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Shopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw

Does running late count as exercise? - Unknown

Yoga: Yellow-coloured center portion of a yegg - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A critic is a legless man who teaches running. - Channing Pollock

I hardly ever stretch the canvas before painting. - Jackson Pollock

If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown

Progressing through life is like running a marathon. - Joseph B Wirthlin

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

The strength of a nation derives from the integrity of the home. - Confucius

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

He really is terribly heavy going. Like running up hill in roller skates. - Alan Ayckbourn

A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown

Middle age is when you are not inclined to exercise anything but caution. - Arthur Murray

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

To be wholly devoted to some intellectual exercise is to have succeeded in life. - Robert Louis Stevenson

The strength of the pack is in the wolf; the strength of the wolf is in the pack. - Rudyard Kipling

It isn't failing that spells one's downfall; it's running away, giving up. - Michel Greco

You can outdistance that which is running after you, but not what is running inside you. - Rwandan Proverb

The most important pieces of equipment you need for doing yoga are your body and your mind. - Rodney Yee

If you board the wrong train, it is no use running along the corridor in the other direction. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

The yoga mat is a good place to turn when talk therapy and antidepressants aren't enough. - Amy Weintraub

A photographer gets people to pose for him. A yoga instructor gets people to pose for themselves. - T. Guillemets

Make big pots of soups, stews and chilis, they stretch a buck, and you can live off them for days. - Rachael Ray

Every leap year I like to jump. It’s a good way to get my daily exercise in every four years. - Jarod Kintz

Continuity gives us roots; change gives us branches, letting us stretch and grow and reach new heights. - Pauline R. Kezer

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

I have the ability to build myself up or break myself down. I stay positive. Strength comes from within. - Hayley Williams

The Good of man is the active exercise of his soul's faculties in conformity with excellence or virtue. - Aristotle

Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child

The strongest people are not those who show strength in front of us but those who win battles we know nothing about. - Unknown

Perfect freedom is as necessary to the health and vigor of commerce as it is to the health and vigor of citizenship. - Patrick Henry

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

When the whole world is running towards a cliff, he who is running the opposite direction appears to have lost his mind. - C S Lewis

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

By embracing your mother wound as your yoga, you transform what has been a hindrance in your life into a teacher of the heart. - Phillip Moffitt

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

Stand up to your obstacles and do something about them. You will find that they haven't half the strength you think they have. - Norman Vincent Peale

Nothing's as easy as it is on a sitcom. Issues that we take care of in 20 minutes on the show can stretch out over years in real families. - Tim Allen

A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Yoga is possible for anybody who really wants it. Yoga is universal... But don't approach yoga with a business mind looking for worldly gain. - Pattabhi Jois


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