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Go back a little to leap further. - John Clarke

I remixed a remix. It was back to normal. - Mitch Hedberg

The genie can't be pushed back into the bottle. - David N Leff

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If you take the risk, you are deserving of the reward. - Joe Segal

Sorrow looks back, Worry looks around, Faith looks up. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you. - Satchel Paige

Laughter is the tonic, the relief, the surcease for pain. - Charlie Chaplin

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What I know for sure is that what you give comes back to you. - Oprah Winfrey

When somebody challenges you, fight back. Be brutal, be tough. - Donald Trump

He'll be coming back and back and back, like a chronicle rash. - Archie Bunker

What people say behind your back is your standing in the community. - E.W. Howe

Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad. - Donald Trump

Risks must be taken because the greatest hazard in life is to risk nothing. - Leo Buscaglia

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

He writes so well he makes me feel like putting the quill back in the goose. - Fred Allen

Once the toothpaste is out of the tube, it is awfully hard to get it back in. - H.R. Haldeman

Find a place inside where there's joy, and the joy will burn out the pain. - Joseph Campbell

I rented a lottery ticket. I won a million dollars. But I had to give it back. - Steven Wright

This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read. - Winston Churchill

You purchase pain with all that joy can give and die of nothing but a rage to live. - Alexander Pope

Empty pockets never held anyone back. Only empty heads and empty hearts can do that. - Norman Vincent Peale

Look back in forgiveness, forward in hope, down in compassion, and up with gratitude. - Zig Ziglar

The affection you get back from children is sixpence given as change for a sovereign. - Edith Nesbit

Golf is the worst drug in the world. You just keep coming back fro more embarrassment. - Deacon Jones

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. - Erma Bombeck

Do not judge me by my successes, judge me by how many times I fell down and got back up again. - Nelson Mandela

Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on. - Bob Newhart

Step out of the history that is holding you back. Step into the new story you are willing to create. - Oprah Winfrey

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

Learn to close your eyes and trust. Learn to open your heart and love. Learn to take the risk and fly. - Maxime Lagace

Just think how happy you would be if you lost everything you have right now, and then got it back again. - Frances Rodman

It is better to remain silent at the risk of being thought a fool, than to talk and remove all doubt of it. - Maurice Switzer

Pain is neither intolerable nor everlasting... it is in the power of the soul to maintain its own serenity. - Marcus Aurelius

We took pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed.
But we're going back next week. - Groucho Marx

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

I'll sail to Ka-Troo. And bring back an It-Kutch a Preep and a Proo. A Nerkle a Nerd and a Seersucker, too. - Theodor Seuss Geisel

The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it, except they keep coming back. - Will Rogers

I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim


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