#1 humor site on the 'net

Rickshaw Workout

Double trouble on a cycle rickshaw

Rickshaw Workout thanks to Henry Burris

Trail of Tears

QuotaBills
Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

My strength lies solely in my tenacity. - Louis Pasteur

Happiness is good health and a bad memory. - Ingrid Bergman

Wisdom is always an overmatch for strength. - Phil Jackson

Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets

We're running the company to serve more people. - Mark Zuckerberg

Progressing through life is like running a marathon. - Joseph B Wirthlin

Yoga exists in the world because everything is linked. - Desikashar

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton

I'm into fitness: Fit'ness whole donut in my mouth. - Unknown

Great works are performed not by strength, but perseverance. - Samuel Johnson

Fond of lawsuits, little wealth; fond of doctors, little health. - Hebrew Proverb

Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

God is our refuge and our strength, a very present help in trouble. - Bible

Jumping At Conclusions: Not half as much exercise as digging for facts - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

Physical strength can never permanently withstand the impact of spiritual force. - Franklin D Roosevelt

People have the strength to overcome their bodies. Their beauty is in their minds. - Peter Gabriel

Stress depletes willpower, which diminishes your ability to control those emotions. - Roy F Baumeister

But we have to pass the [health care] bill so that you can find out what's in it. - Nancy Pelosi

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

Having insurance doesn't guarantee good health outcomes, but it is a critical factor. - Irwin Redlener

If you board the wrong train, it is no use running along the corridor in the other direction. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

You have power over your mind - not outside events. Realize this, and you will find strength. - Marcus Aurelius

Owning our story can be hard but not nearly as difficult as spending our lives running from it. - Brene Brown

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump

The Good of man is the active exercise of his soul's faculties in conformity with excellence or virtue. - Aristotle

Yoga is really trying to liberate us from shame about our bodies. To love your body is a very important thing. - Rodney Yee

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child

Often my best work comes from somebody trying to stretch me in a direction that I wouldn't normally want to go in. - Alan Menken

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer

The difference between a successful person and others is not lack of strength not a lack of knowledge but rather a lack of will. - Vince Lombardi

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

Health is the finest possession. Contentment is the ultimate wealth. Trustworthy people are the best relatives. Unbinding is the supreme ease. - Buddha

Condemn none: if you can stretch out a helping hand, do so. If you cannot, fold your hands, bless your brothers, and let them go their own way. - Swami Vivekananda

To build a strong team, you must see someone else's strength as a complement to your weakness, and not a threat to your position or authority. - Christine Caine


New World Record Holder

World's Hardest Golf Shot

Safe Bike

Donut Hole History

Church Flight

Jews: The Revenge

Israel Security

Breakfast In Bed

Antler Field

Redneck Stove Burner

Texas Earrings

A Man's Life

Dog Walker

New Zealand Prepares For War

Window Washing Daredevil

Aussie Ford Coupe

Pushing The Envelope

Window Fall Repair

Bacon Balls

Tiny Forest

Inside Loo View

Finally 21

Diet Swing

Vealy Big Meal