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Sail Flight

Playing yacht-sea with a strong wind

Sail Flight thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Racing in the America's Cup international sailing yacht competition

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There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb

A smooth sea never made a skilled sailor. - English Proverb

I'm what you call a Depression sailor. - Ernest Borgnine

Yacht: a floating box you throw money into. - Unknown

Anyone can steer the ship when the sea is calm. - Publilius Syrus

One can give advice comfortably from a safe port. - Johann Von Schiller

A book must be the ax for the frozen sea within us. - Franz Kafka

Wind to a sailor is what money is to life on shore. - Sterling Hayden

Who is staring at the sea is already sailing a little. - Paul Carvel

You can't cross the sea merely by staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore

The best thing I know between France and England is the sea. - Douglas Jerrold

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears or the sea. - Isak Dinesen

I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship. - Louisa May Alcott

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

To reach a port, we must sail - Sail, not tie at anchor - Sail, not drift. - Franklin Roosevelt

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

If a man does not know what port he is steering for, no wind is favorable to him. - Seneca

She would stay there, flying across the sea like a mermaid with wings, until the end. - Natalia Marx

My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea. - Henny Youngman

The Ancient Mariner would not have taken so well if it had been called The Old Sailor. - Samuel Butler

They are all discoverers that think there is no land, when they can see nothing but sea. - Francis Bacon

Hope is the anchor of the soul, the stimulus to action, and the incentive to achievement. - Unknown

I could never learn to like her, except on a raft at sea with no other provisions in sight. - Mark Twain

If the highest aim of a captain were to preserve his ship, he would keep it in port forever. - Thomas Aquinas

Language is our meeting place, the sea we live in... it is the common ground of our humanity. - Toby Wolfe

Ideals are like the stars: we never reach them, but like the mariners of the sea, we chart our course by them. - Carl Schurz

Love one another, but make not a bond of love. Let it rather be a moving sea between the shores of your souls. - Kahlil Gibran

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

A father is neither an anchor to hold us back nor a sail to take us there, but a guiding light whose love shows us the way. - Unknown

The Duchess smashed the bottle against the bow and amid the applause of the crowd she slid on her greasy bottom into the sea. - Unknown

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

Sometimes you can get so busy trying to be everyone else's anchor that you don't even realize you are actually drowning. - Unknown

Canceled checks will be to future historians and cultural anthropologists what the Dead Sea Scrolls and hieroglyphics are to us. - Brent Staples

God moves in a mysterious way
His wonders to perform;
He plants His footsteps in the sea
And rides upon the storm. - William Cowper

He who loves practice without theory is like the sailor who boards ship without a rudder and compass and never knows where he may cast. - Leonardo da Vinci

Be as beneficent as the sun or the sea, but if your rights as a rational being are trenched on, die on the first inch of your territory. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison

When defeat comes, accept it as a signal that your plans are not sound, rebuild those plans, and set sail once more toward your coveted goal. - Napoleon Hill


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