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Diet plans that almost work

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The healthy die first. - Italian Proverb

Fat: Energy gone to waist - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

The first wealth is health. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The greatest wealth is health. - Virgil

A fat purse never lacks friends. - Unknown

Laughter is by definition healthy. - Doris Lessing

Happiness is health and a short memory. - Unknown

Milk without fat is like nonalcoholic Scotch. - Andy Rooney

Tears at times have all the weight of speech. - Ovid

The wish for healing has always been half of health. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Leave off all thin potations and addict thyself to sack. - William Shakespeare

Information is pretty thin stuff unless mixed with experience. - Clarence Day

I don't so much mind being old, as I mind being fat and old. - Peter Gabriel

I don't diet, I just don't eat as much as I'd like to. - Linda Evangelista

'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'. - Dave Barry

Early to rise and early to bed makes a male healthy and wealthy and dead. - James Thurber

One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett

When healthy competition prevails - you come out to play and you play to win. - Lorii Myers

A rich rogue is like a fat hog, who never does good 'til as dead as a log. - Benjamin Franklin

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 60. - Jack Nicholson

We don't get fat because we overeat; we overeat because we're getting fat. - Gary Taubes

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

Cheerfulness is the best promoter of health and is as friendly to the mind as to the body. - Joseph Addison

The shovels haven't arrived, and until they do, you'll have to lean on each other. - Unknown

Life, if you're fat, is a minefield - you have to pick your way, otherwise you blow up. - Miriam Margolyes

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

Iceomaniac: One who has to go out of their way to step on thin ice to hear a satisfying crunching sound - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Reading a good book in silence is like eating chocolate for the rest of your life and never getting fat. - Becca Fitzpatrick

I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child

No matter what the recipe, any baker can do wonders in the kitchen with some good ingredients and an upbeat attitude. - Buddy Valastro

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

Every time you use the word 'healthy,' you lose. The key is to make yummy, delicious food that happens to be healthy. - Marcus Samuelsson

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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