Rethink Your Drink

Save water - drink vodka. - Unknown

We sugar coat everything. - Unknown

Life is too short to be on a diet. - Taylor J Reid

Crowbar: Where birds can get a drink. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My drinking team has a sailing problem. - Unknown

Water is the only drink for a wise man. - Henry David Thoreau

Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

Laugh a lot. It burns a lot of calories. - Jessica Simpson

I drink to make other people interesting. - Groucho Marx

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown

My diet is like Atkins, but with the carbs. - BJ Penn

I'd stop drinking but I'm not a quitter. - Unknown

A spoon full of insulin helps the sugar go down. - Unknown

Those who drink to forget, please pay in advance. - Irish Saying

The heart, like the stomach, wants a varied diet. - Gustave Flaubert

Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields

I've probably tried every fad diet in the world. - Jenna Ushkowitz

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat. - Erma Bombeck

Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I only drink coffee grown in high altitude rain forests. - Rob Dyrdek

Nothing burns more calories than dancing in 5-inch heels. - Ariana Grande

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. - Henny Youngman

Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water. - WC Fields

The first couple of days on the detox diet aren't pleasant. - Carol Vorderman

I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know. - WC Fields

Water Hazard: Giving the kids too much to drink before a road trip - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. - Bethenny Frankel

Jews don't drink much because it interferes with their suffering. - Milton Berle

In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown

A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. - James Beard

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do. - Dylan Thomas

My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. - Rodney Dangerfield

A man hath no better thing under the sun than to eat, drink, and be merry. - Ecclesiastes 8:15

Resentment is like drinking poison and then hoping it will kill your enemies. - Nelson Mandela

Everybody should believe in something; I believe I'll have another drink. - Unknown

I am on a ketos diet so I avoid sugar, dairy products, wheat, grain or pulses. - Puneet Issar

A man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink. - WC Fields

I saw a notice which said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started. - Brendan Behan

I only take a drink on two occasions - when I'm thirsty and when I'm not. - Brendan Behan

Diabetes is all about insulin levels and sugar levels and what you put in your body. - Jay Cutler

An old timer is one who remembers when we counted our blessings instead of our calories. - Unknown

Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living. - Jean Kerr

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis

Bad Luck: To have thirteen people seated at the table when you’re paying for the drinks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If leeches ate peaches instead of my blood,
then I would be free to drink tea in the mud! - Emilie Autumn

My grandfather is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle. - Henny Youngman

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

I grew up on a steady diet of science fiction, especially apocalyptic and postapocalyptic fiction. - Justin Cronin

During World War II children were not allowed to trick or treat because there was a sugar shortage. - Linda Bozzo

I like cookies, any cookie you put in front of me - animal cookies, sugar cookies, anything crunchy. - Maria Shriver

When we traded the buffalo for a mare, we had no milk to drink, and we still had droppings to clean up. - Punjab Proverb

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

Resentment is like a glass of poison that a man drinks; then he sits down and waits for his enemy to die. - Nelson Mandela

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

While we drink, and call for garlands, for perfumes and for maidens, old age is creeping on us unperceived. - Juvenal

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

Bank of America is to sweetheart loans and Democratic Party payoffs as Paula Deen is to sugar and bacon grease. - Michelle Malkin

Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

I don't really drink sodas, but when I have popcorn or pizza I need a little. It's the perfect combination. - Alessandra Ambrosio

Some lawyers are like unto the camel, which, before drinking out of a brook, maketh the water turbid with his foot. - Adolphus W Ward

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth. - George Burns

Live in each season as it passes; breathe the air, drink the drink, taste the fruit, and resign yourself to the influences of each. - Henry David Thoreau

My daily diet consists of basically anything I think looks tasty, whether that's pizza, sushi, burgers, quesadillas. I like everything. - Cameron Dallas

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I cook croquetas, and I eat jamon. I keep my diet 100% Mediterranean and drink my Rioja. In that sense, I have a piece of Spain in West Hollywood. - Paz Vega

Car Pool: Complicated system of transportation where Mom always winds up going the furthest with the biggest bunch of kids who have had the most sugar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com