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Sail Flight

Playing yacht-sea with a strong wind

Sail Flight thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Racing in the America's Cup international sailing yacht competition

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There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb

My drinking team has a sailing problem. - Unknown

Where there is a sea there are pirates. - Greek Proverb

I'm what you call a Depression sailor. - Ernest Borgnine

Yacht: a floating box you throw money into. - Unknown

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. - George Burns

Anyone can steer the ship when the sea is calm. - Publilius Syrus

A lot of people attack the sea. I make love to it. - Jacques Cousteau

I had to sink my yacht to make the guests go home. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Wind to a sailor is what money is to life on shore. - Sterling Hayden

Trade unions are islands of anarchy in a sea of chaos. - Aneurin Bevan

It is sweet to view the sea when standing on the shore. - Archippus

The best thing I know between France and England is the sea. - Douglas Jerrold

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

They who dive in the sea of affliction, bring up rare pearls. - Charles H. Spurgeon

I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship. - Louisa May Alcott

The magic of Hawaii comes from the stillness, the sea, the stars. - Joanne Harris

Grandma, thank you for being my anchor in this stormy sea of life. - Unknown

To reach a port, we must sail - Sail, not tie at anchor - Sail, not drift. - Franklin Roosevelt

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi

The ship is safest when it is in port, but that's not what ships were built for. - Paulo Coelho

She would stay there, flying across the sea like a mermaid with wings, until the end. - Natalia Marx

My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea. - Henny Youngman

The Ancient Mariner would not have taken so well if it had been called The Old Sailor. - Samuel Butler

Neither should a ship rely on one small anchor, nor should life rest on a single hope. - Epictetus

They are all discoverers that think there is no land, when they can see nothing but sea. - Francis Bacon

All great calamities on land and sea have been traced to inspectors who did not inspect. - Kin Hubbard

If the highest aim of a captain were to preserve his ship, he would keep it in port forever. - Thomas Aquinas

We are imprisoned in the realm of life, like a sailor on his tiny boat, on an infinite ocean. - Anna Freud

Grief can be a burden, but also an anchor. You get used to the weight, how it holds you in place. - Sarah Dessen

How do we persevere when we're adrift at sea, severed from wherever or whomever is our 'home'? - Lois Anderson

Love one another, but make not a bond of love. Let it rather be a moving sea between the shores of your souls. - Kahlil Gibran

A father is neither an anchor to hold us back nor a sail to take us there, but a guiding light whose love shows us the way. - Unknown

Sometimes you can get so busy trying to be everyone else's anchor that you don't even realize you are actually drowning. - Unknown

My bounty is as boundless as the sea,
My love as deep; the more I give to thee,
The more I have, for both are infinite. - William Shakespeare

The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden

Be as beneficent as the sun or the sea, but if your rights as a rational being are trenched on, die on the first inch of your territory. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

When defeat comes, accept it as a signal that your plans are not sound, rebuild those plans, and set sail once more toward your coveted goal. - Napoleon Hill

Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor


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