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Higher education in Russia

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University degree granted to a Politburo member in 1925

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Education is the apprenticeship of life. - Robert Willmott

I go to school the youth to learn the future. - Robert Frost

Truth is simple, requiring neither study nor art. - Ammian

A child educated only at school is an uneducated child. - George Santayana

All women are crazy, it's only a question of degree. - WC Fields

I'll take a drug test, if you'll take an IQ test. - Fritz Hollings

The whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into windows. - Sydney J. Harris

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

Education is the process of casting false pearls before real swine. - Irwin Edman

Test yourself with the impossible, and you will know your capability. - Unknown

I had an Irish Catholic education. Horrible nuns, vindictive and cruel. - John Lydon

To acquire knowledge one must study. To acquire wisdom one must observe. - Marilyn Vos Savant

University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small. - Henry Kissinger

Ability is commonly found to consist mainly in a high degree of solemnity. - Ambrose Bierce

In America you can always find a party. In Russia the party always finds you. - Yakov Smirnoff

The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart. - Robert Ingersoll

You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test. - George W. Bush

Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first and the lesson after. - Vernon S Law

There's a good reason why nobody studies history. It just teaches you too much. - Noam Chomsky

We can know only that we know nothing. And that is the highest degree of human wisdom. - Leo Tolstov

Education is when you read the fine print. Experience is what you get if you don't. - Pete Seeger

Great literature is simply language charged with meaning to the utmost possible degree. - Ezra Pound

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

Education doesn't change life much. It just lifts trouble to a higher plane of regard. - Robert Frost

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

University: 1. A college with a stadium seating more than sixty thousand; 2. A mental institution. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is a fine thing to have ability, but the ability to discover ability in others is the true test. - Elbert Hubbard

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

Men are able to trust one another, knowing the exact degree of dishonesty they are entitled to expect. - Stephen Leacock

To avoid an occasion for our virtues is a worse degree of failure than to push forward pluckily and make a fall. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Let early education be a sort of amusement; you will then better be able to find out the natural bent of the child. - Plato

Many people are surprised to hear that we have comedians in Russia, but they are there. They are dead, but they are there. - Yakov Smirnoff

Higher education is booming in the United Sates; the Gross National Mind is mounting along with the Gross National Product. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught. - Oscar Wilde

The test of a preacher is that his congregation goes away saying, not, 'What a lovely sermon!' but, 'I will do something!' - Billy Graham

The test of our progress is not whether we add more to the abundance of those who have much, it is whether we provide enough for those who have little. - Franklin D Roosevelt

To resist the frigidity of old age, one must combine the body, the mind, and the heart. And to keep these in parallel vigor one must exercise, study, and love. - Alan Bleasdale

Know thyself. A maxim as pernicious as it is ugly. Whoever studies himself arrests his own development. A caterpillar who seeks to know himself would never become a butterfly. - Andre Gide

When Satan tempts a person, it is a solicitation to disobedience. When acted upon, it brings harm. When God tests a person, it is a solicitation to obedience. When acted upon, it brings blessings. - Tony Cooke


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