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I'm obsessed with sushi. - Emma Roberts

In LA, I live on sushi or salad. - Denise Van Outen

Everything you see I owe to spaghetti. - Sophia Loren

In Mexico we have a word for sushi: Bait. - Jose Simon

I don't eat sushi, but I eat cooked meat. - Drake Bell

Making sushi is an art, and experience is everything. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Maybe she's a spaghetti girl... straight until wet. - Jodi Lerner

A sushi chef has to spot the best-quality fresh fish instantly. - Nobu Matsuhisa

I love Cincinnati, but you can keep that spaghetti chili product. - Ron White

I don't discriminate against sushi. It's all good in my book. - Billy Horschel

The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa

No man is lonely while eating spaghetti; it requires so much attention. - Christopher Morley

I am a genre lover - everything from spaghetti western to samurai movies. - Quentin Tarantino

A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton

When it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain. - Graham Norton

Thinking about spaghetti that boils eternally but is never done is a sad thing. - Haruki Murakami

We'll have a big bowl of spaghetti and a plate of some of that veal scallopeepee. - Archie Bunker

I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan

I was in a sushi bar and it dawned on me - how could I discriminate between a cow and a fish? - Carre Otis

I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar. - Michelle Dockery

I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

On our own, we are marshmallows and dried spaghetti, but together we can become something bigger. - C.B. Cook

I do know what my first meal in the next world would be: Spaghetti Aglio e Olio, heavy on everything. - Rachael Ray

My favorite thing is Spaghetti with white clam sauce anywhere on the Amalfi Coast or the Tuscan Coast. - Todd English

I love sushi, though I just read something about how you shouldn't eat sushi more than once a week. - Jacqueline Obradors

As a child, I was subjected to a lot of spaghetti Westerns and hated them. I wanted the Indians to win. - Kara Walker

I love sushi. But after too much of it, it just starts to taste like a dead animal that hasn't been cooked. - Amy Lee

One of my favorite things to make is homemade sushi. I know how to make the rolls and it's really fun to do. - Carly Rae Jepsen

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

I felt I'd earned the Good Housekeeping Seal when I designed an oval-shaped spaghetti pot, because spaghetti is long. - Rachael Ray

Mexican, Mediterranean, Italian, sushi, I love it all. Put it on a plate, and as long as I know what it is, I will eat it. - Camren Bicondova

I love spaghetti. And I like to cook spaghetti. And I used to eat it every day. I weighed thirty pounds more than I do now. - Christopher Walken

I like to eat pizza and spaghetti pomodoro, and I'm crazy for dessert. I like all of them: cassata, cheesecake, biscuits. - Stefano Gabbana

Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Unless he doesn't like sushi, then you also have to teach him to cook. - Auren Hoffman

I cook a lot of Italian food. Bucatini Pomodoro is my best: it's a fat spaghetti with tomato, olive oil, and reminds me of getting married in Italy. - Bill Rancic

Aphorisms are food for thought - like sushi, they come in small portions that are both delicious and exquisitely formed. And, like sushi, I can never get enough. - James Geary

I had eel at a sushi bar once; it's disgusting. I thought it was chicken. It looked like chicken. It was brown and looked delicious, and I was like, 'That looks safe.' It wasn't. - Chris Evans

I'm Italian, but my family isn't stereotypical. I only have one sister and we don't yell or throw pasta at each other. My mother doesn't even have a secret spaghetti sauce recipe. - Jennifer Esposito

I always have parmigiano-reggiano, olive oil and pasta at home. When people get sick, they want chicken soup; I want spaghetti with parmesan cheese, olive oil and a bit of lemon zest. It makes me feel better every time. - Isabella Rossellini


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