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Road Directions in Tibet

This way or that way?

Road Directions in Tibet thanks to Roy Turkington

Road signs for leery hikers

Road Directions in Tibet thanks to Roy Turkington

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Noble discontent is the path to heaven. - Thomas Higginson

Speed is not a priority, just enjoy your hike. - Barry Putra

Jesus was a hiker. The wilderness was His retreat. - Toni Sorenson

The storm is not as important as the path it opens up. - Mark Nepo

Our heads are round so that thoughts can change direction. - Francis Picabia

You have to sniff out joy. Keep your nose to the joy trail. - Buffy Sainte-Marie

A straight path never leads anywhere except to the objective. - Andre Gide

wanderer, there is no path,
the path is made by walking. - Antonio Machado

I dreamed a thousand new paths... I woke and walked my old one. - Chinese Proverb

You need mountains, long staircases don't make good hikers. - Amit Kalantri

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Learning to ignore things is one of the great paths to inner peace. - Robert J Sawyer

You're the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo. - Unknown

Success is often the result of taking a misstep in the right direction. - Al Bernstein

Politics is a profession where the paths of glory lead but to the gravy. - Billy Boy Franklin

There are no wrong turnings. Only paths we had not known we were meant to walk. - Guy Gavriel Kay

Over every mountain there is a path, although it may not be seen from the valley. - Theodore Roethke

Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

As long as we have hope, we have direction, the energy to move, and the map to move by. - Hong Kong Proverb

It is better to limp along the right path than to walk strongly in the wrong direction. - St Thomas Aquinas

Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will. - George Lucas

Knowledge is realizing that the street is one way; wisdom is looking in both directions anyway. - Albert Einstein

The great thing in this world is not so much where you stand, as in what direction you are moving. - Oliver Wendell-Holmes

Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same direction. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

In order to have faith in his own path, he does not need to prove that someone else's path is wrong. - Paulo Coelho

If you do not expect the unexpected you will not find it, for it is not to be reached by search or trail. - Heraclitus

Humility before the flower at the timber line is the gate which gives access to the path up the open fell. - Dag Hammarskjold

There has been a lot of progress during my lifetime, but I’m afraid it’s heading in the wrong direction. - Ogden Nash

If you're walking down the right path and you're willing to keep walking, eventually you'll make progress. - Barack Obama

That black cloud is coming from the direction the wind is blowing, now the wind is coming from where the black cloud is. - Ray Illingworth

When you say justice, it doesn't have to be war. Justice could just be clearing a path for people to dream properly. - Kanye West

When the whole world is running towards a cliff, he who is running the opposite direction appears to have lost his mind. - C S Lewis

The block of granite which was an obstacle in the pathway o the weak becomes a stepping-stone in the pathway of the strong. - Thomas Carlyle

When you live your life by poor standards, you inflict damage on everyone who crosses your path, especially those you love. - Jordan Belfort

The insight to see possible new paths, the courage to try them, the judgment to measure results - these are the qualities of a leader. - Mary Parker Follett

It is important to expect nothing, to take every experience, including the negative ones, as merely steps on the path, and to proceed. - Ram Dass

The secret of my success? It is simple. It is found in the Bible, 'In all thy ways acknowledge Him and He shall direct thy paths.' - George Washington Carver

Determine what motivates you and you can find your path to love, happiness and influence and that which you seek to make your life complete. - Louis Howard

Recognize that throughout this beautiful day,you have an incredible amount of opportunities to move your life into the direction you want it to go. - Steve Maraboli


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