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Road Directions in Tibet

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Road Directions in Tibet thanks to Roy Turkington

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Road Directions in Tibet thanks to Roy Turkington

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The obstacle is the path. - Zen Aphorism

Every path has a few puddles. - Unknown

Adversity is the first path to truth. - Lord Byron

Adversity is the first path to truth. - Lord Byron

The only foolproof path to wealth is inheritance. - Tom and David Gardner

Faith lightens the path your shadowed mind has to walk. - Michelle Horst

If all pulled in one direction, the world would keel over. - Yiddish Proverb

Mouse: An animal which strews its path with fainting women. - Ambrose Bierce

wanderer, there is no path,
the path is made by walking. - Antonio Machado

The beaten path is the safest, but the traffic's terrible. - Jeff Taylor

I love hiking, paddle boarding and listening to the Veronicas. - Bindi Irwin

People think because I'm shaped this way, I'm scandalous. - Jennifer Lopez

Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty. - Mark Twain

Learning to live in the present moment is part of the path of joy. - Sarah Ban Breathnach

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Hiking's not for everyone. Notice the wilderness is mostly empty. - Sonja Yoerg

He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom. - JRR Tolkien

We tend to steer our lives in the direction of the lessons we need to learn. - Don Campbell

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined. - Henry David Thoreau

The Dark Side of the Force is the pathway to many abilities some consider to be. - Senator Palpatine

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Anakin, you're breaking my heart! And you're going down a path I cannot follow! - Padme

The specialist is too commonly hypertrophied in one direction and atrophied in all the rest. - Martin H. Fischer

As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point in the wrong direction. - Irish Saying

Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will. - George Lucas

Knowledge is realizing that the street is one way; wisdom is looking in both directions anyway. - Albert Einstein

Humility before the flower at the timber line is the gate which gives access to the path up the open fell. - Dag Hammarskjold

A path full of potholes must be traveled slowly, but there's no reason you can't finish the journey. - Faydra D. Fields

Dorothy was so happy to wake up in Kansas. Not I! I'd have looked for another cyclone and stood in its path! - Vivian Vance

So long as men praise you, you can only be sure that you are not yet on your own true path but on someone else's. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

It's one thing to feel that you are on the right path, but it's another to think that yours is the only path. - Paulo Coelho

That black cloud is coming from the direction the wind is blowing, now the wind is coming from where the black cloud is. - Ray Illingworth

When you say justice, it doesn't have to be war. Justice could just be clearing a path for people to dream properly. - Kanye West

Any path is only a path, and there is no affront, to oneself or to others, in dropping it if that is what your heart tells you. - Carlos Castaneda

My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right? - Charles Schulz

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

You will recognize your own path when you come upon it because you will suddenly have all the energy and imagination you will ever need. - Sara Teasdale

The difficulties you meet will resolve themselves as you advance. Proceed, and light will dawn and shine with increasing clearness on your path. - Jim Rohn

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster


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