QuotaBillsTurkish Bath: A pool room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Malcolm Muggeridge
I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern
What happens in the hot tub stays in the hot tub. - Aussie Swimmer
Water Polo: What horses play in the swimming pool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright
This is the place to be - in the land of swimming pools. - David Hockney
You will never get lessons on swimming from a drowning man. - Unknown
The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard. - Steven Wright
There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool. - L.M. Boyd
No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb
Leadership, like swimming, cannot be learned by reading about it. - Henry Mintzberg
The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson
To be born in India is to arrive into the world swimming in religion. - Ravi Zacharias
I have spent most of my life playing pool. The rest of it, I have wasted. - Unknown
A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields
You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy
Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha
Let your hook be always cast. In the pool where you least expect it, will be fish. - Ovid
People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim. - Ann Landers
I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming. - Jimmy Carter
If I swim in the ocean, I have a shark thought. Not a bad one, but just a little one. - Tea Leoni
In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson
I guess you would say I'd be like the Michael Phelps of swimming if he wasn't there. - Ryan Lochte
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim. - Frida Kahlo
I think 99 times and find nothing. I stop thinking, swim in silence, and the truth comes to me. - Albert Einstein
For short term relaxation, I take a hot tub. It's my best way to unblock writer's block. - Ellen Hopkins
Life as pool table,
White is focus,
Others, targets.
Stick is your driving force! - Stricketer
You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy
I keep fit. Every morning, I do a hundred laps of an Olympic-sized swimming pool - in a small motor launch. - Peter Cook
Many people cycle or swim to keep trim. But if swimming is so good for the figure, how do you explain whales? - Charles Saatchi
It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin
I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but then I thought, well, what if I crash into a lake? - Dylan Moran
You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze
Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo
If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson
Car Pool: Complicated system of transportation where Mom always winds up going the furthest with the biggest bunch of kids who have had the most sugar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com