Redneck Water Filter
Cheap water filters made from purified water products
How Bubba removes calories from his soda
QuotaBillsSave water - drink vodka. - Unknown
Out of water, I am nothing. - Duke Kahanamoku
RIP boiling water - you will be mist. - Unknown
Water is the only drink for a wise man. - Henry David Thoreau
Hard Water: The scientific name for ice - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Kettle Drum: What musicians boil water in - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Sacrilege: Shelf for bottles of holy water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The water doesn't know how old you are. - Dara Torres
Water that does not move is always shallow. - Sami Proverb
You never miss the water till the well has run dry. - Irish Proverb
Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. - Steven Wright
I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean. - G K Chesterton
Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water. - WC Fields
The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears or the sea. - Isak Dinesen
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb
You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it. - WC Fields
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields
My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman
An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith
When in doubt as to the applicability of a disinfectant, use soap and water. - Martin H. Fischer
A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan
Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha
You got to have smelt a lot of mule manure before you can sing like a hillbilly. - Hank Williams
Don't throw away the old bucket until you know whether the new one holds water. - Swedish Proverb
You can lead a herring to water, but you have to walk really fast or he'll die. - Rose
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields
When ya go out there in the water and ya start crossing your longirudes and lassitudes. - Archie Bunker
We should be as water, which is lower than all things yet stronger even than the rocks. - Sioux Proverb
Before enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. - Zen Buddhist Saying
Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana
You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy
When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either use one more club or two more balls. - Unknown
You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy
Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora
Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie
Some lawyers are like unto the camel, which, before drinking out of a brook, maketh the water turbid with his foot. - Adolphus W Ward
Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields
Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry
Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci
Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown