Rethink Your Drink

Drink to me. - Pablo Picasso

Drink triple, see double, act single. - Unknown

Come quickly, I am drinking the stars. - Dom Perignon

Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

I drink to make other people interesting. - Groucho Marx

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown

My diet is like Atkins, but with the carbs. - BJ Penn

Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough. - Mark Twain

I drink to make other people more interesting. - Ernest Hemingway

I seldom took a drink on the set before 9 a.m. - WC Fields

I'd stop drinking but I'm not a quitter. - Unknown

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson

Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields

Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet. - Unknown

A balanced diet is a Cracker Jack cookie in each hand. - Joe-kster

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper

Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water. - WC Fields

I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know. - WC Fields

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Nothing lasts forever, so live it up, drink it down, laugh it off. - Unknown

I don't diet, I just don't eat as much as I'd like to. - Linda Evangelista

In Heaven, chocolate has no calories and is served as the main course. - Unknown

A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. - James Beard

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do. - Dylan Thomas

A man hath no better thing under the sun than to eat, drink, and be merry. - Ecclesiastes 8:15

I drink too much. Last time I gave a urine sample there was an olive in it. - Rodney Dangerfield

I never drink coffee at lunch - I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon. - Ronald Reagan

Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face. - Enrico Caruso

No disease that can be treated by diet should be treated by any other means. - Maimonides

Everybody should believe in something; I believe I'll have another drink. - Unknown

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. - WC Fields

A man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink. - WC Fields

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time. - Nancy Astor

People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim. - Ann Landers

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

I don't smoke dope, I don't drink bourbon. All I want to do is shake my turban. - Peter Singh

I'm a Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death. - Jack Kerouac

A little learning is a dangerous thing
Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring. - Alexander Pope

I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch. - George Burns

Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living. - Jean Kerr

When a man who is drinking neat gin starts talking about his mother he is past all argument. - C.S. Forester

The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. - Jackie Gleason

A little girl is sugar and spice and everything nice - especially when she's taking a nap. - Unknown

Like a camel, I can go without a drink for seven days - and have on several horrible occasions. - Herb Caen

I don't drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs. - Robert Downey Jr.

My grandfather is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle. - Henny Youngman

Flour and butter, cream and sugar, words and images - all the ingredients for a rich, tasty story. - Rona Simmons

During World War II children were not allowed to trick or treat because there was a sugar shortage. - Linda Bozzo

I like cookies, any cookie you put in front of me - animal cookies, sugar cookies, anything crunchy. - Maria Shriver

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

While we drink, and call for garlands, for perfumes and for maidens, old age is creeping on us unperceived. - Juvenal

I'm a big fan of the Irish accent. After a couple of drinks, I start to get a bit of an Irish lilt, too. - Emily Ratajkowski

If you have to choose between drinking wine every day or being skinny, which would you choose: Red or White? - Unknown

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

Bank of America is to sweetheart loans and Democratic Party payoffs as Paula Deen is to sugar and bacon grease. - Michelle Malkin

If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don't actually live longer; it just seems longer. - Clement Freud

I don't really drink sodas, but when I have popcorn or pizza I need a little. It's the perfect combination. - Alessandra Ambrosio

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

Cacao has great nutritional value, a lot of protein, which strengthens a person, and without sugar it is not fattening. - Samael Aun Weor

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth. - George Burns

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. - Mark Twain

When I get through tearing a lobster apart, or one of those tender West Coast octopuses, I feel like I had a drink from the fountain of youth. - Joseph Mitchell

I formed a new group called Alcoholics-Unanimous. If you don't feel like a drink, you ring another member and he comes over to persuade you. - Richard Harris

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown