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Restaurant Wait-er

Been waiting in line a long time?

Restaurant Wait-er thanks to joe-kster

Waiting in line at a DFW airport restaurant can be exhausting

How to satisfy your hunger at a seat-yourself Dallas Airport restaurant

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Time and tide wait for no man. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Don't wait. The time will never be just right. - Napoleon Hill

If you wait, all that happens is that you get older. - Larry McMurtry

Do not wait for the last judgment. It comes every day. - Albert Camus

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Men count up the faults of those who keep them waiting. - French Proverb

The hardest part of growing up is learning how to wait. - Leo Rosten

You can't wait to buy a parachute when you need one. - Unknown

Being on a tightrope is living; everything else is waiting. - Karl Wallenda

Rigid, the skeleton of habit alone upholds the human frame. - Virginia Woolf

I couldn't wait for success, so I went ahead without it. - Jonathan Winters

The work cycle is not plan/start/finish, but is wait/plan/plan. - Unknown

You cannot come to a Nigerian restaurant without having pepper soup. - Ben Okri

I don't wait for the calendar to figure out when I should live life. - Gene Simmons

There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless. - Wilson Mizner

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. - George Bernard Shaw

People wait all week for Friday, all year for summer, all life for happiness. - Raimonda

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. - Ed Cunningham

I just invent, then wait until man comes around to needing what I've invented. - R Buckminster Fuller

He who waits for a roast duck to fly into his mouth must wait a very, very long time. - Chinese Proverb

Don't wait for extraordinary opportunities. Seize common occasions and make them great. - Orison Swett Marden

The things that come to those who wait may be the things left by those who got there first. - Unknown

Good things come to people who wait, but better things come to those who go out and get them. - Unknown

Look for opportunity. You can't wait for it to knock on the door ... You might not be home. - Jinger Heath

Why do we have to wait for special moments to say nice things or tell people we care about them? - Randy K. Milholland

Grandma always made you feel she had been waiting to see you all day and now the day was complete. - Marcy DeMaree

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other is ready. - Henry David Thoreau

I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper

Don't wait around for other people to be happy for you. Any happiness you get you've got to make yourself. - Alice Walker

There are two kinds of people in one's life - people whom one keeps waiting, and the people for whom one waits. - Unknown

Neither a wise man nor a brave man lies down on the tracks of history to wait for the train of the future to run over him. - Dwight D Eisenhower

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller

Eating a tuna roll at a sushi restaurant should be considered no more environmentally benign than driving a Hummer or harpooning a manatee. - Daniel Pauly

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton

We are given one life, and the decision is ours whether to wait for circumstances to make up our mind, or whether to act, and in acting, to live. - Omar Nelson Bradley

What's my type? Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait - I'm describing my bed again. - Bill Murray


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