#1 humor site on the 'net

Russian Carpenter

Boris has a back-up safety plan

Russian Carpenter thanks to Sasha Ivanov

Work safety on a construction site when the boss isn't around

Cutting corners at work may result in back pain
QuotaBills
I'll be back. - The Terminator

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

If I hold you any closer I'll be in back of you. - Groucho Marx

Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you. - Satchel Paige

Through pain I've learned to comfort suffering men. - Virgil

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? - George Carlin

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

When I die, I want to come back as Bobby Layne's chauffeur. - Don Meredith

Television has brought back murder into the home... where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

Give to the world the best you have and the best will come back to you. - Madeline Bridges

Forgive your enemies - if you can't get back at them any other way. - Franklin P. Jones

Suicide doesn't end the pain. It just passes it on to someone else. - James Kirkup

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

I look like a casual, laid-back guy, but it's like a circus in my head. - Steven Wright

Home is a place you grow up wanting to leave, and grow old wanting to get back to. - John E Pearce

What's the point of going out, we're just going to end up back here anyway. - Homer Simpson

Depression occurs when one looks back with no pride, and looks forward with no hope. - Robert Frost

When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to your youth... think of algebra. - Will Rogers

When you can tell the story and it doesn't bring up any pain, you known it is healed. - Lyanla Vanzant

I often sit back and think, I wish I'd done that and find out later that I already have. - Richard Harris

I can't go back and change the beginning, but I can start where I am and change the ending. - C S Lewis

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

Mental pain is less dramatic than physical pain, but it is more common and also more hard to bear. - C S Lewis

The problem with being Irish is having 'Riverdance' on your back. It's a burden at times. - Roddy Doyle

Just think how happy you would be if you lost everything you have right now, and then got it back again. - Frances Rodman

Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending. - Carl Bard

I look back on my childhood and thank the stars above. For everything you gave me, but mostly for your love. - Wayne F Winters

I'll sail to Ka-Troo. And bring back an It-Kutch a Preep and a Proo. A Nerkle a Nerd and a Seersucker, too. - Theodor Seuss Geisel

Just like a shoe, if someone is meant for you, they will fit just perfectly. No forcing, no struggling, and no pain. - Unknown

My idea is to make moves to bring chess back to the world's map, to make it part of the world's geography again. - Anatoly Karpov

I'm not interested in cutting the feet off my characters or stretching them to make them fit my certain political view. - Margaret Atwood

The pain started years ago, but I'd lived with it for so long at that point that I'd accepted it as an inevitable part of me. - Ashley Wallis

Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. - Ernest Hemingway

Risk and failure is a part of our equation, and if you are seeing too little failure, you are actually probably not taking enough risks. - Peter Barris

Lookin' back all I can say about all the things he did for me is I hope I'm at least half the dad that he didn't have to be. - Brad Paisley

I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim

Now is our chance to choose the right side. God is holding back to give us that chance. It won't last forever. We must take it or leave it. - C S Lewis

The biggest risk is not taking any risk. In a world that is changing really quickly, the only strategy that is guaranteed to fail is not taking risks. - Mark Zuckerberg


First Segway

Nosey Bird

Cyclist Roast

Bike Vaulting

Balanced Food Delivery

Gone To Market

iPhone Evolution

New Air Canada Seats

Texas Wal-Mart Shopper

Walk Sign Ending

Kid Straps

Redneck Water Heater

Bike Comb

Programmer Logic

Team Foosball

Slow Down Sign

Bike Chaser

NFL Referees

No Go Intersection

Staple Diet

Darth Vader Dog

PacMan Lights

Uncommon Name

DMV Office