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Sea Sand Art

Which sea do you see down by the seashore?

Sea Sand Art thanks to Wayne Nowazek

3D artistic sand masterpiece on the seashore

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Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

A roof stretching over the Atlantic Ocean. - Ernest Bevin

Write injuries in sand, kindness in marble. - French Proverb

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. - George Burns

Trade unions are islands of anarchy in a sea of chaos. - Aneurin Bevan

Who is staring at the sea is already sailing a little. - Paul Carvel

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

What a morning - fresh as if issued to children on a beach. - Virginia Woolf

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

The best thing I know between France and England is the sea. - Douglas Jerrold

Mother is the home we come from. She is nature, soil, ocean. - Erich Fromm

I might survive a few days at sea. Probably not as long as Pi. - Suraj Sharma

The magic of Hawaii comes from the stillness, the sea, the stars. - Joanne Harris

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If you don't become the ocean you'll be seasick every day. - Leonard Cohen

The landlocked sea is Greek or Roman, the boundless sea is Portuguese. - Fernando Pessoa

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

Insults should be written in sand, compliments should be carved in stone. - Arab Proverb

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali

If I swim in the ocean, I have a shark thought. Not a bad one, but just a little one. - Tea Leoni

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

I could never learn to like her, except on a raft at sea with no other provisions in sight. - Mark Twain

We are imprisoned in the realm of life, like a sailor on his tiny boat, on an infinite ocean. - Anna Freud

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

Ideals are like the stars: we never reach them, but like the mariners of the sea, we chart our course by them. - Carl Schurz

Love one another, but make not a bond of love. Let it rather be a moving sea between the shores of your souls. - Kahlil Gibran

I don't trust the ocean, either; it would kill me as soon as not. It doesn't mean I'm afraid of it. - Maggie Stiefvater

If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there'd be a shortage of sand. - Milton Friedman

My life amounts to no more than one drop in a limitless ocean. Yet what is any ocean, but a multitude of drops? - David Mitchell

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

I was the equivalent of a 98 pound weakling. I would go to the beach and people would throw copies of Byron in my face! - Robin Williams

A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election. - Bill Vaughan

Canceled checks will be to future historians and cultural anthropologists what the Dead Sea Scrolls and hieroglyphics are to us. - Brent Staples

One cannot collect all the beautiful shells on the beach. One can collect only a few, and they are more beautiful if they are few. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden

A mere 40 years ago, beach volleyball was just beginning. No bureaucrat would have invented it, and that's what freedom is all about. - Newt Gingrich

Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa


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