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Restaurant Wait-er

Been waiting in line a long time?

Restaurant Wait-er thanks to joe-kster

Waiting in line at a DFW airport restaurant can be exhausting

How to satisfy your hunger at a seat-yourself Dallas Airport restaurant

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Impatience: Waiting in a hurry - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The mistakes are all waiting to be made. - Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower

They also serve who only stand and wait. - John Milton

Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done. - Carl Friedrich Gauss

Don't wait. The time will never be just right. - Napoleon Hill

Do not wait for the last judgment. It comes every day. - Albert Camus

Sour Kraut: Unhappy with the fare in the Berlin restaurant - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

All human wisdom is summed up in two words - wait and hope. - Alexandre Dumas

As it turns out, now is the moment you've been waiting for. - Lucinda Williams

The work cycle is not plan/start/finish, but is wait/plan/plan. - Unknown

You cannot come to a Nigerian restaurant without having pepper soup. - Ben Okri

I don't wait for the calendar to figure out when I should live life. - Gene Simmons

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

The world dies over and over again, but the skeleton always gets up and walks. - Henry Miller

I have observed that there are more lines formed than things worth waiting for. - Robert Brault

Things may come to those who wait, but only the things left by those who hustle. - Abraham Lincoln

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

I just invent, then wait until man comes around to needing what I've invented. - R Buckminster Fuller

You don't know that you'll ever have to talk about the skeleton in your closet. - Mark McGwire

If you think your teacher is tough, wait until you get a boss. He doesn't have tenure. - Bill Gates

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin

Patience is not simply the ability to wait - it's how we behave while we're waiting. - Joyce Meyer

At the door of life, by the gate of breath, there are worse things waiting for men than death. - A.C. Swinburne The Triumph Of Time

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

Plant your garden and decorate your own soul, instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers. - Jose L Borges

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other is ready. - Henry David Thoreau

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. - Steven Wright

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

Most people stand on the dock of life waiting for their ship to come in when deep down inside they know it has never left port. - Zig Ziglar

With such riches as I have in life, you're always nervous. Being Irish, you're waiting for something to knock it sideways. - Pierce Brosnan

Dream big - dream very big. Word hard - work very hard. And after you've done all you can, you stand, wait, and fully surrender. - Oprah Winfrey

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton

When I was a young man I vowed never to marry until I found the ideal woman. Well, I found her but, alas, she was waiting for the ideal man. - Alain

Dreams are renewable. No matter what our age or condition, there are still untapped possibilities within us and new beauty waiting to be born. - Dale Turner

When you get older, you know that life's mysteries are revealed in the fullness of time. All you have to do is wait, watch, and be amazed. - Linda Gray

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

While grief is fresh, every attempt to divert only irritates. You must wait till it be digested, and then amusement will dissipate the remains of it. - Samuel Johnson


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