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Moose are the squirrels of Alaska. - Tim Moon

Kissing don't last; cookery do! - George Meredith

A correct answer is like an affectionate kiss. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Chirpes: A canarial disease from kissing a canary. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

That isn't the plural of moose. It's moosi. - Mikey Way

Walk as if you are kissing the Earth with your feet. - Thich Nhat Hanh

A compliment is something like a kiss through a veil. - Victor Hugo

Australian Kiss: Same as French Kiss, only down under - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing. - Jonathan Swift

A kiss is a rosy dot over the "i" of loving. - Cyrano de Bergerac

I wasn't kissing her, I was whispering in her mouth. - Chico Marx

A kiss makes the heart young again and wipes out the years. - Rupert Brooke

Now a soft kiss; Aye, by that kiss, I vow an endless bliss. - John Keats

Pound for pound, the moose is the leanest ruminant on earth. - Daniel M Ortberg

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

He is a fool that kisseth the maid when he may kiss the mistress. - English Proverb

Mick Jagger could French-kiss a moose. He has child-bearing lips. - Joan Rivers

I'm as strong as a bull moose and you can use me to the limit. - Theodore Roosevelt

We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine. - Eduardo Galeano

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson

When women kiss it always reminds one of prize fighters shaking hands. - H L Mencken

Advice is like kissing: it costs nothing and is a pleasant thing to do. - H.W. Shaw

Always kiss your children goodnight - even if they're already asleep. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

Let me be an ocean and let me kiss you as many times as the ocean kisses the shore. - Debasish Mridha

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

It was the kind of kiss that made me know that I was never so happy in my whole life. - Stephen Chbosky

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman

Moose: An animal that has a head and horns on one end and a living room wall on the other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

How to stop time: kiss.
How to travel in time: read.
How to escape time: music. - Unknown

The sound of a kiss is not so loud as that of a cannon, but its echo lasts a great deal longer. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing your grandmother with her teeth out. - George Brett

I pranced around the room like a blind moose, but what I lacked in grace I made up for in effort. - Kiera Cass

Fang and I are always fighting. When we get up in the morning, we don't kiss; we touch gloves. - Phyllis Diller

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

I'd kiss a frog even if there was no promise of a Prince Charming popping out of it. I love frogs. - Cameron Diaz

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul. - Marilyn Monroe

When discovered by his wife, kissing the maid, Groucho said, "I was just whispering in her mouth". - Groucho Marx

Sometimes an alien would stand with a moose, not because of solidarity, but because of accidentally doing it. - Tao Lin

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. - Albert Einstein

The happiness of life is made up of the little charities of a kiss or smile, a kind look, a heartfelt compliment. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

I know runners who have suffered a tick bite and ended up with Lyme disease. I'll take an angry moose any day. - Don Kardong

Kissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to 'prove their love' like a moose needs a hat rack. - Abigail VanBuren

It is the passion that is in a kiss that gives to it its sweetness; it is the affection in a kiss that sanctifies it. - Christian Nestell Bovee

Kissing a man with a beard is a lot like going to a picnic. You don't mind going through a little bush to get there! - Minnie Pearl

The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe

Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old. - Bill Bryson

Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth. - Rolf Peterson

Assmosis: The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss rather than working hard. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When my time on Earth is gone and my activities here are past, I want that they should bury me upside down so my critics can kiss my ass. - Bobby Knight


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