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Scooter Music

Willie Nelson revives hit song 'On The Road Again'

Scooter Music thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Music on the go - for professional traveling performers

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Keep calm and play guitar. - Unknown

Love is a friendship set to music. - Joseph Campbell

I just go where the guitar takes me. - Angus Young

Music describes what words can't. - Unknown

Extraordinary how potent cheap music is. - Noel Coward

Music is the universal language of mankind. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Guitar players never listen to lead singers. - Steven Tyler

I hate music - especially when it's played. - Jimmy Durante

Music isn't for the eyes - it's for the ears. - Adele

Life exists for the love of music or beautiful things. - G K Chesterton

Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end. - Igor Stravinsky

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture. - Steve Martin

Music - what a powerful instrument, what a mighty weapon! - Maria Augusta von Trapp

Music melts all the separate parts of our bodies together. - Anais Nin

Music is my mistress, and she plays second fiddle to no one. - Duke Ellington

Music can name the unnameable and communicate the unknowable. - Leonard Bernstein

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

The sweetest music in the world to every person is his own name. - Unknown

Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune. - Kin Hubbard

There are two kinds of music, the good and bad. I play the good kind. - Louis Armstrong

People are like music. Some speak the truth, and others are just noise. - Bill Murray

Music is enough for a lifetime, but a lifetime is not enough for music. - Sergei Rachmaninoff

The power of music feels like taking a a nice brake from this busy world. - Millie DeWitt

All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff. - Frank Zappa

Music has charms to sooth a savage breast, to soften rocks, or bend a knotted oak. - William Congreve

I think my music is like anchovies - some people like it, some people get nauseous. - Barry Manilow

Film is one of the three universal languages, the other two: mathematics and music. - Frank Capra

The greatest pleasure of writing is not what it's about, but the music the words make. - Truman Capote

How is it that music can, without words, evoke our laughter, our fears, our highest aspirations? - Jane Swan

If one plays good music, people don't listen and if one plays bad music people don't talk. - Oscar Wilde

By the time I taught myself the bass guitar at the age of 14, my hands were already pretty nimble. - John Entwistle

Boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other. - Jack Handey

Music is by far the most wonderful method we have to remind us each day of the power of personal accomplishment. - Chris S Salazar

Melody is the essence of music. I compare a good melodist to a fine racer, and counterpoints to hack post-horses. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

This will be our reply to violence: to make music more intensely, more beautifully, more devotedly than ever before. - Leonard Bernstein

Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid. - Frank Zappa

Music drives you. It wakes you up, it gets you pumping. And, at the end of the day, the correct tune will chill you down. - Dimebag Darrell

Everything in me feels fluttering and free, like I could take off from the ground at any second. Music, I think, makes me feel like music. - Lauren Oliver

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt

I've seen whales calving in the waters off Maui, and I've watched my children being born. But music is the most beautiful thing of all. - Steven Tyler


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