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Road Directions in Tibet

This way or that way?

Road Directions in Tibet thanks to Roy Turkington

Road signs for leery hikers

Road Directions in Tibet thanks to Roy Turkington

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The obstacle is the path. - Zen Aphorism

Every path has a few puddles. - Unknown

Adversity is the first path to truth. - Lord Byron

Hiking in undiscovered places is a lot of fun. - Karolina Kurkova

Jesus was a hiker. The wilderness was His retreat. - Toni Sorenson

Faith lightens the path your shadowed mind has to walk. - Michelle Horst

A straight path never leads anywhere except to the objective. - Andre Gide

We are not retreating - we are advancing in another direction. - General Douglas MacArthur

To learn something new, take the path that you took yesterday. - John Burroughs

I dreamed a thousand new paths... I woke and walked my old one. - Chinese Proverb

You need mountains, long staircases don't make good hikers. - Amit Kalantri

People think because I'm shaped this way, I'm scandalous. - Jennifer Lopez

By the pricking of my thumbs
Something wicked this way comes - William Shaespeare

Learning to live in the present moment is part of the path of joy. - Sarah Ban Breathnach

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Hiking's not for everyone. Notice the wilderness is mostly empty. - Sonja Yoerg

We tend to steer our lives in the direction of the lessons we need to learn. - Don Campbell

It's better to walk alone, than with a crowd going in the wrong direction. - Diane Grant

There are no wrong turnings. Only paths we had not known we were meant to walk. - Guy Gavriel Kay

If you can find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn't lead anywhere. - Frank A. Clark

The Dark Side of the Force is the pathway to many abilities some consider to be. - Senator Palpatine

So the vandals, having wrested Libya from the Romans in this way, made it their own. - Procopius

If you board the wrong train, it is no use running along the corridor in the other direction. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point in the wrong direction. - Irish Saying

And I was afraid because I knew I had outgrown my past before I could see a path to my future. - Han Nolan

I can't change the direction of the wind but I can adjust my sails to reach my destination. - James Dean

The path to cheerfulness is to sit cheerfully and to act and speak as if cheerfulness were already there. - William James

Humility before the flower at the timber line is the gate which gives access to the path up the open fell. - Dag Hammarskjold

Children raced outside. She surveyed their trail - traces of sticky fingerprints across everything, like wee poems. - Dr. SunWolf

There has been a lot of progress during my lifetime, but I’m afraid it’s heading in the wrong direction. - Ogden Nash

It's one thing to feel that you are on the right path, but it's another to think that yours is the only path. - Paulo Coelho

If you're walking down the right path and you're willing to keep walking, eventually you'll make progress. - Barack Obama

The block of granite which was an obstacle in the pathway o the weak becomes a stepping-stone in the pathway of the strong. - Thomas Carlyle

When you live your life by poor standards, you inflict damage on everyone who crosses your path, especially those you love. - Jordan Belfort

My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right? - Charles Schulz

The insight to see possible new paths, the courage to try them, the judgment to measure results - these are the qualities of a leader. - Mary Parker Follett

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

You will recognize your own path when you come upon it because you will suddenly have all the energy and imagination you will ever need. - Sara Teasdale

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey


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