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Plodding wins the race. - Aesop

In the race for love, I was scratched. - Joan Davis

A roof stretching over the Atlantic Ocean. - Ernest Bevin

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

Quicksand: Beach where motor races are held - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown

Mathematics knows no races or geographic boundaries. - David Hilbert

The Irish are a very popular race - with themselves. - Brendan Behan

Don't overestimate the decency of the human race. - H L Mencken

Civilization is a race between education and catastrophe. - H G Wells

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

Germany is a fortress, but it is a fortress without a roof. - Franklin D Roosevelt

If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

The race is not always to the swift, but to those who keep on running. - Unknown

England is an empire, Germany is a nation, a race, France is a person. - Jules Michelet

Music is what tells us that the human race is greater than we realize. - Napoleon Bonaparte

It's the steady, quiet, plodding ones who win in the lifelong race. - Robert W Service

Once upon a time, forests were repositories of magic for the human race. - John Burnside

Perseverance is not a long race; it is many short races one after another. - Walter Elliott

The harpsichord sounds like two skeletons copulating on a corrugated roof. - Thomas Beecham

That's all the motorcycle is, a system of concepts worked out in steel. - Robert M. Pirsig

The end of the human race will be that it will eventually die of civilization. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

In the Moscow Olympics, Lasse Viren came in fifth and ran a champion's race. - David Coleman

Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. - Unknown

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races. - Homer Simpson

Once you're a mom, you're always a mom. It's like riding a bike, you never forget. - Taraji P Henson

It is not best that we should all think alike; it is differences of opinion that make horse races. - Mark Twain

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

We're all trying to keep up in this stupid race. But that won't be much fun when we're floating in space. - John Symeou

How many ideas have there been in the history of the human race that were unthinkable ten years before they appeared? - Fyodor Dostoevsky

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

Even a race to Obama, she was gonna beat Obama. I don't know who would be worse, I don't know, how could it be worse? - Donald Trump

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

It's like running a marathon race. We train all hours of the day. When you are taking a bath, you are thinking of the flight. - Kalpana Chawla

In the marathon a crazy athlete can just keep pushing from the beginning; at a championship you don't need a time just to win the race. - Haile Gebrelassie

Approach racing like a game of billiards. If you bash the ball too hard, you get nowhere. As you handle the cue properly, you drive with more finesse. - Juan M Fangio


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