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The pain passes, but the beauty remains. - Pierre-August Renoir

To look back is to relax one's vigil. - Bette Davis

Quinctilius Varus, give me back my legions. - Augustus

Don't risk more than you can afford to lose. - Joe Segal

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I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near. - Andrew Marvell

A philanthropist is a man who gives away what he should be giving back. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

You ain't going nowhere, son. You ought to go back to driving a truck. - Jim Denny

When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back. - Woody Allen

I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport. - Henny Youngman

You cannot build God's reputation if you aren't willing to risk yours. - Mark Batterson

You care so much you feel as though you will bleed to death with the pain of it. - J K Rowling

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

I started the site when I was 19. I didn't know much about business back then. - Mark Zuckerberg

You purchase pain with all that joy can give and die of nothing but a rage to live. - Alexander Pope

A mind that is stretched by new experiences can never go back to its old dimensions. - Oliver W. Holmes Jr.

Look back in forgiveness, forward in hope, down in compassion, and up with gratitude. - Zig Ziglar

When you can tell the story and it doesn't bring up any pain, you known it is healed. - Lyanla Vanzant

Play for the name on the front of the shirt and they'll remember the name on the back. - Unknown

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things. - Robert Brault

Twists are wonderful for whittling your waist, stretching your back, and detoxifying the body. - Mandy Ingber

Send two dozen roses to Room 424 and put "Emily, I love you" on the back of the bill. - Groucho Marx

Isn't it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look back, everything is different. - C S Lewis

The problem with being Irish is having 'Riverdance' on your back. It's a burden at times. - Roddy Doyle

New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive. - Jay Leno

Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending. - Carl Bard

If you're riding ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there. - Will Rogers

The more pain that's referenced or implied, the deeper the laugh can be because the laughter heals the pain. - Mimi Kennedy

If you're going to be able to look back on something and laugh about it, you might as well laugh about it now. - Marie Osmond

Love, like democracy, can survive almost any attack - except neglect, indifference and maybe an arrow in the back. - Unknown

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown

Say what you will about the ten commandments, you must always come back to the pleasant fact that there are only ten of them. - H L Mencken

Where we always start is: What's the user's itch? What's their pain point that occurs frequently enough to build a habit around? - Nir Eyal

When I came back to Dublin, I was courtmartialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan

I've never been able to grow an organ back," Lana said. "Last time I tried... Let's just hope you don't end up with whip eyes. - Michael Grant


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