Restored Beauty
Putting your best face forward
Personal stories of people who fought cancer at Cancer Treatment Centers in North America
QuotaBillsLaughter is the best medicine. - Joe-kster
The way a doctor writes out a subscription. - Archie Bunker
I have a brain and a uterus, and I use both. - Patricia Shroeder
The brain is a commodity used to fertilize ideas. - Elbert Hubbard
A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay. - Marcia Carrington
Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food. - Hippocrates
My music isn't just music - it's medicine. - Unknown
I had plastic surgery last week. I cut up my credit cards. - Henny Youngman
A nurse will always give us hope, an angel with a stethoscope. - Terri Guillemets
Document: Repeating what your Doctor told you in your own words - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A smart mother makes often a better diagnosis than a poor doctor. - August Bier
Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain. - Edward de Bono
That's your best friend and your worst enemy - your own brain. - Fred Durst
The patient is not likely to recover who makes the doctor his heir. - Thomas Fuller
I don't consider myself bald. I'm simply taller than my hair. - Tom Sharp
Save one life, you're a hero. Save 100 lives, you're a nurse. - Unknown
Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley
To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher
I got the bill for my surgery. Now I know what those doctors were wearing masks for. - James H. Boren
Co-Operation: An exchange between a woman and a man in which she coos and he operates - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The brain is only one condition out of many on which intellectual manifestations depend. - Thomas Henry Huxley
I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. - Groucho Marx
I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. - Dr. Seuss
The person who reads too much and uses his brain too little will fall into lazy habits of thinking. - Albert Einstein
You might be a nurse if you firmly believe that "too stupid to live" should be a diagnosis. - Unknown
We cannot embrace God's forgiveness if we are so busy clinging to past wounds and nursing old grudges. - T D Jakes
Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons
The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind, the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity. - Arthur Schopenhauer
Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope
Our brain is mapping the world. Often that map is distorted, but it's a map with constant immediate sensory input. - E.O. Wilson
A man's brain originally is like a little empty attic, and you have to stock it with such furniture as you choose. - Arthur Conan Doyle
The trained nurse has become one of the great blessings of humanity, taking a place beside the physician and the priest. - William Osler
It is astonishing with how little reading a doctor can practice medicine, but is not astonishing how badly he may do it. - William Osler
My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle
I'm not saying I'm gonna change the world, but I guarantee that I will spark the brain that will change the world. - Tupac Shakur
It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing. - Norman Cousins
I've got a great doctor. He gave a guy six months to live. They couldn't pay his bill so he gave him another six months. - Henny Youngman
Let no one suppose that the words doctor and patient can disguise from the parties the fact that they are employer and employee. - George Bernard Shaw
When I was born the doctor came out to the waiting room and told my father, "We did everything we could... but he pulled through." - Rodney Dangerfield
Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher