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Restaurant Wait-er

Been waiting in line a long time?

Restaurant Wait-er thanks to joe-kster

Waiting in line at a DFW airport restaurant can be exhausting

How to satisfy your hunger at a seat-yourself Dallas Airport restaurant

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Impatience: Waiting in a hurry - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

They also serve who only stand and wait. - John Milton

Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done. - Carl Friedrich Gauss

I'm confused, oh wait, maybe I'm not. - Unknown

Racing is life. Everything else is just... waiting. - Steve McQueen

If you wait, all that happens is that you get older. - Larry McMurtry

Everything comes in time to him who knows how to wait. - Leo Tolstoy

Between the wish and the thing the world lies waiting. - Cormac McCarthy

Men count up the faults of those who keep them waiting. - French Proverb

Being on a tightrope is living; everything else is waiting. - Karl Wallenda

Optimism doesn't wait on facts. It deals with prospects. - Norman Cousins

As it turns out, now is the moment you've been waiting for. - Lucinda Williams

Energy is liberated matter; matter is energy waiting to happen. - Bill Bryson

The work cycle is not plan/start/finish, but is wait/plan/plan. - Unknown

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

You cannot come to a Nigerian restaurant without having pepper soup. - Ben Okri

Trust the wait. Embrace the uncertainty. Enjoy the beauty of becoming. - Unknown

Don't wait for the perfect moment; take the moment and make it perfect. - Unknown

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. - George Bernard Shaw

I have observed that there are more lines formed than things worth waiting for. - Robert Brault

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

My movies are usually about stripping off the makeup, getting down to the skeleton. - Michael Douglas

The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it. - W.M. Lewis

I think you've got something there, but I'll wait outside until you clean it up. - Groucho Marx

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

We must let go of the life we have planned, so as to accept the one that is waiting for us. - Joseph Campbell

Look for opportunity. You can't wait for it to knock on the door ... You might not be home. - Jinger Heath

The world is more malleable than you think and it's waiting for you to hammer it into shape. - Bono

Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. - Woody Allen

If you can't control your anger, you are as helpless as a city without walls waiting to be attacked. - Book of Proverbs

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper

There are two kinds of people in one's life - people whom one keeps waiting, and the people for whom one waits. - Unknown

Stop waiting for the right person to come into your life. Be the right person to come into someone else's life. - Unknown

Dream big - dream very big. Word hard - work very hard. And after you've done all you can, you stand, wait, and fully surrender. - Oprah Winfrey

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

I would not sit waiting for some value tomorrow, nor for something to happen. One could wait a lifetime ... I would make something happen. - Louis L'Amour

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan

To wait for someone else, or to expect someone else to make my life richer, or fuller, or more satisfying, puts me in a constant state of suspension. - Kathleen Tierney Andrus


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