Rethink Your Drink

Drink to me. - Pablo Picasso

He was gotten in drink. - William Shakespeare

The piano has been drinking, not me. - Tom Waits

Come quickly, I am drinking the stars. - Dom Perignon

My drinking team has a sailing problem. - Unknown

Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas

Set wide the window. Let me drink the day. - Edith Wharton

I drink to make other people more interesting. - Ernest Hemingway

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson

Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields

The Irish ignore anything they can't drink or punch. - James Boswell

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper

Kindness is like sugar, It makes life taste a little sweeter. - Unknown

The cardiologist's diet: - If it tastes good, spit it out. - Unknown

Drinking rum before noon makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic. - Unknown

Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water. - WC Fields

I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know. - WC Fields

Nothing lasts forever, so live it up, drink it down, laugh it off. - Unknown

You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning. - Founder's Breakfast Stout

I don't diet, I just don't eat as much as I'd like to. - Linda Evangelista

Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert

Jews don't drink much because it interferes with their suffering. - Milton Berle

In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown

In Heaven, chocolate has no calories and is served as the main course. - Unknown

A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. - James Beard

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. - Totie Fields

I drink too much. Last time I gave a urine sample there was an olive in it. - Rodney Dangerfield

Drinking gives one a very clear sense of who's to blame for everything. - Unknown

Resentment is like drinking poison and then hoping it will kill your enemies. - Nelson Mandela

A man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink. - WC Fields

I saw a notice which said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started. - Brendan Behan

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time. - Nancy Astor

Diabetes is all about insulin levels and sugar levels and what you put in your body. - Jay Cutler

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

I don't smoke dope, I don't drink bourbon. All I want to do is shake my turban. - Peter Singh

I'm a Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death. - Jack Kerouac

A little learning is a dangerous thing
Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring. - Alexander Pope

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living. - Jean Kerr

I drink maple syrup. Then I'm hyper so I just run around like crazy and work it all off. - Rachel McAdams

The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. - Jackie Gleason

A little girl is sugar and spice and everything nice - especially when she's taking a nap. - Unknown

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

Flour and butter, cream and sugar, words and images - all the ingredients for a rich, tasty story. - Rona Simmons

There's no point in wasting calories on cheap chocolate, always opt for the darkest and richest. - Nanci Rathbun

I like cookies, any cookie you put in front of me - animal cookies, sugar cookies, anything crunchy. - Maria Shriver

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

While we drink, and call for garlands, for perfumes and for maidens, old age is creeping on us unperceived. - Juvenal

Freedom is like drink. If you take any at all, you might as well take enough to make you happy for a while. - Finley P Dunne

If you have to choose between drinking wine every day or being skinny, which would you choose: Red or White? - Unknown

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

Bank of America is to sweetheart loans and Democratic Party payoffs as Paula Deen is to sugar and bacon grease. - Michelle Malkin

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

I don't really drink sodas, but when I have popcorn or pizza I need a little. It's the perfect combination. - Alessandra Ambrosio

Cacao has great nutritional value, a lot of protein, which strengthens a person, and without sugar it is not fattening. - Samael Aun Weor

A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth. - George Burns

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield

I can remember a reporter asking me for a quote, and I didn't know what a quote was. I thought it was some kind of a soft drink. - Joe DiMaggio

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. - Mark Twain

A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands. - George G. Byron

A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over and returned a cup of sugar. "You didn't borrow this." "I will." - Steven Wright

I formed a new group called Alcoholics-Unanimous. If you don't feel like a drink, you ring another member and he comes over to persuade you. - Richard Harris