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Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover! - Homer Simpson

He is my secret. My beautiful little secret. - Unknown

Protect your enthusiasm from the negativity of others. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

The secret of politics? Make a good treaty with Russia. - Otto von Bismarck

The imagination is the secret and marrow of civilization. - Henry Ward Beecher

The secret of success is making your vocation your vacation. - Mark Twain

There is no security in this life. There is only opportunity. - Douglas MacAurthur

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. - Albert Einstein

Hard work has made it easy. That is my secret. That is why I win. - Nadia Comaneci

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

If you want to keep a secret you must also hide it from yourself. - George Orwell

In everything the ends well defined are the secret of durable success. - Victor Cousins

The secret to happiness is to face the fact that the world is horrible. - Bertrand Russell

All journeys have secret destinations of which the traveler is unaware. - Martin Buber

Everyone has three lives: a public life; a private life; and a secret life. - Unknown

The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven. - Mark Twain

He prefers the security of known misery to the misery of unfamiliar insecurity. - Sheldon B. Kopp

A memorandum isn't written to inform the receiver, but to protect the writer. - Dean Acheson

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. - Lucille Ball

Age does not protect you from love. But love, to some extent, protects you from age. - Jeanne Moreau

Many a secret that cannot be pried out by curiosity can be drawn out by indifference. - Sydney J. Harris

Zest is the secret of all beauty. There is no beauty that is attractive without zest. - Christian Dior

Young man, the secret of my success is that at an early age I discovered I was not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

Of all the tasks of government, the most basic is to protect its citizens from violence. - John Foster Dulles

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success. - Swami Sivananda

The game is played not to protect the rules; rather, the rules are made to protect the game. - Ravi Zacharias

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made. - Groucho Marx

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

The secret of being happy is accepting where you are in life and making the most out of every day. - Unknown

There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it? - Kin Hubbard

Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere. - Colin Baker

Relying on the government to protect your privacy is like asking a peeping tom to install your window blinds. - John P Barlow

The purpose of whistleblowing is to expose secret and wrongful acts by those in power in order to enable reform. - Glenn Greenwald

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

As an experienced artist, I carry my work like a secret pregnancy. I am always aware of inner life and the need to protect it. - Julia Cameron

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

If we could read the secret history of our enemies, we should find in each man's life sorrow and suffering enough to disarm any hostility. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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