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You haven't been called, go back to Univision. - Donald Trump

Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in. - The Godfather Part III

No matter how far you have gone on the wrong road, turn back. - Turkish Proverb

Give a little love to a child, and you get a great deal back. - John Ruskin

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

Television has brought back murder into the home... where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

The pain I feel now is the happiness I had before. That's the deal. - C S Lewis

It is very difficult to give away kindness. It keeps coming back to you. - Unknown

It is better to risk saving a guilty man than to condemn an innocent one. - Voltaire

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker

The only way to find true happiness is to risk being completely cut open. - Chuck Palahniuk

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

You are important enough to ask and you are blessed enough to receive back. - Wayne Dyer

Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour

Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go. - T S Eliot

You care so much you feel as though you will bleed to death with the pain of it. - J K Rowling

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

Home is a place you grow up wanting to leave, and grow old wanting to get back to. - John E Pearce

My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee. - Phyllis Diller

I'm not shy, I'm holding back my awesomeness so I don't intimidate you. - Unknown

Empty pockets never held anyone back. Only empty heads and empty hearts can do that. - Norman Vincent Peale

Look back in forgiveness, forward in hope, down in compassion, and up with gratitude. - Zig Ziglar

If you are not willing to risk the unusual, you will have to settle for the ordinary. - Jim Rohn

When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to your youth... think of algebra. - Will Rogers

When we hold back out of laziness, that is when we tie ourselves into knots of boredom. - Walter Annenberg

It's not that age brings childhood back again. Age merely shows what children we remain. - Goethe

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

Learn to close your eyes and trust. Learn to open your heart and love. Learn to take the risk and fly. - Maxime Lagace

Life must be lived and curiosity kept alive. One must never, for whatever reason, turn his back on life. - Eleanor Roosevelt

People ought to retire at 40 when they feel over-used, and go back to work at 65 when they feel useless. - Carol A O'Marie

People of accomplishment rarely sat back and let things happen to them. They went out and happened to things. - Elinor Smith

If you're riding ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there. - Will Rogers

It's impossible to give without having it come back to you. And it's impossible to keep what you won't give away. - Unknown

The pain started years ago, but I'd lived with it for so long at that point that I'd accepted it as an inevitable part of me. - Ashley Wallis

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

Throw your dream into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back: a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. - Anais Nin

I've never been able to grow an organ back," Lana said. "Last time I tried... Let's just hope you don't end up with whip eyes. - Michael Grant

Mysterious love, uncertain treasure, hast thou more of pain or pleasure! Endless torments dwell about thee: Yet who would live, and live without thee! - Joseph Addison

The biggest risk is not taking any risk. In a world that is changing really quickly, the only strategy that is guaranteed to fail is not taking risks. - Mark Zuckerberg


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