Roof Top Races

In the race for love, I was scratched. - Joan Davis

The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams

A roof stretching over the Atlantic Ocean. - Ernest Bevin

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown

Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory. - Unknown

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

I do not regard a broker as a member of the human race. - Honore de Balzac

The finish line is just the beginning of a whole new race. - Susan Saint James

Germany is a fortress, but it is a fortress without a roof. - Franklin D Roosevelt

If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter. - Mark Twain

The institution of royalty in any form is an insult to the human race. - Mark Twain

England is an empire, Germany is a nation, a race, France is a person. - Jules Michelet

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

Perseverance is not a long race; it is many short races one after another. - Walter Elliott

That's all the motorcycle is, a system of concepts worked out in steel. - Robert M. Pirsig

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150. - Unknown

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis

All that separates... race, class, creed, or sex, is inhuman, and must be overcome. - Kate Sheppard

And where does the power come from to see the race to its end? It comes from within. - Eric Liddell

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. - Unknown

Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races. - Homer Simpson

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. - George Carlin

It is not best that we should all think alike; it is differences of opinion that make horse races. - Mark Twain

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

In this age, the man who dares to think for himself and to act independently does a service to his race. - John Stuart Mill

We're all trying to keep up in this stupid race. But that won't be much fun when we're floating in space. - John Symeou

How many ideas have there been in the history of the human race that were unthinkable ten years before they appeared? - Fyodor Dostoevsky

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

A free Negro of the African race is not a 'citizen' within the meaning of the constitution of the United States. - Roger Taney

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

Contempt for happiness is usually contempt for other people's happiness, and is an elegant disguise for hatred of the human race. - Bertrand Russell