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Redneck Hayride

Bubba doubles as an Amish chauffeur in his spare time

Redneck Hayride thanks to Stan Krause

Travel plans for Amish and Redneck deluxe holidays

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If it swells, ride it! - Unknown

Work to ride and ride to work. - Unknown

Not all those who wander are lost. - JRR Tolkien

The thicker the hay, the easier it is mowed. - Alaric the Goth

A wise traveler never despises his own country. - Carlo Goldoni

Many will travel and knowledge will be increased. - Francis Bacon

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx

If you don't ride in the rain, you don't ride. - Unknown

He who does not travel does not know the value of men. - Moorish Proverb

Travel and change of place impart new vigor to the mind. - Seneca

Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. - Steven Wright

Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness. - Mark Twain

If the world were a logical place, men would ride sidesaddle. - Rita Mae Brown

If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown

If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics. - Francis Bacon

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

Your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride. - Anthony Bourdain

All journeys have secret destinations of which the traveler is unaware. - Martin Buber

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

We travel, some of us forever, to seek other states, other lives, other souls. - Anais Nin

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

Too often travel, instead of broadening the mind, merely lengthens the conversation. - Elizabeth Drew

Our deeds still travel with us from afar, and what we have been makes us what we are. - George Eliot

Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile. - Franklin P. Jones

I like the map feature on the iPhone that tells me where I am, because I travel a lot. - Gary Shteyngart

Why endeavor to straighten the road of life? The faster we travel, the less there is to see. - Helen Hayes

I always wanted to ride a dragon myself, so I decided to do this for a year in my imagination. - Cornelia Funke

Like all great travelers, I have seen more than I remember, and remember more than I have seen. - Benjamin Disraeli

The months and days are the travelers of eternity. The years that come and go are also voyagers. - Matsuo Basho

People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. - Dagobert D. Runes

Dictators ride to and fro upon tigers which they dare not dismount. And the tigers are getting hungry. - Winston Churchill

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

Wall Street is the only place that people ride to in a Rolls Royce to get advice from those who take the subway. - Warren Buffet

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company. - Andre Gide

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin

When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you comfortable. It is designed to make its own people comfortable. - Clifton Fadiman

I should have suspected my husband was lazy. On our wedding day, his mother told me: "I'm not losing a son; I'm gaining a couch." - Phyllis Diller


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