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Road Directions in Tibet

This way or that way?

Road Directions in Tibet thanks to Roy Turkington

Road signs for leery hikers

Road Directions in Tibet thanks to Roy Turkington

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The obstacle is the path. - Zen Proverb

Every path has a few puddles. - Unknown

The wisest men follow their own direction. - Euripides

Hiking in undiscovered places is a lot of fun. - Karolina Kurkova

The only foolproof path to wealth is inheritance. - Tom and David Gardner

Faith lightens the path your shadowed mind has to walk. - Michelle Horst

Mouse: An animal which strews its path with fainting women. - Ambrose Bierce

I love hiking, paddle boarding and listening to the Veronicas. - Bindi Irwin

Remember when life's path is steep to keep your mind even. - Horace

I dreamed a thousand new paths... I woke and walked my old one. - Chinese Proverb

Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty. - Mark Twain

Show me the right path, O Lord; point out the road for me to follow. - Bible

Hiking's not for everyone. Notice the wilderness is mostly empty. - Sonja Yoerg

Followers will never know how hard the leader tries to create a path. - Unknown

Rowing harder doesn't help if the boat is headed in the wrong direction. - Unknown

It's better to walk alone, than with a crowd going in the wrong direction. - Diane Grant

There are no wrong turnings. Only paths we had not known we were meant to walk. - Guy Gavriel Kay

If you can find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn't lead anywhere. - Frank A. Clark

Now that I've found the way to fly, which direction should I go into the night? - Ally Condie

Anakin, you're breaking my heart! And you're going down a path I cannot follow! - Padme

As long as we have hope, we have direction, the energy to move, and the map to move by. - Hong Kong Proverb

It is better to limp along the right path than to walk strongly in the wrong direction. - St Thomas Aquinas

The specialist is too commonly hypertrophied in one direction and atrophied in all the rest. - Martin H. Fischer

As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point in the wrong direction. - Irish Saying

I can't change the direction of the wind but I can adjust my sails to reach my destination. - James Dean

We will walk the path not of retribution or revenge but the path of reconciliation and forgiveness. - Mahatma Gandhi

No one saves us but ourselves.
No one can and no one may.
We ourselves must walk the path. - Buddha

Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same direction. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

In order to have faith in his own path, he does not need to prove that someone else's path is wrong. - Paulo Coelho

A path full of potholes must be traveled slowly, but there's no reason you can't finish the journey. - Faydra D. Fields

There has been a lot of progress during my lifetime, but I’m afraid it’s heading in the wrong direction. - Ogden Nash

It's one thing to feel that you are on the right path, but it's another to think that yours is the only path. - Paulo Coelho

Most of us follow our conscience as we follow a wheelbarrow. We push it in front of us in the direction we want to go. - Billy Graham

That black cloud is coming from the direction the wind is blowing, now the wind is coming from where the black cloud is. - Ray Illingworth

When you live your life by poor standards, you inflict damage on everyone who crosses your path, especially those you love. - Jordan Belfort

Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

You will recognize your own path when you come upon it because you will suddenly have all the energy and imagination you will ever need. - Sara Teasdale

The difficulties you meet will resolve themselves as you advance. Proceed, and light will dawn and shine with increasing clearness on your path. - Jim Rohn

Blaze your own glittery, sparkly, fiery, shimmering path. Surround yourself with the things that make you shine. Create your bubble and thrive in it. - Cara A Leyba


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