
I always wanted to ride a dragon myself, so I decided to do this for a year in my imagination. - Cornelia Funke
Wandering re-establishes the original harmony which once existed between man and the universe. - Anatole France
Like all great travelers, I have seen more than I remember, and remember more than I have seen. - Benjamin Disraeli
Artists are blessed to travel all over the world. They see the trends before they even come out. - Tina Knowles
People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. - Dagobert D. Runes
I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. - Oscar Wilde
He who would arrive at the appointed end must follow a single road and not wander through many ways. - Seneca
Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward
You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy
No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang
For my part, I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel's sake. The great affair is to move. - Robert Louis Stevenson
Travel is more than the seeing of sights; it is a change that goes on, deep and permanent, in the ideas of living. - Miriam Beard
We are all travelers in the wilderness of this world, and the best we can find in our travels is an honest friend. - Robert Louis Stevenson
To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company. - Andre Gide
You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze
Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek
If we ever travel thousands of light years to a planet inhabited by intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave. - Bill Murray