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Road Directions in Tibet

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Road Directions in Tibet thanks to Roy Turkington

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Road Directions in Tibet thanks to Roy Turkington

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Adversity is the first path to truth. - Lord Byron

Happiness is a direction, not a place. - Sydney J Harris

Noble discontent is the path to heaven. - Thomas Higginson

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

The only foolproof path to wealth is inheritance. - Tom and David Gardner

Our heads are round so that thoughts can change direction. - Francis Picabia

Mouse: An animal which strews its path with fainting women. - Ambrose Bierce

wanderer, there is no path,
the path is made by walking. - Antonio Machado

I love hiking, paddle boarding and listening to the Veronicas. - Bindi Irwin

Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty. - Mark Twain

Learning to live in the present moment is part of the path of joy. - Sarah Ban Breathnach

Learning to ignore things is one of the great paths to inner peace. - Robert J Sawyer

It's better to walk alone, than with a crowd going in the wrong direction. - Diane Grant

We cannot hold a torch to light another's path without brightening our own. - Unknown

Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined. - Henry David Thoreau

My career was spluttering until I did a 360 and got headed in the right direction. - Tracy McGrady

So the vandals, having wrested Libya from the Romans in this way, made it their own. - Procopius

Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Anakin, you're breaking my heart! And you're going down a path I cannot follow! - Padme

And I was afraid because I knew I had outgrown my past before I could see a path to my future. - Han Nolan

Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will. - George Lucas

I can't change the direction of the wind but I can adjust my sails to reach my destination. - James Dean

I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. - Monty Python Anb The Holy Grail

No one saves us but ourselves.
No one can and no one may.
We ourselves must walk the path. - Buddha

Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same direction. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

A path full of potholes must be traveled slowly, but there's no reason you can't finish the journey. - Faydra D. Fields

The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other going in opposite directions. - George Carlin

When obstacles arise, you change your direction to reach your goal. You do not change your decision to get there. - Zig Ziglar

There has been a lot of progress during my lifetime, but I’m afraid it’s heading in the wrong direction. - Ogden Nash

So long as men praise you, you can only be sure that you are not yet on your own true path but on someone else's. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Often my best work comes from somebody trying to stretch me in a direction that I wouldn't normally want to go in. - Alan Menken

The resurrection gives my life meaning and direction and the opportunity to start over no matter what my circumstances. - Robert Flatt

My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right? - Charles Schulz

Let me put it this way. Canada is not so much a country as a holding tank filled with the disgruntled progeny of defeated peoples. - Mordecai Richler

Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross

You will recognize your own path when you come upon it because you will suddenly have all the energy and imagination you will ever need. - Sara Teasdale

The difficulties you meet will resolve themselves as you advance. Proceed, and light will dawn and shine with increasing clearness on your path. - Jim Rohn

Recognize that throughout this beautiful day,you have an incredible amount of opportunities to move your life into the direction you want it to go. - Steve Maraboli

Blaze your own glittery, sparkly, fiery, shimmering path. Surround yourself with the things that make you shine. Create your bubble and thrive in it. - Cara A Leyba


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