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Reflect Home

Is your home a reflection of you?

Reflect Home thanks to Roy Turkington

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Love begins at home. - Mother Teresa

A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

There will be no whitewash at the White House. - Richard M Nixon

We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

It is easier to demolish a house than to build one. - Irish proverb

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

You see much more of your children once they leave home. - Lucille Ball

Irony is the gaiety of reflection and the joy of wisdom. - Anatole France

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Mother is the home we come from. She is nature, soil, ocean. - Erich Fromm

To be happy in the home is the ultimate result of all ambition. - Samuel Johnson

May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house. - George Carlin

Hidin' out in the house all the time, like some Bantam of the Opera. - Archie Bunker

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. - Robert Orben

Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in. - Robert Frost

The structure of a play is always the story of how the birds come home to roost. - Arthur Miller

This stammer got me a home in Beverly Hills, and I'm not about to screw with it now. - Bob Newhart

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. - Phyllis Diller

The only ultimate disaster that can befall us is to feel ourselves at home on this earth. - Malcolm Muggeridge

I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. - Steven Wright

Without my pets, my wallet would be full, my house would be clean, but my heart would be empty. - Unknown

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams

I'm making wine at home, but I'm making it out of raisins so it will be aged automatically. - Steven Wright

A woman should cleave into her husband. Right here in this house is where Edith's cleavage belongs. - Archie Bunker

My cell phone is acting up - I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. - Unknown

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. - Phyllis Diller

The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - Neil Gaiman

Attract what you expect,
Reflect what you desire,
Become what you respect,
Mirror what you admire. - Unknown

Language, identity, place, home: these are all of a piece - just different elements of belonging and not-belonging. - Jhumpa Lahiri

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

I am like a pelican of the wilderness: I am like an owl of the desert. I watch, and am as a sparrow alone upon the house-top. - Bible

Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross

Some keep the Sabbath going to Church
I keep it, staying at Home
With a Bobolink for a Chorister
And an Orchard for a Dome - Emily Dickinson

Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is no more a science than a heap of stones is a house. - Jules H Poincare

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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