Russian Graduate

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Only time will tell if we stand the test of time. - Van Halen

Russia is a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma. - Winston Churchill

Good manners will open doors that the best education cannot. - Clarence Thomas

A college education shows a man how little other people know. - T.C. Hailburton

Dublin University contains the cream of Ireland - rich and thick. - Samuel Beckett

Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty. - Mark Twain

Your best self shows up only when you are put to an impossible test. - Unknown

Education's purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one. - Malcolm Forbes

I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school. - Adlai Stevenson

Success can test one's mettle as surely as the strongest adversary. - Unknown

I had an Irish Catholic education. Horrible nuns, vindictive and cruel. - John Lydon

University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small. - Henry Kissinger

The degree of civilization in a society is revealed by entering its prisons. - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

High school is a lot like toilet paper: you only miss it when it's gone. - Unknown

Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first and the lesson after. - Vernon S Law

Education is when you read the fine print. Experience is what you get if you don't. - Pete Seeger

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

The Iron Curtain may be a thing of the past, but Mother Russia is as mysterious as ever. - Robert Gottlieb

The searching-out and thorough investigation of truth ought to be the primary study of man. - Cicero

Without education, we are in a horrible and deadly danger of taking educated people seriously. - G K Chesterton

If you want to test your memory, try to recall what you were worrying about one year ago today. - E. Joseph Cossman

If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society. - Jaden Smith

Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology. - Clive James

The real test of your character is your treatment of those who can be of no possible service to you. - Unknown

I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. - John Adams

New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive. - Jay Leno

If we are made of atoms, then a scientist studying atoms is actually a group of atoms studying themselves. - Unknown

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

We study the glory of God, and the honour and liberty of parliament, for which we fight, without seeking our own interests. - Oliver Cromwell

Lost wealth may be replaced by industry; lost knowledge by study; lost health by temperance or medicine; but lost time is gone forever. - Samuel Smiles

Never look down to test the ground before taking your next step; only he who keeps his eye fixed on the far horizon will find his right road. - Dag Hammarskjold

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

You need the kind of objectivity that makes you forget everything you've heard, clear the table, and do a factual study like a scientist would. - Steve Wozniak

Historically the family has played the primary role in educating children for life, with the school providing supplemental scaffolding to the family. - Stephen Covey

In Russia we only had two TV channels. Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two consisted of a KGB officer telling you: Turn back at once to Channel One. - Yakov Smirnoff

The difference between school and life? In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you're given a test that teaches you a lesson. - Tom Bodett

If you want to succeed, worry less about what college you get into and more about doing your homework, taking care of your chores and being nice to other people. - Jay Mathews

Your education experience, talent intelligence, and financial situations don't matter. The important thing is the direction in which you focus your unique, powerful, creative mind. - Marc Allen