Restored Beauty

Time is generally the best doctor. - Ovid

God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. - Benjamin Franklin

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

He has a brain like Einstein's - dead since 1955. - Gene Perret

A half doctor near is better than a whole one far away. - German Proverb

If only we could pull out our brain and use only our eyes. - Pablo Picasso

I had plastic surgery last week. I cut up my credit cards. - Henny Youngman

Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid

What a lover's heart knows let no man's brain dispute. - Aberjhani

A smart mother makes often a better diagnosis than a poor doctor. - August Bier

Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain. - Edward de Bono

That's your best friend and your worst enemy - your own brain. - Fred Durst

A nurse will always give us hope,
an angel with a stethoscope. - Terri Guillemets

I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body. - Winston Bennett

A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker

Oh, when I was a kid, I was ugly. When I was born, the doctor smacked my mother. - Rodney Dangerfield

I got the bill for my surgery. Now I know what those doctors were wearing masks for. - James H. Boren

First the Doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. - Steve Martin

People pay the doctor for his trouble; for his kindness they still remain in his debt. - Seneca

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. - Marsha Doble

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

Physiology is the stepchild of medicine. That is why Cinderella often turns out the queen. - Martin H. Fischer

An idea not coupled with action will never get any bigger than the brain cell it occupied. - Arnold H. Glasow

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright

My mother had this amazing attitude in the face of everything, including when she got cancer. - Bill Clinton

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

You might be a nurse if you firmly believe that "too stupid to live" should be a diagnosis. - Unknown

I blinked and I cured my brain. That's how. Everybody has the power. Can't is the cancer of happen. - Charlie Sheen

If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood, I'd just type a little faster. - Isaac Asimov

The abdomen, the chest, and the brain will forever be shut from the intrusion of the wise and humane surgeon. - Eric Ericksen

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

Our brain is mapping the world. Often that map is distorted, but it's a map with constant immediate sensory input. - E.O. Wilson

The Brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up and does not stop until you get into the office. - Robert Frost

The trained nurse has become one of the great blessings of humanity, taking a place beside the physician and the priest. - William Osler

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

A doctor who cannot take a good history and a patient who cannot give one are in danger of giving and receiving bad treatment. - Unknown

I've got a great doctor. He gave a guy six months to live. They couldn't pay his bill so he gave him another six months. - Henny Youngman

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey

I'm going to make people happy. I'm going to make them forget about their cancer. I'm going to make them forget about their diabetes. - Dick Dale