QuotaBillsI'm a fat anorexic. - Kiri Te Kanawa
Laughter is by definition healthy. - Doris Lessing
Mine is the least fat diet in the world. - Pierre Dukan
Recipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown
Smoking cures weight problems... eventually. - Steven Wright
Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you. - Joan Rivers
I'm just one stomach flu away from my goal weight. - The Devil Wears Prada
I don't trust any diet that doesn't allow sugar. - Bethenny Frankel
Love is or it ain't. Thin love ain't love at all. - Toni Morrison
The first couple of days on the detox diet aren't pleasant. - Carol Vorderman
I don't so much mind being old, as I mind being fat and old. - Peter Gabriel
Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise. - Benjamin Franklin
Never let success get to your head. Never let failure get to your health. - Unknown
There is nothing more beautiful in this world than a healthy, wise old man. - Lin Yutang
One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett
Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham
The majority of my diet is made up of the foods that my kid didn't finish. - Carrie Underwood
I am on a ketos diet so I avoid sugar, dairy products, wheat, grain or pulses. - Puneet Issar
Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar
Who ever hears of fat men heading a riot, or herding together in turbulent mobs? - Washington Irving
The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child
"The Hunchback Of Notre Dame" had the big fat English actor, Charles Lawson. - Archie Bunker
Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis
A recipe is only a theme, which an intelligent cook can play each time with a variation. - Madame Benoit
Coaching doesn't make sick people well - it helps healthy people become extra-ordinary. - Thomas Leonard
Life, if you're fat, is a minefield - you have to pick your way, otherwise you blow up. - Miriam Margolyes
I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis
I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown
I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall
Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said, "Cigarettes contain fat." - Dave Barry
If I go on a diet and work out, I'm always in a bad mood. I'd rather be a little heavier but nice. - Salma Hayek
Baloney is the unvarnished lie laid on so thick you hate it. Blarney is flattery laid on so thin you love it. - Fulton J Sheen
When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham
America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown
Dieting is not a sprint, it's a marathon. If you celebrate the small victories, you will eventually win the war. - Ian K Smith
Every time you use the word 'healthy,' you lose. The key is to make yummy, delicious food that happens to be healthy. - Marcus Samuelsson
It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing. - Norman Cousins
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. - Mark Twain
I'm off the diet, but not the treadmill. I speak as someone who's attempted to lose weight and get fit thrice before in my life. - Ronnie Screwvala
Fishing Journal: An imaginative work of sub-literature in which the angler records the weight, length, and species of fish he didn't catch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com