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Russian Graduate

Higher education in Russia

Russian Graduate thanks to Tanya Kozlov

University degree granted to a Politburo member in 1925

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Adversity tests a man's true character. - Unknown

I graduated first in my class from alibi school. - Jeffrey McDaniel

Education costs money. But then so does ignorance. - Claus Moser

Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko

I'll take a drug test, if you'll take an IQ test. - Fritz Hollings

Russia is a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma. - Winston Churchill

I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. - Mark Twain

A college education shows a man how little other people know. - T.C. Hailburton

Dublin University contains the cream of Ireland - rich and thick. - Samuel Beckett

Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty. - Mark Twain

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

Your best self shows up only when you are put to an impossible test. - Unknown

Education is what survives when what has been learnt has been forgotten. - B.F. Skinner

A pretty good test of a man's religion is how it affects his pocketbook. - Francis James Grimke

In America you can always find a party. In Russia the party always finds you. - Yakov Smirnoff

We look harder for flaws in a study when we don't agree with its conclusions. - Sharon Begley

Descartes commanded the future from his study more than Napoleon from the throne. - Oliver Holmes

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. - Woody Allen

Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first and the lesson after. - Vernon Law

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer. - Donald Trump

The cost of praising someone is nil - but every psychological study shows the payoff is huge. - Harvey Mackay

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

He who devotes 16 hours a day to hard study may become as wise at 60 as he thought himself at 20. - Mary Wilson Little

Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or your self-confidence. - Robert Frost

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson

It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows. - Henry L. Doherty

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final - I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. - Woody Allen

You need the kind of objectivity that makes you forget everything you've heard, clear the table, and do a factual study like a scientist would. - Steve Wozniak

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele

Blind faith, no matter how passionately expressed, will not suffice. Science for its part will test relentlessly every assumption about the human condition. - E.O. Wilson

My mother was the most beautiful woman I ever saw. All I am I owe to my mother. I attribute my success in life to the moral, intellectual and physical education I received from her. - George Washington

A motorcycle functions entirely in accordance with the laws of reason, and a study of the art of motorcycle maintenance is really a miniature study of the art of rationality itself. - Robert M. Pirsig

President Obama smoked so much pot in college he never learned to spell. Which is why he's confusing the word "ruining" the country with "running" the country. - Kilburn Hall

Until justice is blind to color, until education is unaware of race, until opportunity is unconcerned with the color of men's skins, emancipation will be a proclamation but not a fact. - Lyndon B. Johnson

The University of Nebraska says that elderly people that drink beer or wine at least four times a week have the highest bone density. They need it - they're the ones falling down the most. - Jay Leno

I should sooner live in a society governed by the first two thousand names in the Boston telephone directory than in a society governed by the two thousand faculty members of Harvard University. - William F Buckley

I think education is power. I think education is power. I think that being able to communicate with people is power. One of my main goals on the planet is to encourage people to empower themselves. - Oprah Winfrey


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