Restored Beauty
Putting your best face forward
Personal stories of people who fought cancer at Cancer Treatment Centers in North America
QuotaBillsDr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Christopher Walken
Medicine is the best medicine. - Doctors Anonymous
No doctor is better than three. - German Proverb
He has not so much brain as ear-wax. - William Shakespeare
A young doctor means a new graveyard. - German Proverb
Surgery is the cry of defeat in medicine. - Martin H. Fischer
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck
The doctor is often more to be feared than the disease. - French Proverb
There's one good thing about being bald: it's neat. - Milton Berle
Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown
What a lover's heart knows let no man's brain dispute. - Aberjhani
A smart mother makes often a better diagnosis than a poor doctor. - August Bier
Do not call for black power or green power. Call for brain power. - Barbara Jordan
My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August. - Ronnie Shakes
A nurse will always give us hope,
an angel with a stethoscope. - Terri Guillemets
The patient is not likely to recover who makes the doctor his heir. - Thomas Fuller
A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb
You can't play hockey with a bald spot, so I'm hanging up the skates. - Joe Sakic
Oh, when I was a kid, I was ugly. When I was born, the doctor smacked my mother. - Rodney Dangerfield
The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. - Marsha Doble
The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer
I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. - Groucho Marx
I wonder why you can always read a Doctor's bill but you can never read his prescription. - Finley Peter Dunne
My mother had this amazing attitude in the face of everything, including when she got cancer. - Bill Clinton
Do I have a large frog in my hair? I'm worried about the sensation of my brain being eaten. - Joaquin Phoenix
I wondher why ye can always read a doctor's bill an' ye niver can read his purscription. - Finley Peter Dunne
Medicine, the only profession that labours incessantly to destroy the reason for its own existence. - James Bryce
Although I am not stupid, the mathematical side of my brain is like dumb notes upon a damaged piano. - Margot Asquith
The only equipment lack in the modern hospital? Somebody to meet you at the entrance with a handshake! - Martin H. Fischer
We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump
Recommending gastric bypass as a national solution for our diabetes epidemic is bad medicine and bad economics. - Mark Hyman
My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields
The doctor may also learn more about the illness from the way the patient tells the story than from the story itself. - James B. Herrick
The Brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up and does not stop until you get into the office. - Robert Frost
The public blabbers about preventive medicine, but will neither appreciate nor pay for it. You get paid for what you cure. - Martin H. Fischer
One need not be a chamber to be haunted;
One need not be a house;
The brain has corridors surpassing
Material place. - Emily Dickinson
The Pentagon still has not given a name to the Iraqi war. Somehow 'Operation Re-elect Bush' doesn't seem to be popular. - Jay Leno
When I was born the doctor came out to the waiting room and told my father, "We did everything we could... but he pulled through." - Rodney Dangerfield
One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler