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Pain will leave you, when you let go. - Jeremy Aldana

Lend a horse, and you may have back his skin. - English Proverb

God is a concept by which we measure our pain. - John Lennon

Do you think I could buy back my introduction to you? - Groucho Marx

Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you. - Satchel Paige

We must embrace pain and burn it as fuel for our journey. - Kenji Miyazawa

I do not pray for a lighter load, but for a stronger back. - Philip Brookes

You never lose by loving. You always lose by holding back. - Barbara De Angelis

No matter how far you have gone on the wrong road, turn back. - Turkish Proverb

Give a little love to a child, and you get a great deal back. - John Ruskin

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near. - Andrew Marvell

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money. - Will Rogers

It is very difficult to give away kindness. It keeps coming back to you. - Unknown

I liked being a teenager, but I would not go back for all the tea in China. - Rob Lowe

Any jackass can kick down a barn, but it takes a good carpenter to build one. - Sam Rayburn

This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read. - Winston Churchill

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown

What's the point of going out, we're just going to end up back here anyway. - Homer Simpson

Look back in forgiveness, forward in hope, down in compassion, and up with gratitude. - Zig Ziglar

In bed, I'm totally impudent... (later) I got the feeling my prudence is coming back. - Archie Bunker

You may dispense with the pleasantries, Commander. I am here to put you back on schedule. - Darth Vader

I often sit back and think, I wish I'd done that and find out later that I already have. - Richard Harris

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on. - Bob Newhart

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

A good use for me is to let me go away with my sewing machine and come back with some really new stuff. - Betsey Johnson

Pain is neither intolerable nor everlasting... it is in the power of the soul to maintain its own serenity. - Marcus Aurelius

Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault

God, who foresaw your tribulation, has specially armed you to go through it, not without pain but without stain. - C S Lewis

Everything has been said before, but since nobody listens we have to keep going back and beginning all over again. - Andre Gide

Just like a shoe, if someone is meant for you, they will fit just perfectly. No forcing, no struggling, and no pain. - Unknown

The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it, except they keep coming back. - Will Rogers

Risk is not just part of life. It is life. The place between your comfort zone and your dream is where life takes place. - Nick Vujicic

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown

Trying to predict the future is like trying to drive down a country road at night with no lights while looking out the back window. - Peter F Drucker

You do what you can for as long as you can, and when you finally can't you do the next best thing. You back up, but you don't give up. - Chuck Yeager

I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim

It is perfectly monstrous the way people go about nowadays saying things against one, behind one's back, that are absolutely and entirely true. - Oscar Wilde

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy


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