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I'll be back. - The Terminator

Pain should not be wasted. - Gerda W Klein

My back hurts. I think I over-schlepped. - George Carlin

Where a man feels pain he lays his hand. - Dutch Proverb

I remixed a remix. It was back to normal. - Mitch Hedberg

You haven't been called, go back to Univision. - Donald Trump

Out for lunch. If not back by five, out for dinner also. - Unknown

To live without risk for me would be tantamount to death. - Jacqueline Cochran

It's the final straw that broke the camel's back. - English Proverb

He who has satisfied his thirst turns his back on the well. - Baltasar Gracian

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back. - Henny Youngman

When I die, I want to come back as Bobby Layne's chauffeur. - Don Meredith

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

One of the greatest pains to human nature is the pain of a new idea. - Walter Bagehot

But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near. - Andrew Marvell

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

You ain't going nowhere, son. You ought to go back to driving a truck. - Jim Denny

It's not who you are that holds you back, It's who you think you're not. - Denis Waitley

Play for the name on the front of the shirt and they'll remember the name on the back. - Unknown

Progress always involves risk; you can't steal second base and keep your foot on first. - Frederick Wilcox

That's what Abel was saying when he got it in the back from his own brother with a cane. - Archie Bunker

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

Send two dozen roses to Room 424 and put "Emily, I love you" on the back of the bill. - Groucho Marx

Will you look back on life and say, 'I wish I had,' or 'I'm glad I did it'? - Zig Ziglar

The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder. - Virginia Woolf

The everyday kindness of the back roads more than makes up for the acts of greed in the headlines. - Charles Kuralt

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

The mission of the artist in an over-technologized society, is to call the old magic back to life. - Tom Robbins

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

Life must be lived and curiosity kept alive. One must never, for whatever reason, turn his back on life. - Eleanor Roosevelt

One of television's great contributions is that it brought murder back into the home, where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

Our memories are card indexes consulted, and then put back in disorder, by authorities whom we do not control. - Cyril Connolly

I'll sail to Ka-Troo. And bring back an It-Kutch a Preep and a Proo. A Nerkle a Nerd and a Seersucker, too. - Theodor Seuss Geisel

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. - Mark Twain

I've learned that you shouldn't go through life with a catcher's mitt on both hands. You need to throw something back. - Maya Angelou

Rather than the strength it takes to not lose, it's the strength to stand back up after a loss that is sometimes more valuable. - Kyo Shirodaira

So many bad things have happened to them that they can't trust the good things. They have to shove them away before someone can get it back. - Wally Lamb

Mysterious love, uncertain treasure, hast thou more of pain or pleasure! Endless torments dwell about thee: Yet who would live, and live without thee! - Joseph Addison

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy


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