#1 humor site on the 'net

Sea Sand Art

Which sea do you see down by the seashore?

Sea Sand Art thanks to Wayne Nowazek

3D artistic sand masterpiece on the seashore

QuotaBills
Where there is a sea there are pirates. - Greek Proverb

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

A roof stretching over the Atlantic Ocean. - Ernest Bevin

Write injuries in sand, kindness in marble. - French Proverb

Quicksand: Beach where motor races are held - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. - George Burns

Ampersand: Sand you won't find at a beach - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Anyone can steer the ship when the sea is calm. - Publilius Syrus

It is sweet to view the sea when standing on the shore. - Archippus

What a morning - fresh as if issued to children on a beach. - Virginia Woolf

Love: An ocean of emotions surrounded entirely by expenses. - Thomas R Dewar

Lines of gulls standing on glassy blue patches of wet sand. - Cathleen Schine

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

They who dive in the sea of affliction, bring up rare pearls. - Charles H Spurgeon

I might survive a few days at sea. Probably not as long as Pi. - Suraj Sharma

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

She's a skeleton in the sand right now. She comes and she goes. - Annalies Corbin

The landlocked sea is Greek or Roman, the boundless sea is Portuguese. - Fernando Pessoa

The biggest sin in the world would be if I lost my love for the ocean. - Laird Hamilton

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

Let me be an ocean and let me kiss you as many times as the ocean kisses the shore. - Debasish Mridha

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali

The ocean, the desert, and the jungle are the last strongholds and resorts of peace. - P C Wren

She would stay there, flying across the sea like a mermaid with wings, until the end. - Natalia Marx

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

I could never learn to like her, except on a raft at sea with no other provisions in sight. - Mark Twain

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

Writing criticism is to writing fiction and poetry as hugging the shore is to sailing in the open sea. - John Updike

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

Sponges grow in the ocean. That just kills me. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that didn't happen. - Steven Wright

I was the equivalent of a 98 pound weakling. I would go to the beach and people would throw copies of Byron in my face! - Robin Williams

The Duchess smashed the bottle against the bow and amid the applause of the crowd she slid on her greasy bottom into the sea. - Unknown

We ourselves feel that what we are doing is just a drop in the ocean. But the ocean would be less because of the missing drop. - Mother Teresa

A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election. - Bill Vaughan

My bounty is as boundless as the sea,
My love as deep; the more I give to thee,
The more I have, for both are infinite. - William Shakespeare

Boat Anchor: 1. Thrown out when you need it, and taken in when you don't; 2. An old computer so useless that it needs to go to sea. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Be as beneficent as the sun or the sea, but if your rights as a rational being are trenched on, die on the first inch of your territory. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen


Michael Phelps - In The Beginning

Italian Chef Memorial

Baby iMac

Guard Roos

Come And Go Door Mat

Redneck Farmer

McDonalds in South America

Stealth Snake

Camouflage Pro

Beard Fashion

Playground Drivers

In Step Horse

Finger Olympics

Cow Licks

Dog Distress

Mate Attraction

Dark Room

Lineup For Dinner

Redneck Furnace

Traffic Sign Art

A Dog's Worst Nightmare

Garage Door Art

Kellogg's Fire

Teenage Independence