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The best beauty secret is sunblock. - Christie Brinkley

Karma yoga is a supreme secret indeed. - Bhagavad Gita

If you've got a talent, protect it. - Jim Carrey

The secret of praying is praying in secret. - Leonard Ravenhill

The secret to having it all is loving it all. - Joyce Brothers

The secret of success is consistency of purpose. - Benjamin Disraeli

Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead. - Ben Franklin

The secret of being a bore is to tell everything. - Voltaire

The secret of being tiresome is to tell everything. - Voltaire

A woman can keep one secret - the secret of her age. - Voltaire

The secret to having it all is knowing you already do. - Unknown

Protect your enthusiasm from the negativity of others. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

What you do in secret is on Public Display before God. - Jim Hughes

The secret of politics? Make a good treaty with Russia. - Otto von Bismarck

The secret to a happy marriage? Do what your wife tells you. - Denzel Washington

The secret of my success was clean living and a fast outfield. - Lefty Gomez

The secret of your success is determined by your daily agenda. - John C Maxwell

If you want to keep a secret you must also hide it from yourself. - George Orwell

To tend, unfailingly, unflinchingly, towards a goal, is the secret of success. - Anna Pavlova

The secret of achievement is to hold a picture of a successful outcome in the mind. - Thoreau

The secret of political bargaining is to look more strong than what you really are. - Subhash Bose

More history is made by secret handshakes than by battles, bills, and proclamations. - John Barth

The secret of a happy life is to know when to stop and then go that little bit further. - Unknown

A man's own good breeding is the best security against other people's ill manners. - Lord Chesterfield

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty. - Christopher D Morley

The secret of managing is to keep the guys who hate you away from the guys who are undecided. - Casey Stengel

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes

With a secret like that, at some point the secret itself becomes irrelevant. The fact that you kept it does not. - Sara Gruen

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

If you can't even acknowledge that you have to fix social security, that's not a very good starting point. - Rob Portman

People confuse amassing money with security, but it is not so. What a pity to confuse real security with making money. - Billy Graham

Anyone who practices can obtain success in yoga but not one who is lazy. Constant practice alone is the secret of success. - Svatmarama

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible. - George Burns

As an experienced artist, I carry my work like a secret pregnancy. I am always aware of inner life and the need to protect it. - Julia Cameron

My best security is within the munitions of an immutable Jehovah, where His unalterable promises stand like giant walls of rock. - Charles H Spurgeon

Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden

I make no secret of the fact that I would rather lie on a sofa than sweep beneath it. But you have to be efficient if you’re going to be lazy. - Shirley Conran

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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