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Back since time immamoral. - Archie Bunker

My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown

God is a concept by which we measure our pain. - John Lennon

Humor is the instinct for taking pain playfully. - Max Eastman

You haven't been called, go back to Univision. - Donald Trump

Do you think I could buy back my introduction to you? - Groucho Marx

Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you. - Satchel Paige

Elastic Band: An old rock group that keeps bouncing back - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Apparently you're not allowed to lick a toad's back. - Karl Pilkington

I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back. - Henny Youngman

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

A man who wants to lead the orchestra must turn his back on the crowd. - Max Lucado

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

A philanthropist is a man who gives away what he should be giving back. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is very difficult to give away kindness. It keeps coming back to you. - Unknown

Shared pain is lessened; shared joy, increased - thus do we refute entropy. - Spider Robinson

When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back. - Woody Allen

No pain, no palm; no thorns, no throne; no gall, no glory; no cross, no crown. - William Penn

You cannot build God's reputation if you aren't willing to risk yours. - Mark Batterson

Home is a place you grow up wanting to leave, and grow old wanting to get back to. - John E Pearce

You may dispense with the pleasantries, Commander. I am here to put you back on schedule. - Darth Vader

Our eyes are placed in front because it is more important to look ahead than to look back. - Unknown

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

Most of American life is driving somewhere and then driving back wondering why the hell you went. - John Updike

Years ago, I predicted that Iran would take over Iraq. Iran and Iraq used to fight back and forth. - Donald Trump

Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on. - Bob Newhart

It is always the case that when the Christian looks back, he is looking at the forgiveness of sins. - Karl Barth

Music was my refuge. I could crawl into the space between the notes and curl my back to loneliness. - Maya Angelou

In helping others, we shall help ourselves, for whatever good we give out completes the circle and comes back to us. - Flora Edwards

There is a destiny which makes us brothers. The good that we send into the lives of others, comes back into our own. - Edwin Markham

I was working on the proof of one of my poems all the morning, and took out a comma. In the afternoon I put it back again. - Oscar Wilde

Life is inherently risky. There is only one big risk you should avoid at all costs, and that is the risk of doing nothing. - Denis Waitley

When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

In order to have great happiness you have to have great pain and unhappiness - otherwise how would you know when you're happy? - Leslie Caron

Do something everyday that you don't want to do. This is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain. - Mark Twain

Living in the past is a dull and lonely business; looking back strains the neck muscles, causes you to bump into people not going your way. - Edna Ferber

Life is always walking up to us and saying, "Come on in, the living's fine," and what do we do? Back off and take its picture. - Russell Baker

Perhaps someday I'll crawl back home, beaten, defeated. But not as long as I can make stories out of my heartbreak, beauty out of sorrow. - Sylvia Plath

Mysterious love, uncertain treasure, hast thou more of pain or pleasure! Endless torments dwell about thee: Yet who would live, and live without thee! - Joseph Addison


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