QuotaBillsWater rusts pipes. - WC Fields
Out of water, I am nothing. - Duke Kahanamoku
RIP boiling water - you will be mist. - Unknown
Hard Water: The scientific name for ice - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Friendship is a plant we must often water. - German Proverb
Sacrilege: Shelf for bottles of holy water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields
The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb
People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water. - Charles Bukowski
I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle. - Mitch Hedberg
Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. - Josh Billings
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg
Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown
Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm. - Malayan Proverb
Love and work are to people, what water and sunshine are to plants. - Jonathan Haidt
Somewhere, behind space and time,
Is wetter water, slimier slime. - Rupert Brooke
Gardening requires lots of water, most of it in the form of perspiration. - Lou Erickson
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin
Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha
Don't throw away the old bucket until you know whether the new one holds water. - Swedish Proverb
You can lead a herring to water, but you have to walk really fast or he'll die. - Rose
The dignity of movement of an iceberg is due to only one ninth of it being above water. - Ernest Hemingway
A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt
We should be as water, which is lower than all things yet stronger even than the rocks. - Sioux Proverb
If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster
Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry
A wise man adapts himself to circumstances, as water shapes itself to the vessel that contains it. - Chinese Proverb
When the clergyman's daughter
Drinks nothing but water
She's certain to finish on gin. - Rudyard Kipling
You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy
Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita
Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah
Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope
After all, when a stone is dropped into a pond, the water continues quivering even after the stone has sunk to the bottom. - Arthur Golden
How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner
Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown
From a drop of water a logician could infer the possibility of an Atlantic or a Niagara without having seen or heard of one or the other. - Arthur Conan Doyle
Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci
Memory is a net: one finds it full of fish when he takes it from the brook, but a dozen miles of water have run through it without sticking. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.
One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler
Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown