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The secret of success is sincerity. - Jean Giraudoux

Patience is the secret to good food. - Gail Simmons

Karma yoga is a supreme secret indeed. - Bhagavad Gita

The secret of getting things done is to act! - Dante Alighieri

The secret of being tiresome is to tell everything. - Voltaire

A woman can keep one secret - the secret of her age. - Voltaire

The secret to having it all is knowing you already do. - Unknown

Look on every exit as being an entrance somewhere else. - Tom Stoppard

The secret of your future is hidden in your daily routine. - Mike Murdock

A woman's best protection is a little money of her own. - Clare B Luce

The secret to a happy marriage? Do what your wife tells you. - Denzel Washington

There is no security in this life. There is only opportunity. - Douglas MacAurthur

The secret of success is to do common things uncommonly well. - John D. Rockefeller

Before anything else, getting ready is the secret of success. - Henry Ford

A neurosis is a secret you don't know you're keeping. - Kenneth Tynan

To follow, without halt, one aim: There's the secret of success. - Anna Pavlova

In everything the ends well defined are the secret of durable success. - Victor Cousins

The secret to happiness is to face the fact that the world is horrible. - Bertrand Russell

All journeys have secret destinations of which the traveler is unaware. - Martin Buber

Tell your friend a lie. If he keeps it secret, then tell him the truth. - Portuguese Proverb

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith

To tend, unfailingly, unflinchingly, towards a goal, is the secret of success. - Anna Pavlova

Idealism, alas, does not protect one from ignorance, dogmatism, and foolishness. - Sidney Hook

The secret of achievement is to hold a picture of a successful outcome in the mind. - Thoreau

Many a secret that cannot be pried out by curiosity can be drawn out by indifference. - Sydney J. Harris

One secret of success in life is for a man to be ready for his opportunity when it comes. - Benjamin Disraeli

In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty. - Christopher D Morley

The secret of managing is to keep the guys who hate you away from the guys who are undecided. - Casey Stengel

The secret of managing is to keep the 5 guys who hate you away from the 5 guys who are undecided. - Casey Stengel

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

The whole secret of a successful life is to find out what it is one's destiny to do, and then do it. - Henry Ford

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes

When we checked with the title insurance company, they said we had ... a complete right to that entrance and exit. - Donald Trump

If you can't even acknowledge that you have to fix social security, that's not a very good starting point. - Rob Portman

Enthusiasm is the best protection in any situation. Wholeheartedness is contagious. Give yourself if you wish to get others. - David Seabury

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible. - George Burns

The secret of contentment is knowing how to enjoy what you have, and to be able to lose all desire for things beyond your reach. - Lin Yutang

You will never change your life until you change something you do daily. The secret of your success is found in your daily routine. - John C Maxwell

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

I make no secret of the fact that I would rather lie on a sofa than sweep beneath it. But you have to be efficient if you’re going to be lazy. - Shirley Conran


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