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Zombies hate fast food. - Unknown

Keep a clean kitchen - dine out. - Unknown

Zombies eat brains. You're safe. - Unknown

The secret to having it all is loving it all. - Joyce Brothers

The secret of being boring is to say everything. - Voltaire

The secret to having it all is knowing you already do. - Unknown

What you do in secret is on Public Display before God. - Jim Hughes

No one gossips about other people's secret virtues. - Bertrand Russell

The secret of politics? Make a good treaty with Russia. - Otto von Bismarck

The secret of your future is hidden in your daily routine. - Mike Murdock

The secret of success is to do common things uncommonly well. - John D Rockefeller

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. - Albert Einstein

The secret of success is to make your vocation your vacation. - Mark Twain

A neurosis is a secret you don't know you're keeping. - Kenneth Tynan

Panic at the thought of doing a thing is a challenge to do it. - Henry S. Haskins

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

The secret of my success was clean living and a fast outfield. - Lefty Gomez

The secret of your success is determined by your daily agenda. - John C Maxwell

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

The secret to true happiness is low expectations and insensitivity. - Olivia Goldsmith

The secret of happiness is freedom; the secret of freedom is courage. - Carrie Jones

In everything the ends well defined are the secret of durable success. - Victor Cousins

The secret to happiness is to face the fact that the world is horrible. - Bertrand Russell

I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick

I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright

We dance in a circle and suppose, while the secret sits in the middle and knows. - Robert Frost

The hardest part about a Zombie Apocalypse will be pretending I'm not excited. - Unknown

The secret of political bargaining is to look more strong than what you really are. - Subhash Bose

I'd be a terrible secret agent. I can't keep a secret, and I'm not sneaky. - Katherine Heigl

Young man, the secret of my success is that at an early age I discovered I was not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

Ladies and gentlemen are permitted to have friends in the kennel but not in the kitchen. - George Bernard Shaw

In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty. - Christopher D Morley

The secret of managing is to keep the guys who hate you away from the guys who are undecided. - Casey Stengel

The whole secret of a successful life is to find out what it is one's destiny to do, and then do it. - Henry Ford

In the words of Harry S. Truman, "If it's too hot in the kitchen, stay away from the cook." - Archie Bunker

The secret of genius is to carry the spirit of the child into old age, which means never losing your enthusiasm. - Aldous Huxley

Anyone who practices can obtain success in yoga but not one who is lazy. Constant practice alone is the secret of success. - Svatmarama

As an experienced artist, I carry my work like a secret pregnancy. I am always aware of inner life and the need to protect it. - Julia Cameron

The greatest sweetener of human life is Friendship. To raise this to the highest pitch of enjoyment, is a secret which but few discover. - Joseph Addison

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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