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Sea Sand Art

Which sea do you see down by the seashore?

Sea Sand Art thanks to Wayne Nowazek

3D artistic sand masterpiece on the seashore

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Where there is a sea there are pirates. - Greek Proverb

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

A smooth sea never made a skilled sailor. - English Proverb

Write injuries in sand, kindness in marble. - French Proverb

Quicksand: Beach where motor races are held - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. - George Burns

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

Anyone can steer the ship when the sea is calm. - Publilius Syrus

A lot of people attack the sea. I make love to it. - Jacques Cousteau

It is sweet to view the sea when standing on the shore. - Archippus

Lines of gulls standing on glassy blue patches of wet sand. - Cathleen Schine

Mother is the home we come from. She is nature, soil, ocean. - Erich Fromm

I might survive a few days at sea. Probably not as long as Pi. - Suraj Sharma

The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears or the sea. - Isak Dinesen

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

If you don't become the ocean you'll be seasick every day. - Leonard Cohen

Some people could look at a mud puddle and see an ocean with ships. - Zora N Hurston

The biggest sin in the world would be if I lost my love for the ocean. - Laird Hamilton

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Politicians who complain about the media are like sailors who complain about the sea. - Enoch Powell

I could never learn to like her, except on a raft at sea with no other provisions in sight. - Mark Twain

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

No one would have ever crossed the ocean if they could have gotten off the ship in the storm. - Charles F. Ketterling

Nothing is built on stone; all is built on sand, but we must build as if the sand were stone. - Jorge Luis Borges

When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually. - Steven Wright

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

Ideals are like the stars: we never reach them, but like the mariners of the sea, we chart our course by them. - Carl Schurz

Love one another, but make not a bond of love. Let it rather be a moving sea between the shores of your souls. - Kahlil Gibran

Sponges grow in the ocean. That just kills me. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that didn't happen. - Steven Wright

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election. - Bill Vaughan

You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is like an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty. - Mohandas Gandhi

Be as beneficent as the sun or the sea, but if your rights as a rational being are trenched on, die on the first inch of your territory. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen


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