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Restaurant Wait-er

Been waiting in line a long time?

Restaurant Wait-er thanks to joe-kster

Waiting in line at a DFW airport restaurant can be exhausting

How to satisfy your hunger at a seat-yourself Dallas Airport restaurant

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Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done. - Carl Friedrich Gauss

Racing is life. Everything else is just... waiting. - Steve McQueen

Do not wait for the last judgment. It comes every day. - Albert Camus

The hardest part of growing up is learning how to wait. - Leo Rosten

Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known. - Carl Sagan

You can't wait to buy a parachute when you need one. - Unknown

Sour Kraut: Unhappy with the fare in the Berlin restaurant - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

All human wisdom is summed up in two words - wait and hope. - Alexandre Dumas

Optimism doesn't wait on facts. It deals with prospects. - Norman Cousins

The work cycle is not plan/start/finish, but is wait/plan/plan. - Unknown

Her face looked like something on the menu in a seafood restaurant. - Woody Allen

You cannot come to a Nigerian restaurant without having pepper soup. - Ben Okri

Resentment is like taking poison and waiting for the other person to die. - Malachy McCourt

People wait all week for Friday, all year for summer, all life for happiness. - Raimonda

The world dies over and over again, but the skeleton always gets up and walks. - Henry Miller

Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer. - William S. Burroughs

The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it. - W.M. Lewis

You don't know that you'll ever have to talk about the skeleton in your closet. - Mark McGwire

We are discreet sheep; we wait to see how the drove is going, and then go with the drove. - Mark Twain

The most potent and sacred command which can be laid upon any artist is the command: wait. - Iris Murdoch

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

My act is sort of improvisational. I have a skeleton in my head, but no fat or skin on it. - Paula Poundstone

Patience is not simply the ability to wait - it's how we behave while we're waiting. - Joyce Meyer

Good things come to people who wait, but better things come to those who go out and get them. - Unknown

The world is more malleable than you think and it's waiting for you to hammer it into shape. - Bono

Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. - Woody Allen

If you can't control your anger, you are as helpless as a city without walls waiting to be attacked. - Book of Proverbs

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other is ready. - Henry David Thoreau

I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper

Neither a wise man nor a brave man lies down on the tracks of history to wait for the train of the future to run over him. - Dwight D Eisenhower

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller

Most people stand on the dock of life waiting for their ship to come in when deep down inside they know it has never left port. - Zig Ziglar

With such riches as I have in life, you're always nervous. Being Irish, you're waiting for something to knock it sideways. - Pierce Brosnan

Dream big - dream very big. Word hard - work very hard. And after you've done all you can, you stand, wait, and fully surrender. - Oprah Winfrey

When you get older, you know that life's mysteries are revealed in the fullness of time. All you have to do is wait, watch, and be amazed. - Linda Gray

We are given one life, and the decision is ours whether to wait for circumstances to make up our mind, or whether to act, and in acting, to live. - Omar Nelson Bradley

Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list. - Yakov Smirnoff

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan

While grief is fresh, every attempt to divert only irritates. You must wait till it be digested, and then amusement will dissipate the remains of it. - Samuel Johnson


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