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Restaurant Wait-er

Been waiting in line a long time?

Restaurant Wait-er thanks to joe-kster

Waiting in line at a DFW airport restaurant can be exhausting

How to satisfy your hunger at a seat-yourself Dallas Airport restaurant

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Time and tide wait for no man. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Impatience: Waiting in a hurry - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

They also serve who only stand and wait. - John Milton

I'm confused, oh wait, maybe I'm not. - Unknown

If you wait, all that happens is that you get older. - Larry McMurtry

Everything comes in time to him who knows how to wait. - Leo Tolstoy

Between the wish and the thing the world lies waiting. - Cormac McCarthy

Fancy Restaurant: One that serves cold soup on purpose - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

As it turns out, now is the moment you've been waiting for. - Lucinda Williams

Energy is liberated matter; matter is energy waiting to happen. - Bill Bryson

You cannot come to a Nigerian restaurant without having pepper soup. - Ben Okri

Trust the wait. Embrace the uncertainty. Enjoy the beauty of becoming. - Unknown

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Resentment is like taking poison and waiting for the other person to die. - Malachy McCourt

America forms the longest and straightest bone in the earth's skeleton. - Ellsworth Huntington

Don't wait for the perfect moment; take the moment and make it perfect. - Unknown

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

My movies are usually about stripping off the makeup, getting down to the skeleton. - Michael Douglas

If you wait until there is another case study in your industry, you will be too late. - Seth Godin

The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it. - W.M. Lewis

We are discreet sheep; we wait to see how the drove is going, and then go with the drove. - Mark Twain

Don't wait for extraordinary opportunities. Seize common occasions and make them great. - Orison Swett Marden

There are two things in life that cannot wait: fulfilling filial piety and doing good deeds. - Unknown

At the door of life, by the gate of breath, there are worse things waiting for men than death. - A.C. Swinburne The Triumph Of Time

How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to improve the world. - Anne Frank

I said to my soul, be still, and wait without hope,
For hope would be hope for the wrong thing. - T S Eliot

Waiting around to be perfect never amounts to anything. Don't be a waiter or you'll be serving other people. - Ian Desabrais

I went to a fancy French restaurant called "Deja Vu." The headwaiter said, "Don't I know you?" - Steven Wright

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. - Steven Wright

Everyone has a skeleton in their closet. The difference between Bill Clinton and myself is that he has a walk-in closet. - Pat Buchanan

When I was born the doctor came out to the waiting room and told my father, "We did everything we could... but he pulled through." - Rodney Dangerfield

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton

When you get older, you know that life's mysteries are revealed in the fullness of time. All you have to do is wait, watch, and be amazed. - Linda Gray

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

We are given one life, and the decision is ours whether to wait for circumstances to make up our mind, or whether to act, and in acting, to live. - Omar Nelson Bradley

Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list. - Yakov Smirnoff

Cannibal: 1. One who is fed up with people; 2. A person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter; 3. One who loves his fellow man with gravy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

While grief is fresh, every attempt to divert only irritates. You must wait till it be digested, and then amusement will dissipate the remains of it. - Samuel Johnson


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