Sugar content in drinks... Reassessing your daily intake of calories
Looks like someone forgot to take the sugar out of the water!
QuotaBillsSave water - drink vodka. - Unknown
We sugar coat everything. - Unknown
Life is too short to be on a diet. - Taylor J Reid
Crowbar: Where birds can get a drink. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
My drinking team has a sailing problem. - Unknown
Water is the only drink for a wise man. - Henry David Thoreau
Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde
Laugh a lot. It burns a lot of calories. - Jessica Simpson
I drink to make other people interesting. - Groucho Marx
A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown
My diet is like Atkins, but with the carbs. - BJ Penn
I'd stop drinking but I'm not a quitter. - Unknown
A spoon full of insulin helps the sugar go down. - Unknown
Those who drink to forget, please pay in advance. - Irish Saying
The heart, like the stomach, wants a varied diet. - Gustave Flaubert
Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields
I've probably tried every fad diet in the world. - Jenna Ushkowitz
A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat. - Erma Bombeck
Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I only drink coffee grown in high altitude rain forests. - Rob Dyrdek
Nothing burns more calories than dancing in 5-inch heels. - Ariana Grande
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. - Henny Youngman
Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water. - WC Fields
The first couple of days on the detox diet aren't pleasant. - Carol Vorderman
I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know. - WC Fields
Water Hazard: Giving the kids too much to drink before a road trip - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. - Bethenny Frankel
Jews don't drink much because it interferes with their suffering. - Milton Berle
In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown
A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. - James Beard
An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do. - Dylan Thomas
My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. - Rodney Dangerfield
A man hath no better thing under the sun than to eat, drink, and be merry. - Ecclesiastes 8:15
Resentment is like drinking poison and then hoping it will kill your enemies. - Nelson Mandela
Everybody should believe in something; I believe I'll have another drink. - Unknown
I am on a ketos diet so I avoid sugar, dairy products, wheat, grain or pulses. - Puneet Issar
A man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink. - WC Fields
I saw a notice which said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started. - Brendan Behan
I only take a drink on two occasions - when I'm thirsty and when I'm not. - Brendan Behan
Diabetes is all about insulin levels and sugar levels and what you put in your body. - Jay Cutler
An old timer is one who remembers when we counted our blessings instead of our calories. - Unknown
Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living. - Jean Kerr
I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis
Bad Luck: To have thirteen people seated at the table when you’re paying for the drinks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If leeches ate peaches instead of my blood,
then I would be free to drink tea in the mud! - Emilie Autumn
My grandfather is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle. - Henny Youngman
I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown
I grew up on a steady diet of science fiction, especially apocalyptic and postapocalyptic fiction. - Justin Cronin
During World War II children were not allowed to trick or treat because there was a sugar shortage. - Linda Bozzo
I like cookies, any cookie you put in front of me - animal cookies, sugar cookies, anything crunchy. - Maria Shriver
When we traded the buffalo for a mare, we had no milk to drink, and we still had droppings to clean up. - Punjab Proverb
The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan
Resentment is like a glass of poison that a man drinks; then he sits down and waits for his enemy to die. - Nelson Mandela
It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield
My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman
I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair
While we drink, and call for garlands, for perfumes and for maidens, old age is creeping on us unperceived. - Juvenal
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine
Bank of America is to sweetheart loans and Democratic Party payoffs as Paula Deen is to sugar and bacon grease. - Michelle Malkin
Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie
My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields
I don't really drink sodas, but when I have popcorn or pizza I need a little. It's the perfect combination. - Alessandra Ambrosio
Some lawyers are like unto the camel, which, before drinking out of a brook, maketh the water turbid with his foot. - Adolphus W Ward
The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth. - George Burns
Live in each season as it passes; breathe the air, drink the drink, taste the fruit, and resign yourself to the influences of each. - Henry David Thoreau
My daily diet consists of basically anything I think looks tasty, whether that's pizza, sushi, burgers, quesadillas. I like everything. - Cameron Dallas
New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I cook croquetas, and I eat jamon. I keep my diet 100% Mediterranean and drink my Rioja. In that sense, I have a piece of Spain in West Hollywood. - Paz Vega
Car Pool: Complicated system of transportation where Mom always winds up going the furthest with the biggest bunch of kids who have had the most sugar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com