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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Does running late count as exercise? - Unknown

Yoga is the practice of quieting the mind. - Patanjali

Yoga is a method to come to a non-dreaming mind. - Osho

We gain the strength of the temptation we resist. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I hardly ever stretch the canvas before painting. - Jackson Pollock

Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body. - Joseph Addison

Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton

I'm into fitness: Fit'ness whole donut in my mouth. - Unknown

Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid

Our health is a voyage and every illness is an adventure story. - Margiad Evans

Yoga is not just a workout - it's about working on yourself. - Mary Glover

The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I'd be honest. - Rodney Dangerfield

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrows, it empties today of its strength. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for "Running off to Canada." - Jay Leno

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

People have the strength to overcome their bodies. Their beauty is in their minds. - Peter Gabriel

People don't trust private health insurance companies for all the right reasons. - Bernie Sanders

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

The beauty is that people often come here for the stretch, and leave with a lot more. - Liza Ciano

If you fall out of that window and break both your legs, don't come running to me. - Groucho Marx

I object to people running down the future. I intend to live the rest of my life there. - Charles F Kettering

You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running. - Unknown

Mental health problems do not affect three or four out of every five persons but one out of one. - William Menninger

A photographer gets people to pose for him. A yoga instructor gets people to pose for themselves. - T. Guillemets

Gratitude is a twofold love - love coming to visit us, and love running out to greet a welcome guest. - Henry Van Dyke

Cynics always so no. Saying yes leads to knowledge. So for as long as you have the strength to, say yes. - Stephen Colbert

Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. - WC Fields

The trouble with not having a goal is that you can spend your life running up and down the field and never score. - Bill Copeland

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

Health is your greatest wealth, so experiencing a marathon and seeing what you're capable of is really special. - Christy Turlington

If only every man would make proper use of his strength and do his utmost, he need never regret his limited ability. - Cicero

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown

Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. - Mark Twain

Prayer and the Bible became a part of my everyday thoughts and beliefs. I learned to put my trust in God and to seek Him as my strength. - Rosa Parks

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay


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