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Medicine is the best medicine. - Doctors Anonymous

Maternity Hospital: An heirport - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The brain is wider than the sky. - Emily Dickinson

One doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb

Surgery is the cry of defeat in medicine. - Martin H. Fischer

The way a doctor writes out a subscription. - Archie Bunker

Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. - Lord Byron

My doctor tells me I got a communications disease. - Archie Bunker

I am dying from the treatment of too many physicians. - Alexander The Great

I had plastic surgery last week. I cut up my credit cards. - Henny Youngman

When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain. - Mark Twain

A nurse will always give us hope, an angel with a stethoscope. - Terri Guillemets

What a lover's heart knows let no man's brain dispute. - Aberjhani

A smart mother makes often a better diagnosis than a poor doctor. - August Bier

That's your best friend and your worst enemy - your own brain. - Fred Durst

Operation: A surgical job taking minutes to do and years to describe - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Confucius say: "Man who want pretty nurse, must be patient." - Unknown

Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties. - Jules Renard

This is a sharp medicine, but it is a physician for all diseases and miseries. - Sir Walter Raleigh

My parents treated my like I had a brain - which, in turn, caused me to have one. - Diane Lane

Nothing so clearly discovers a spiritual man as his treatment of an erring brother. - Augustine

I got the bill for my surgery. Now I know what those doctors were wearing masks for. - James H. Boren

If you want to get out of medicine the fullest enjoyment, be students all your lives. - David Riesman

The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer

An idea not coupled with action will never get any bigger than the brain cell it occupied. - Arnold H. Glasow

I wonder why you can always read a Doctor's bill but you can never read his prescription. - Finley Peter Dunne

The person who reads too much and uses his brain too little will fall into lazy habits of thinking. - Albert Einstein

My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more. - Walter Matthau

Many people find themselves with illness as they become successful: higher blood pressure and diabetes. - Zong Qinghou

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain

I blinked and I cured my brain. That's how. Everybody has the power. Can't is the cancer of happen. - Charlie Sheen

The public needs to know - they need to know as much about atrial fibrillation as they do about cancer and diabetes. - Barry Manilow

My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle

I'm not saying I'm gonna change the world, but I guarantee that I will spark the brain that will change the world. - Tupac Shakur

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

The Pentagon still has not given a name to the Iraqi war. Somehow 'Operation Re-elect Bush' doesn't seem to be popular. - Jay Leno

When I was born the doctor came out to the waiting room and told my father, "We did everything we could... but he pulled through." - Rodney Dangerfield

Nurse: 1. A woman whose business is to make sickness a pleasure; 2. A young women who holds your wrist and then expects your pulse to be normal. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler

In other industries, value is defined by the ultimate stakeholder - the one who benefits, or not, from the service. We should do the same in medicine. - Dave deBronkart


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