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Secret Revealed

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Secret Revealed thanks to Keith Blake

Bats are the only mammals naturally capable of sustained flight

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A full mind is an empty baseball bat. - Branch Rickey

The secret of getting things done is to act! - Dante Alighieri

Sports do not build character; they reveal it. - John Wooden

Have great, secret, big, fat hopes for yourself. - Gloria Vanderbilt

The secret of success is consistency of purpose. - Benjamin Disraeli

The secret of being boring is to say everything. - Voltaire

The secret of being a bore is to tell everything. - Voltaire

Listening is the secret to discover great stories. - Fyrefly London

The secret of being tiresome is to tell everything. - Voltaire

A woman can keep one secret - the secret of her age. - Voltaire

Believing in yourself is the first secret to success. - Unknown

No one gossips about other people's secret virtues. - Bertrand Russell

Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals. - Charles Baudelaire

The secret of happiness is to find a congenial monotony. - V S Pritchett

The secret of success is making your vocation your vacation. - Mark Twain

The secret of success is to make your vocation your vacation. - Mark Twain

Hard work has made it easy. That is my secret. That is why I win. - Nadia Comaneci

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

The secret of success is to be ready when your opportunity comes. - Benjamin Disraeli

If you would keep your secret from an enemy, tell it not to a friend. - Benjamin Franklin

All journeys have secret destinations of which the traveler is unaware. - Martin Buber

Moments of their secret life together burst like stars upon his memory. - James Joyce

The most important thing about batting is getting the bat to hit the ball. - Michael Holding

The secret of having a personal life is not answering too many questions about it. - Joan Collins

The secret of political bargaining is to look more strong than what you really are. - Subhash Bose

More history is made by secret handshakes than by battles, bills, and proclamations. - John Barth

Many a secret that cannot be pried out by curiosity can be drawn out by indifference. - Sydney J. Harris

Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success. - Swami Sivananda

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made. - Groucho Marx

The secret of managing is to keep the 5 guys who hate you away from the 5 guys who are undecided. - Casey Stengel

I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots. - Ozzy Osbourne

It has been the cross which has revealed to good men that their goodness has not been good enough. - Richard J Neuhaus

There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it? - Kin Hubbard

Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere. - Colin Baker

The secret of the demagogue is to make himself as stupid as his audience so they believe they are clever as he. - Karl Kraus

With a secret like that, at some point the secret itself becomes irrelevant. The fact that you kept it does not. - Sara Gruen

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

Anyone who practices can obtain success in yoga but not one who is lazy. Constant practice alone is the secret of success. - Svatmarama

As an experienced artist, I carry my work like a secret pregnancy. I am always aware of inner life and the need to protect it. - Julia Cameron

I make no secret of the fact that I would rather lie on a sofa than sweep beneath it. But you have to be efficient if you’re going to be lazy. - Shirley Conran


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