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Grief is itself a medicine. - William Cowper

No doctor is better than three. - German Proverb

Society is a hospital of incurables. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A young doctor makes a humpy graveyard. - English Proverb

An operation of the most extreme daring. - Alfred Jodl

Follow your heart but take your brain with you. - Unknown

False Doctrine: Giving people the wrong medicine - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The doctor is to be feared more than the disease. - French Proverb

The No. 1 cause of bankruptcies is medical bills. - Michael Moore

Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food. - Hippocrates

I had plastic surgery last week. I cut up my credit cards. - Henny Youngman

Your real influence is measured by your treatment of yourself. - A. Bronson Alcott

Growth for the sake of growth is the ideology of the cancer cell. - Edward Abbey

I don't consider myself bald. I'm simply taller than my hair. - Tom Sharp

I have little hair because my brain is so big it pushes the hair out. - Silvio Berlusconi

The last mosquito that bit me had to check into the Betty Ford clinic. - Joanna Lumley

The good-news stories in medicine are early detection, early intervention. - Thomas R Insel

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh

My parents treated my like I had a brain - which, in turn, caused me to have one. - Diane Lane

I got the bill for my surgery. Now I know what those doctors were wearing masks for. - James H. Boren

The brain is only one condition out of many on which intellectual manifestations depend. - Thomas Henry Huxley

The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer

Physiology is the stepchild of medicine. That is why Cinderella often turns out the queen. - Martin H. Fischer

An idea not coupled with action will never get any bigger than the brain cell it occupied. - Arnold H. Glasow

I wondher why ye can always read a doctor's bill an' ye niver can read his purscription. - Finley Peter Dunne

The person who reads too much and uses his brain too little will fall into lazy habits of thinking. - Albert Einstein

To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead. - Thomas Paine

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain

Kindness and a generous spirit go a long way. And a sense of humor. It's like medicine - very healing. - Max Irons

I blinked and I cured my brain. That's how. Everybody has the power. Can't is the cancer of happen. - Charlie Sheen

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams

Even if the doctor does not give you a year ... make one brave push and see what can be accomplished in a week. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Where is Hollywood located? Chiefly between the ears. In that part of the American brain lately vacated by God. - Erica Jong

The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. - Jay Leno

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle

The public blabbers about preventive medicine, but will neither appreciate nor pay for it. You get paid for what you cure. - Martin H. Fischer

Let no one suppose that the words doctor and patient can disguise from the parties the fact that they are employer and employee. - George Bernard Shaw

I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield


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