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Tests of love always end badly. - Melanie Thernstrom

The giving of love is an education in itself. - Eleanor Roosevelt

My life feels like a test I didn't study for. - Unknown

Often the test of courage is not to die, but to live. - Conte Vittorio Afieri

Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko

Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus

The true test of leadership is how well you function in a crisis. - Brian Tracy

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

An inventor is simply a fellow who doesn't take his education too seriously. - Charles F. Kettering

We can know only that we know nothing. And that is the highest degree of human wisdom. - Leo Tolstov

Education is simply the soul of a society as it passes from one generation to another. - G K Chesterton

In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then He made school boards. - Mark Twain

I study myself more than any other subject. That is my metaphysics, that is my physics, - Michel de Montaigne

Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer. - Donald Trump

The cost of praising someone is nil - but every psychological study shows the payoff is huge. - Harvey Mackay

You can't study comedy; it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an attitude. - Don Rickles

The real test of your character is your treatment of those who can be of no possible service to you. - Unknown

I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. - John Adams

This is the first test of a gentleman: his respect for those who can be of no possible value to him. - William Lyon Phelps

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

I speak to everyone in the same way, whether he is the garbage man or the president of the university. - Albert Einstein

The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump

A university is an institution that has two thousand seats in the classrooms and eighty thousand in the stadium. - Unknown

The most important thing we learn at school is the fact that the most important things can't be learned at school. - Haruki Murakami

Everywhere I go I'm asked if I think the university stifles writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them. - Flannery O'Connor

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

Abundance and vigor of automatic movements are desirable, and even a considerable degree of restlessness is a good sign in young children. - G Stanley Hall

I tell them that if they will occupy themselves with the study of mathematics they will find it the best remedy against the lusts of the flesh. - Thomas Mann

Historically the family has played the primary role in educating children for life, with the school providing supplemental scaffolding to the family. - Stephen Covey

In Russia we only had two TV channels. Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two consisted of a KGB officer telling you: Turn back at once to Channel One. - Yakov Smirnoff

The difference between school and life? In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you're given a test that teaches you a lesson. - Tom Bodett

I make two movies a year to take care of the butcher and the baker and the school fees. Then I try to write, but it's not that easy. Acting is what's easy. - David Niven

The Olympic movement simply cannot allow the Russians to become estranged, because Russia is a vital part of the world sports community, in the sense of having nuclear missiles. - Dave Barry

I used to collect hockey cards. It was like Vegas at my school. You'd go to school with your box of cards, and at recess and lunchtime there were all these games we'd play. - Steve Nash

Until justice is blind to color, until education is unaware of race, until opportunity is unconcerned with the color of men's skins, emancipation will be a proclamation but not a fact. - Lyndon B. Johnson

In this knowledge-worker age, it's now increasingly tied to doing well in school so you can get into better grad schools so you can get better jobs - so the pressure to do well is really high. - Stephen Covey


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