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Road Directions in Tibet

This way or that way?

Road Directions in Tibet thanks to Roy Turkington

Road signs for leery hikers

Road Directions in Tibet thanks to Roy Turkington

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Happiness is a direction, not a place. - Sydney J Harris

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

Hiking in undiscovered places is a lot of fun. - Karolina Kurkova

Your heart knows the way. Run in that direction. - Unknown

The storm is not as important as the path it opens up. - Mark Nepo

A straight path never leads anywhere except to the objective. - Andre Gide

Remember when life's path is steep to keep your mind even. - Horace

I dreamed a thousand new paths... I woke and walked my old one. - Chinese Proverb

By the pricking of my thumbs
Something wicked this way comes - William Shaespeare

Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty. - Mark Twain

Learning to live in the present moment is part of the path of joy. - Sarah Ban Breathnach

Virture offers the only path in this life that leads to tranquility. - Juvenal

Hiking's not for everyone. Notice the wilderness is mostly empty. - Sonja Yoerg

Don't follow the path. Go where there is no path and begin the trail. - Ruby Bridges

We cannot hold a torch to light another's path without brightening our own. - Unknown

If you can find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn't lead anywhere. - Frank A. Clark

My career was spluttering until I did a 360 and got headed in the right direction. - Tracy McGrady

So the vandals, having wrested Libya from the Romans in this way, made it their own. - Procopius

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Anakin, you're breaking my heart! And you're going down a path I cannot follow! - Padme

The best way to find out whether you're on the right path? Stop looking at the path. - Marcus Buckingham

The specialist is too commonly hypertrophied in one direction and atrophied in all the rest. - Martin H. Fischer

As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point in the wrong direction. - Irish Saying

Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will. - George Lucas

Failure is God's way of saying, "Excuse me, you're moving in the wrong direction." - Oprah

If you do not expect the unexpected you will not find it, for it is not to be reached by search or trail. - Heraclitus

A path full of potholes must be traveled slowly, but there's no reason you can't finish the journey. - Faydra D. Fields

Children raced outside. She surveyed their trail - traces of sticky fingerprints across everything, like wee poems. - Dr. SunWolf

There has been a lot of progress during my lifetime, but I’m afraid it’s heading in the wrong direction. - Ogden Nash

It's one thing to feel that you are on the right path, but it's another to think that yours is the only path. - Paulo Coelho

Most of us follow our conscience as we follow a wheelbarrow. We push it in front of us in the direction we want to go. - Billy Graham

When you say justice, it doesn't have to be war. Justice could just be clearing a path for people to dream properly. - Kanye West

When you live your life by poor standards, you inflict damage on everyone who crosses your path, especially those you love. - Jordan Belfort

Any path is only a path, and there is no affront, to oneself or to others, in dropping it if that is what your heart tells you. - Carlos Castaneda

Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

The key to building confidence is getting out there and trying new things. Once you go down the path once, it's a breeze the second time! - Bruno Logrecco

Who, by vigor of mind almost divine, the motions and figures of the planets, the paths of comets, and the tides of the seas first demonstrated. - Isaac Newton

The difficulties you meet will resolve themselves as you advance. Proceed, and light will dawn and shine with increasing clearness on your path. - Jim Rohn

Recognize that throughout this beautiful day,you have an incredible amount of opportunities to move your life into the direction you want it to go. - Steve Maraboli


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