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Rethink Your Drink

How much sugar in beverages and sodas?

Rethink Your Drink thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Nutrition calculator for those soon to go on a diet

Sugar content in drinks... Reassessing your daily intake of calories
Looks like someone forgot to take the sugar out of the water!

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He was gotten in drink. - William Shakespeare

I drink therefore I am. - WC Fields

Save water - drink vodka. - Unknown

We sugar coat everything. - Unknown

Always drink upstream from the herd. - Will Rogers

Drink triple, see double, act single. - Unknown

Come quickly, I am drinking the stars. - Dom Perignon

Water is the only drink for a wise man. - Henry David Thoreau

Laugh a lot. It burns a lot of calories. - Jessica Simpson

Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas

I drink to make other people more interesting. - Ernest Hemingway

I seldom took a drink on the set before 9 a.m. - WC Fields

I'd stop drinking but I'm not a quitter. - Unknown

A spoon full of insulin helps the sugar go down. - Unknown

Those who drink to forget, please pay in advance. - Irish Saying

If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt. - Dean Martin

I only drink coffee grown in high altitude rain forests. - Rob Dyrdek

If God forbade drinking, would He have made wine so good? - Cardinal Richelieu

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper

Kindness is like sugar, It makes life taste a little sweeter. - Unknown

Sleep... the most beautiful experience in life - except drink. - WC Fields

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable. - G K Chesterton

Nothing lasts forever, so live it up, drink it down, laugh it off. - Unknown

You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning. - Founder's Breakfast Stout

I don't diet, I just don't eat as much as I'd like to. - Linda Evangelista

Alcoholic: A person you don't like who drinks as much as you do - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In Heaven, chocolate has no calories and is served as the main course. - Unknown

A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. - James Beard

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. - Totie Fields

My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. - Rodney Dangerfield

I drink too much. Last time I gave a urine sample there was an olive in it. - Rodney Dangerfield

Drinking gives one a very clear sense of who's to blame for everything. - Unknown

Everybody should believe in something; I believe I'll have another drink. - Unknown

Man may be the captain of his fate, but is also the victim of his blood sugar. - Wilfrid G. Oakley

The majority of my diet is made up of the foods that my kid didn't finish. - Carrie Underwood

I saw a notice which said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started. - Brendan Behan

Cookie: The standard method for converting sugar, floor, and butter into body fat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I don't smoke dope, I don't drink bourbon. All I want to do is shake my turban. - Peter Singh

I'm a Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death. - Jack Kerouac

A little learning is a dangerous thing
Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring. - Alexander Pope

I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch. - George Burns

I drink maple syrup. Then I'm hyper so I just run around like crazy and work it all off. - Rachel McAdams

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis

The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. - Jackie Gleason

A little girl is sugar and spice and everything nice - especially when she's taking a nap. - Unknown

My grandfather is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle. - Henny Youngman

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

While we drink, and call for garlands, for perfumes and for maidens, old age is creeping on us unperceived. - Juvenal

Freedom is like drink. If you take any at all, you might as well take enough to make you happy for a while. - Finley P Dunne

If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don't actually live longer; it just seems longer. - Clement Freud

Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

I don't really drink sodas, but when I have popcorn or pizza I need a little. It's the perfect combination. - Alessandra Ambrosio

Some lawyers are like unto the camel, which, before drinking out of a brook, maketh the water turbid with his foot. - Adolphus W Ward

A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth. - George Burns

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

Live in each season as it passes; breathe the air, drink the drink, taste the fruit, and resign yourself to the influences of each. - Henry David Thoreau

I can remember a reporter asking me for a quote, and I didn't know what a quote was. I thought it was some kind of a soft drink. - Joe DiMaggio

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. - Mark Twain

Drink and dance and laugh and lie,
Love, the reeling midnight through,
For tomorrow we shall die!
(But, alas, we never do.) - Dorothy Parker

A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over and returned a cup of sugar. "You didn't borrow this." "I will." - Steven Wright

My Doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. I drink too much. Way too much. My doctor drew blood. He ran a tab. - Rodney Dangerfield

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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