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Those who will not risk cannot win. - John Paul Jones

Pain is temporary; quitting is forever. - Lance Armstrong

My back hurts. I think I over-schlepped. - George Carlin

Pain is inevitable, suffering is optional. - Haruki Murakami

When my father didn't have my hand, he had my back. - Linda Poindexter

Everybody falls, but only winners get back on their feet. - Unknown

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I am not into working out. My philosophy: no pain, no pain. - Carol Leifer

The policy of being too cautious is the greatest risk of all. - Jawaharlal Nehru

When I die, I want to come back as Bobby Layne's chauffeur. - Don Meredith

You can't turn back the clock. But you can wind it up again. - Bonnie Prudden

He could shake your hand and stab you in the back at the same time. - Richard Nixon

I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back. - Richard Lewis

Shared pain is lessened; shared joy, increased - thus do we refute entropy. - Spider Robinson

Any jackass can kick down a barn, but it takes a good carpenter to build one. - Sam Rayburn

Most people would rather be certain they're miserable than risk being happy. - Robert N Anthony

I started the site when I was 19. I didn't know much about business back then. - Mark Zuckerberg

Its the name on the front of the jersey that matters most, not the one on the back. - Joe Paterno

During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk. - Soren Kierkegaard

Play for the name on the front of the shirt and they'll remember the name on the back. - Unknown

I often sit back and think, I wish I'd done that and find out later that I already have. - Richard Harris

He's so generous, he'll go out, get two blowjobs, come back and give you one of them. - Milton Berle

Irish boomerang: It doesn't come back, it just sings sad songs about how much it wants to. - Unknown

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

If life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it. - Unknown

One day someone is going to hug you so tight that all of your broken pieces will stick back together. - Unknown

Learn to close your eyes and trust. Learn to open your heart and love. Learn to take the risk and fly. - Maxime Lagace

A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again. - Enid Bagnold

In conclusion, the arms of others either fall from your back, or they weigh you down, or they bind you fast. - Niccolo Machiavelli

It is every man's obligation to put back into the world at least the equivalent of what he takes out of it. - Albert Einstein

Consuming mushrooms regularly has been associated with decreased risk of breast, stomach and colorectal cancers. - Joel Fuhrman

When one has reached eighty-one, one likes to sit back and let the world turn by itself, without trying to push it. - Sean O'Casey

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. - Mark Twain

Throw your dream into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back: a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. - Anais Nin

Where we always start is: What's the user's itch? What's their pain point that occurs frequently enough to build a habit around? - Nir Eyal

The other day I dreamed that I was at the gates of heaven.
And Saint Peter said, "Go back to Earth. There are no slums up here." - Mother Teresa

When I came back to Dublin, I was courtmartialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan

I've never been able to grow an organ back," Lana said. "Last time I tried... Let's just hope you don't end up with whip eyes. - Michael Grant


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