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Russian Car Pool

I bear-ly made it in to work today!

Russian Car Pool thanks to Roy Bishop

Leaving food in cars is not very safe

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Free men do not ask permission to bear arms. - Thomas Jefferson

So we get the chinks we will bear the stinks. - English Proverb

A Chicken in Every Pot and a Car in Every Garage - Herbert Hoover

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

I bear no grudges. I have a mind that retains nothing. - Bette Midler

The secret of politics? Make a good treaty with Russia. - Otto von Bismarck

We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back. - Bob Hope

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

There is no income tax in Russia. But there's no income. - Will Rogers

The measure of a man is the way he bears up under misfortune. - Plutarch

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

You wanna talk that Russian talk, take yourself back over to the USSO. - Archie Bunker

It is sometimes as dangerous to be run into by a microbe as by a trolley car. - J.J. Walsh

If you don't know how great this country is, I know someone who does; Russia. - Robert Frost

To bear other people's afflictions, everyone has courage and enough to spare. - Benjamin Franklin

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

Human beings can't bear silence. It would mean that they would bear themselves. - Pascal Mercier

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for bears. Bears will kill you. - Unknown

You know you're a mom when you understand why mama bear's porridge was cold. - Jody Defries

The chief aim of wisdom is to enable one to bear with the stupidity of the ignorant. - Winston Churchill

A bear can juggle and stand on a ball and he's talented, but he's not famous. - Kim Kardashian

Sometimes I question my sanity, but the unicorn and gummy bears told me I'm fine! - Muppets

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

The Iron Curtain may be a thing of the past, but Mother Russia is as mysterious as ever. - Robert Gottlieb

In America, you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, the Party can always find you. - Yakov Smirnoff

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

I think Kazan is Russia's sportiest city after Moscow, leaving all the others far behind. - Marat Safin

Football: A sport that bears the same relation to education that bullfighting does to agriculture - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Mental pain is less dramatic than physical pain, but it is more common and also more hard to bear. - C S Lewis

I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

Ex-Presidents of the United States get state subsidies. Not so in Russia. You get no government support. - Mikhail Gorbachev

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

I adore art. When I am alone with my notes, my heart pounds and the tears stream from my eyes, and my emotion and my joys are too much to bear. - Guiseppe Verdi

Car Pool: Complicated system of transportation where Mom always winds up going the furthest with the biggest bunch of kids who have had the most sugar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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