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Willie Nelson revives hit song 'On The Road Again'

Scooter Music thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Music on the go - for professional traveling performers

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Go where the guitar takes you. - Unknown

Where words fail, music speaks. - Hans Christian Anderson

Music is the poetry of the air. - Jean Paul Richter

Music is an outburst of the soul. - Frederick Delius

I just go where the guitar takes me. - Angus Young

Music hath charms to soothe the savage beast. - James Bramston

My dad's Irish music was such a huge influence. - Dido Armstrong

Music, when soft voices die, vibrates in the memory. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Making music should not be left to the professionals. - Michelle Shocked

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture. - Steve Martin

The music is all around us. All you have to do is listen. - August Rush

The music is not in the notes, but in the silence between. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

After Rossini dies, who will there be to promote his music? - Richard Wagner

We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams. - Arthur O'Shaughnessy

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain. - Bob Marley

Music is the mediator between the spiritual and the sensual life. - Ludwig van Beethoven

If you play acoustic guitar you're the depressed, sensitive guy. - Elliott Smith

Music is the tool to express life - and all that makes a difference. - Herbie Hancock

Music is what tells us that the human race is greater than we realize. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Music is enough for a lifetime, but a lifetime is not enough for music. - Sergei Rachmaninoff

If the music is loud enough I won't be able to listen to my own thoughts. - Nic Sheff

Music sounds different to the one who plays it. It is the musician's curse. - Patrick Rothfuss

The trouble with dancing naked is that not everything stops when the music does. - Unknown

If you look deep enough you will see music; the heart of nature being everywhere music. - Thomas Carlyle

If you were music, I would listen to you ceaselessly, and my low spirits would brighten up. - Anna Akhmatova

Music is an agreeable harmony for the honor of God and the permissible delights of the soul. - Johann Sebastian Bach

Music has healing power. It has the ability to take people out of themselves for a few hours. - Elton John

Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

By the time I taught myself the bass guitar at the age of 14, my hands were already pretty nimble. - John Entwistle

I never practice my guitar... from time to time I just open the case and throw in a piece of raw meat. - Wes Montgomery

Boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other. - Jack Handey

In a weird kind of way, music has afforded me an idealism and perfectionism that I could never attain as me. - Billy Corgan

What sounds to you like a big load of trashy noise... is in fact... the brilliant music of a genius... myself. - Iggy Pop

Music is by far the most wonderful method we have to remind us each day of the power of personal accomplishment. - Chris S Salazar

There is music in the air, music all around us; the world is full of it, and you simply take as much as you require. - Edward Elgar

If I had my life to live over again, I would have made a rule to read some poetry and listen to some music at least once every week. - Charles Darwin

Musical innovation is full of danger to the State, for when modes of music change, the fundamental laws of the State always change with them. - Plato

The music that really turns me on is either running toward God or away from God. Both recognize the pivot, that God is at the center of the jaunt. - Bono


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