QuotaBillsThere's no place like home. - The Wizard of Oz
An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin
He that will not reflect is a ruined man. - Asian Proverb
A team is a reflection of its leadership. - Unknown
Nature is not a place to visit. It is home. - Gary Snyder
A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb
There will be no whitewash at the White House. - Richard M Nixon
There are no elevators in the house of success. - H.H. Vreeland
Heaven is home. Utopia is here. Nirvana is now. - Edward Abbey
Home is an invention on which no one has yet improved. - Ann Douglas
He that troubleth his own house shall inherit the wind. - The Bible
If light is in your heart, you will find your way home. - Rumi
Irony is the gaiety of reflection and the joy of wisdom. - Anatole France
For an animal person, an animal-less home is no home at all. - Cleveland Amory
Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown
I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor
Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain
My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs. - Steven Wright
I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli
I'll bring ya a bottle of champagne. Maybe I'll even bring home a whole maggot. - Archie Bunker
Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond
If you want to see me, come over anytime. If you want to see my house, make an appointment. - Unknown
A gentleman should never leave the house without a sharp knife, a good watch, and great hat. - Unknown
I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar. - Michelle Dockery
He hath eaten me out of house and home; he hath put all my substance into that fat belly of his. - William Shakespeare
When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning
Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler. - WC Fields
Fang can't stand to see trash & garbage lying around the house. He can't stand the competition. - Phyllis Diller
Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford
Lawyers are like painters - once they get into a house, you never know when you will get rid of them again. - Peter A Graham
I'm 42 around the chest, 52 around the waist, 92 around the golf course, and a nuisance around the house. - Groucho Marx
A squirrel dying in front of your house may be more relevant to your interests right now than people dying in Africa. - Mark Zuckerberg
I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare
My house is on the median strip of a highway. You don't really notice, except I have to leave the driveway doing 60 MPH. - Steven Wright
Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. - Ogden Nash
My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright
Always vote for principle, though you may vote alone, and you may cherish the sweetest reflection that your vote is never lost. - John Quincy Adams
Perhaps someday I'll crawl back home, beaten, defeated. But not as long as I can make stories out of my heartbreak, beauty out of sorrow. - Sylvia Plath
The Bible tells us that Jesus Christ came to do three things. He came to have my past forgiven, you get a purpose for living and a home in Heaven - Rick Warren
I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright