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The only risk of failure is promotion. - Scott Adams

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

God is a concept by which we measure our pain. - John Lennon

The genie can't be pushed back into the bottle. - David N Leff

Sorrow looks back, Worry looks around, Faith looks up. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

We must embrace pain and burn it as fuel for our journey. - Kenji Miyazawa

You never lose by loving. You always lose by holding back. - Barbara De Angelis

Apparently you're not allowed to lick a toad's back. - Karl Pilkington

When somebody challenges you, fight back. Be brutal, be tough. - Donald Trump

You can't turn back the clock. But you can wind it up again. - Bonnie Prudden

I have wings on the back of my shoulders and I'm ready to fly. - Pamela Laskin

He could shake your hand and stab you in the back at the same time. - Richard Nixon

But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near. - Andrew Marvell

Television has brought back murder into the home... where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

Suicide doesn't end the pain. It just passes it on to someone else. - James Kirkup

He who makes a beast out of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man. - Dr. Seuss

Opera: where a guy gets stabbed in the back, and instead of dying, he sings. - Robert Benchley

Most people would rather be certain they're miserable than risk being happy. - Robert N Anthony

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

Your talent is God's gift to you. What you do with it is your gift back to God. - Leo Buscaglia

Empty pockets never held anyone back. Only empty heads and empty hearts can do that. - Norman Vincent Peale

Confidence is like a dragon where, for every head cut off, two more heads grow back. - Criss Jami

The affection you get back from children is sixpence given as change for a sovereign. - Edith Nesbit

If you are not willing to risk the unusual, you will have to settle for the ordinary. - Jim Rohn

A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen

I often sit back and think, I wish I'd done that and find out later that I already have. - Richard Harris

Freedom, privileges, options, must constantly be exercised, even at the risk of inconvenience. - Jack Vance

If you have zest and enthusiasm, you attract zest and enthusiasm. Life does give back in kind. - Norman Vincent Peale

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns

If life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it. - Unknown

Learn to close your eyes and trust. Learn to open your heart and love. Learn to take the risk and fly. - Maxime Lagace

Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault

Consuming mushrooms regularly has been associated with decreased risk of breast, stomach and colorectal cancers. - Joel Fuhrman

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

We are not held back by the love we didn't receive in the past, but by the love we're not extending in the present. - Marianne Williamson

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Never play with the feelings of others, because you may win the game, but the risk is that you will surely lose the person for life time. - William Shakespeare

I've never been able to grow an organ back," Lana said. "Last time I tried... Let's just hope you don't end up with whip eyes. - Michael Grant

The biggest risk is not taking any risk. In a world that is changing really quickly, the only strategy that is guaranteed to fail is not taking risks. - Mark Zuckerberg


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