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Restaurant Wait-er

Been waiting in line a long time?

Restaurant Wait-er thanks to joe-kster

Waiting in line at a DFW airport restaurant can be exhausting

How to satisfy your hunger at a seat-yourself Dallas Airport restaurant

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Time and tide wait for no man. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Wait for the wisest of counselors, time. - Pericles

Personally, I'm waiting for caller IQ. - Sandra Bernhard

Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done. - Carl Friedrich Gauss

Don't wait. The time will never be just right. - Napoleon Hill

Racing is life. Everything else is just... waiting. - Steve McQueen

Everything comes in time to him who knows how to wait. - Leo Tolstoy

Between the wish and the thing the world lies waiting. - Cormac McCarthy

The hardest part of growing up is learning how to wait. - Leo Rosten

I couldn't wait for success, so I went ahead without it. - Jonathan Winters

If you are not too long, I will wait here for you all my life. - Oscar Wilde

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

She's a skeleton in the sand right now. She comes and she goes. - Annalies Corbin

There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless. - Wilson Mizner

People wait all week for Friday, all year for summer, all life for happiness. - Raimonda

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. - Ed Cunningham

If you wait until there is another case study in your industry, you will be too late. - Seth Godin

We are discreet sheep; we wait to see how the drove is going, and then go with the drove. - Mark Twain

The most potent and sacred command which can be laid upon any artist is the command: wait. - Iris Murdoch

My act is sort of improvisational. I have a skeleton in my head, but no fat or skin on it. - Paula Poundstone

The things that come to those who wait may be the things left by those who got there first. - Unknown

While waiting for a Moses to lead us into the promised land, we have forgotten how to walk. - Wendell Johnson

You're off to Great Places! Today is your day! Your mountain is waiting, So get on your way! - Dr. Seuss

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

I said to my soul, be still, and wait without hope,
For hope would be hope for the wrong thing. - T S Eliot

If you can't control your anger, you are as helpless as a city without walls waiting to be attacked. - Book of Proverbs

The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other is ready. - Henry David Thoreau

I went to a fancy French restaurant called "Deja Vu." The headwaiter said, "Don't I know you?" - Steven Wright

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. - Steven Wright

The more work you put in on your outline and getting the skeleton of your story right, the easier the process is later. - Drew Goddard

Most people stand on the dock of life waiting for their ship to come in when deep down inside they know it has never left port. - Zig Ziglar

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry

Dream big - dream very big. Word hard - work very hard. And after you've done all you can, you stand, wait, and fully surrender. - Oprah Winfrey

Waiting to develop courage is just another form of procrastination. The most successful people take action while they’re afraid! - Unknown

When I was born the doctor came out to the waiting room and told my father, "We did everything we could... but he pulled through." - Rodney Dangerfield

When you get older, you know that life's mysteries are revealed in the fullness of time. All you have to do is wait, watch, and be amazed. - Linda Gray

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list. - Yakov Smirnoff

Cannibal: 1. One who is fed up with people; 2. A person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter; 3. One who loves his fellow man with gravy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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