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Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover! - Homer Simpson

Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: eat out. - Phyllis Diller

Have great, secret, big, fat hopes for yourself. - Gloria Vanderbilt

The secret of success is consistency of purpose. - Benjamin Disraeli

Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead. - Ben Franklin

The secret of being tiresome is to tell everything. - Voltaire

A woman can keep one secret - the secret of her age. - Voltaire

No one gossips about other people's secret virtues. - Bertrand Russell

The secret to a happy marriage? Do what your wife tells you. - Denzel Washington

The secret of success is to do common things uncommonly well. - John D. Rockefeller

The secret of success is to make your vocation your vacation. - Mark Twain

The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley

Before anything else, getting ready is the secret of success. - Henry Ford

A neurosis is a secret you don't know you're keeping. - Kenneth Tynan

The secret to life is meaningless unless you discover it yourself. - W Somerset Maugham

I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick

To tend, unfailingly, unflinchingly, towards a goal, is the secret of success. - Anna Pavlova

The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven. - Mark Twain

The hardest part about a Zombie Apocalypse will be pretending I'm not excited. - Unknown

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

The secret of happiness is not doing what one likes, but liking what one has to do. - James M. Burrie

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. - Lucille Ball

When we panic, we instinctively turn to our own internal resources because we doubt Him. - Charles R. Swindoll

Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head. - Ambrose Bierce

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made. - Groucho Marx

The secret of managing is to keep the guys who hate you away from the guys who are undecided. - Casey Stengel

The true secret of happiness lies in taking a genuine interest in all the details of daily life. - William Morris

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

The whole secret of a successful life is to find out what it is one's destiny to do, and then do it. - Henry Ford

There is as much ingenuity in making an felicitous application of an passage as in being the author of it. - St. Evremond

Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere. - Colin Baker

No matter what the recipe, any baker can do wonders in the kitchen with some good ingredients and an upbeat attitude. - Buddy Valastro

Very few of these panic-mongers have any personal knowledge of the countries that are already under blackshirt government. - Lord Rothermere

In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt

The secret of contentment is knowing how to enjoy what you have, and to be able to lose all desire for things beyond your reach. - Lin Yutang

Whenever I have a spare second, I'm in the kitchen whipping up a batch of cookies. I make a mean batch of chocolate chippers. - Karlie Kloss

The secret of many a man's success in the world resides in his insight into the moods of men and his tact in dealing with them. - J.G. Holland

You will never change your life until you change something you do daily. The secret of your success is found in your daily routine. - John C Maxwell

I make no secret of the fact that I would rather lie on a sofa than sweep beneath it. But you have to be efficient if you’re going to be lazy. - Shirley Conran

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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