QuotaBillsKhaki: A thing for starting a car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson
I can't win. Love is Russian Roulette for me. - Freddie Mercury
Russia is a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma. - Winston Churchill
Endurance is not only to bear the hard thing but to turn it into glory. - Win Barclay
In America you can always find a party. In Russia the party always finds you. - Yakov Smirnoff
A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont
The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart. - Robert Ingersoll
It's not the bulls or the bears you need to avoid, it's the bum steers. - Chuck Hillis
If you don't know how great this country is, I know someone who does; Russia. - Robert Frost
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for bears. Bears will kill you. - Unknown
Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown
The chief aim of wisdom is to enable one to bear with the stupidity of the ignorant. - Winston Churchill
A bear can juggle and stand on a ball and he's talented, but he's not famous. - Kim Kardashian
A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen
Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer. - Donald Trump
Hard men present hard choices - none more so than Vladimir Putin, the President of Russia. - Hillary Clinton
The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker
They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen
A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries
Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck
Mental pain is less dramatic than physical pain, but it is more common and also more hard to bear. - C S Lewis
I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen
The vine bears three kinds of grapes: the first of pleasure, the second of intoxication, the third of disgust. - Diogenes
Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty
Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor
My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck
I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough
Many people are surprised to hear that we have comedians in Russia, but they are there. They are dead, but they are there. - Yakov Smirnoff
When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone
Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown
It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor
My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz
The Cross! There, and there only though the deist rave, and the atheist, if Earth bears so base a slave; There and there only, is the power to save. - William Cowper
Being a dad isn't just about eating a huge bag of gummy bears as your wife gives birth. It means being comfortable with the word 'hero.' - Ryan Reynolds
When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright