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Roof Top Races

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Midnight bugs taste best. - Unknown

Slow and steady wins the race. - Aesop

In the race for love, I was scratched. - Joan Davis

A roof stretching over the Atlantic Ocean. - Ernest Bevin

Racing is life. Everything else is just... waiting. - Steve McQueen

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown

The finish line is just the beginning of a whole new race. - Susan Saint James

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park his bike. - Spiro T. Agnew

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

The race is not always to the swift, but to those who keep on running. - Unknown

England is an empire, Germany is a nation, a race, France is a person. - Jules Michelet

Music is what tells us that the human race is greater than we realize. - Napoleon Bonaparte

It's the steady, quiet, plodding ones who win in the lifelong race. - Robert W Service

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

Perseverance is not a long race; it is many short races one after another. - Walter Elliott

That's all the motorcycle is, a system of concepts worked out in steel. - Robert M. Pirsig

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat. - Lily Tomlin

Adam, the first great benefactor of our race. He brought death into the world. - Mark Twain

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

All that separates... race, class, creed, or sex, is inhuman, and must be overcome. - Kate Sheppard

And where does the power come from to see the race to its end? It comes from within. - Eric Liddell

Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. - Unknown

Let's pray that the human race never escapes from Earth to spread its iniquity elsewhere. - C S Lewis

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. - George Carlin

It is not best that we should all think alike; it is differences of opinion that make horse races. - Mark Twain

In this age, the man who dares to think for himself and to act independently does a service to his race. - John Stuart Mill

We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in a race against time, until we run out of money. - Jack Nicholson

How many ideas have there been in the history of the human race that were unthinkable ten years before they appeared? - Fyodor Dostoevsky

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

A free Negro of the African race is not a 'citizen' within the meaning of the constitution of the United States. - Roger Taney

You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

Our loyalties must transcend our race, our tribe, our class, and our nation; and this means we must develop a world perspective. - Martin Luther King Jr.

It's like running a marathon race. We train all hours of the day. When you are taking a bath, you are thinking of the flight. - Kalpana Chawla

The world, the race, the soul - in space and time the universes,
All bound as is befitting each - all surely going somewhere. - Walt Whitman

Contempt for happiness is usually contempt for other people's happiness, and is an elegant disguise for hatred of the human race. - Bertrand Russell

The simple act of opening a bottle of wine has brought more happiness to the human race than all the collective governments in the history of earth. - Jim Harrison


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