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The secret of life is in art. - Oscar Wilde

The best beauty secret is sunblock. - Christie Brinkley

He is my secret. My beautiful little secret. - Unknown

Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: eat out. - Phyllis Diller

The secret to having it all is knowing you already do. - Unknown

He who would eat in Spain must bring his kitchen along. - German saying

If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen. - Harry S Truman

The imagination is the secret and marrow of civilization. - Henry Ward Beecher

The secret of success is to do common things uncommonly well. - John D Rockefeller

A neurosis is a secret you don't know you're keeping. - Kenneth Tynan

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

The secret of your success is determined by your daily agenda. - John C Maxwell

Hard work has made it easy. That is my secret. That is why I win. - Nadia Comaneci

If you would keep your secret from an enemy, tell it not to a friend. - Benjamin Franklin

The secret to happiness is to face the fact that the world is horrible. - Bertrand Russell

All journeys have secret destinations of which the traveler is unaware. - Martin Buber

Tell your friend a lie. If he keeps it secret, then tell him the truth. - Portuguese Proverb

To tend, unfailingly, unflinchingly, towards a goal, is the secret of success. - Anna Pavlova

I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright

More history is made by secret handshakes than by battles, bills, and proclamations. - John Barth

I can see you in the kitchen bending over a hot stove, and I can't see the stove. - Groucho Marx

Zest is the secret of all beauty. There is no beauty that is attractive without zest. - Christian Dior

When we panic, we instinctively turn to our own internal resources because we doubt Him. - Charles R. Swindoll

Offer them what they secretly want, and they of course immediately become panic-stricken. - Jack Kerouac

In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty. - Christopher D Morley

Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success. - Swami Sivananda

My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves. - Rodney Dangerfield

The true secret of happiness lies in taking a genuine interest in all the details of daily life. - William Morris

The secret of managing is to keep the 5 guys who hate you away from the 5 guys who are undecided. - Casey Stengel

The zombies were like Canadians, in that they looked enough like real people at first, to fool you. - Kelly Link

Music is the language of the spirit. It opens the secret of life bringing peace, abolishing strife. - Kahlil Gibran

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

In the words of Harry S. Truman, "If it's too hot in the kitchen, stay away from the cook." - Archie Bunker

All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one. - Homer Simpson

What is a family except memories? Haphazard and precious as the contents of a catchall drawer in the kitchen. - Joyce C Oates

The secret of the demagogue is to make himself as stupid as his audience so they believe they are clever as he. - Karl Kraus

The purpose of whistleblowing is to expose secret and wrongful acts by those in power in order to enable reform. - Glenn Greenwald

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible. - George Burns

I make no secret of the fact that I would rather lie on a sofa than sweep beneath it. But you have to be efficient if you’re going to be lazy. - Shirley Conran


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