Restored Beauty
Putting your best face forward
Personal stories of people who fought cancer at Cancer Treatment Centers in North America
QuotaBillsDr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Christopher Walken
He has not so much brain as ear-wax. - William Shakespeare
A young doctor means a new graveyard. - German Proverb
Panic plays no part in the training of a nurse. - Elizabeth Kenny
The doctor is to be feared more than the disease. - French Proverb
He has a brain like Einstein's - dead since 1955. - Gene Perret
No man is a good doctor who has never been sick himself. - Chinese Proverb
Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown
Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain. - Edward de Bono
I have little hair because my brain is so big it pushes the hair out. - Silvio Berlusconi
The last mosquito that bit me had to check into the Betty Ford clinic. - Joanna Lumley
I do believe that laughter is the best medicine - it cures everything. - Radhika Apte
When it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain. - Graham Norton
You can't play hockey with a bald spot, so I'm hanging up the skates. - Joe Sakic
Barium: 1. What Doctors do when treatment fails; 2. What you do when CPR fails. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift
The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire
People pay the doctor for his trouble; for his kindness they still remain in his debt. - Seneca
Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle
I wondher why ye can always read a doctor's bill an' ye niver can read his purscription. - Finley Peter Dunne
The only equipment lack in the modern hospital? Somebody to meet you at the entrance with a handshake! - Martin H. Fischer
Many people find themselves with illness as they become successful: higher blood pressure and diabetes. - Zong Qinghou
The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull
Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons
If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood, I'd just type a little faster. - Isaac Asimov
Where is Hollywood located? Chiefly between the ears. In that part of the American brain lately vacated by God. - Erica Jong
Recommending gastric bypass as a national solution for our diabetes epidemic is bad medicine and bad economics. - Mark Hyman
The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. - Jay Leno
I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis
Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope
There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow. - Orison Swett Marden
The Brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up and does not stop until you get into the office. - Robert Frost
The best doctor in the world is a veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter - he's got to know. - Will Rogers
Medicine is the restoration of discordant elements; sickness is the discord of the elements infused into the living body. - Leonardo da Vinci
The public blabbers about preventive medicine, but will neither appreciate nor pay for it. You get paid for what you cure. - Martin H. Fischer
A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer
One need not be a chamber to be haunted;
One need not be a house;
The brain has corridors surpassing
Material place. - Emily Dickinson
Lost wealth may be replaced by industry; lost knowledge by study; lost health by temperance or medicine; but lost time is gone forever. - Samuel Smiles
Give your subconscious a chance to work by turning your brain off from time to time. Don't focus on work or solving problems constantly. - Harvey Mackay
One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler