QuotaBillsI hid myself in food. - Gordon Ramsay
Zombies hate fast food. - Unknown
Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer
Food is the most primitive form of comfort. - Sheila Graham
Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson
There ain't no such thing as wrong food. - Sean Stewart
Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz
You don't need a silver fork to eat good food. - Paul Prudhomme
Chocolate is more than a food, but less than a drug. - R J Huxtable
Fancy Restaurant: One that serves cold soup on purpose - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If I have one addiction in life, it's probably food. - Liam Hemsworth
I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright
The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb
I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell
I won't be impressed with technology until I can download food. - Unknown
Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller
Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine
The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken. - Maya Angelou
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown
I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan
People want honest, flavourful food, not some show-off meal that takes days to prepare. - Ted Allen
The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin
Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food. - Jimmy Fallon
Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme
The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor
Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz
If we're not willing to settle for junk living, we certainly shouldn't settle for junk food. - Sally Edwards
Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain
Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah
Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi
I went to a fancy French restaurant called "Deja Vu." The headwaiter said, "Don't I know you?" - Steven Wright
If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor
If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt
Israel is still the only country in the world against which there is a written document to the effect that it must disappear. - Menachem Begin
Every time you use the word 'healthy,' you lose. The key is to make yummy, delicious food that happens to be healthy. - Marcus Samuelsson
Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields
Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton
One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli
Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com