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Heaven is home. Utopia is here. Nirvana is now. - Edward Abbey
Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante
I had to sink my yacht to make the guests go home. - F Scott Fitzgerald
Home is any four walls that enclose the right person. - Helen Rowland
He that troubleth his own house shall inherit the wind. - The Bible
He's got that big house to maintain in San Clemency. - Archie Bunker
A man's home is his castle, and his wife is the janitor. - Lucille Kallen
Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A consultant is an ordinary man away from home giving advice. - Oscar Wilde
Go big or go home. Because it's true. What do you have to lose? - Eliza Dushku
The power of finding beauty in the humblest things makes home happy and life lovely. - Louisa May Alcott
A person is happiest whether they be rich or poor, when there is peace in their home. - Unknown
If you want to see me, come over anytime. If you want to see my house, make an appointment. - Unknown
Look for opportunity. You can't wait for it to knock on the door ... You might not be home. - Jinger Heath
It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil
Maybe more youngsters would stay home at nights if they were not afraid to stay alone at nights. - Herbert Prochnow
Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams
Stomach: 1. The home of the swallow; 2. A bowl-shaped cavity containing the organs of indigestion. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The ache for home lives in all of us. The safe place where we can go as we are and not be questioned. - Maya Angelou
You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax - tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough. - Pearl Williams
How do we persevere when we're adrift at sea, severed from wherever or whomever is our 'home'? - Lois Anderson
One of television's great contributions is that it brought murder back into the home, where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock
The Honourable Lady was once an egg and people on both sides of this House greatly regret its fertilisation. - Nicholas Fairbairn
Can we be casual in the work of God—casual when the house is on fire, and people in danger of being burned? - Duncan Campbell
Attract what you expect,
Reflect what you desire,
Become what you respect,
Mirror what you admire. - Unknown
Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate.
What's going to happen to us with both a Senate and a House? - Will Rogers
What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein
Language, identity, place, home: these are all of a piece - just different elements of belonging and not-belonging. - Jhumpa Lahiri
Middle age is when you're faced with two temptations and you choose the one that will get you home by nine o'clock. - Ronald Reagan
I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright
Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost
Camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home. - Yvonne Prinz
Talking is a hydrant in the yard and writing is a faucet upstairs in the house. Opening the first takes the pressure off the second. - Robert Frost
An expert is somebody who is more than fifty miles from home, has no responsibility for implementing the advice he gives, and shows slides. - Edwin Meese
One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright
Perhaps someday I'll crawl back home, beaten, defeated. But not as long as I can make stories out of my heartbreak, beauty out of sorrow. - Sylvia Plath
Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller
When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill
The Bible tells us that Jesus Christ came to do three things. He came to have my past forgiven, you get a purpose for living and a home in Heaven - Rick Warren