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Saudi Paddleboarders

Paddleboarding at the Burj Al Arab Jumeirah in Dubai

Saudi Paddleboarders thanks to Barry McCartney

Pier Paddle - paddle boarding sheiks

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If in doubt, paddle out. - Nat Young

You get a canoe later and I'll paddle you. - Groucho Marx

Love many, trust few, and always paddle your own canoe. - American Proverb

I love hiking, paddle boarding and listening to the Veronicas. - Bindi Irwin

If you want to change the world, find someone to help you paddle. - William H. McRaven

I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it. - Spike Milligan

I live in California, so I do stand-up paddle board, which is a killer workout. - Ashley Wagner

Saudi Arabia makes a billion dollars a day, okay? They make a billion dollars a day. - Donald Trump

It's a culmination of your life of surfing when you turn and paddle in at Mavericks. - Jeff Clark

We go by the lighthouse; paddle out. After we got out, we paddled way down to get the biggest peak. - George Downing

You don't paddle against the current, you paddle with it. And if you get good at it, you throw away the oars. - Kris Kristofferson

I want to try doing sportier things, kite surfing and paddle surfing - I think it would give me that extra confidence. - Vanessa Hudgens

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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