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Secret Revealed

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Secret Revealed thanks to Keith Blake

Bats are the only mammals naturally capable of sustained flight

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Europe: Next one to bat. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The secret of life is in art. - Oscar Wilde

The secret to humor is surprise. - Aristotle

The secret of success is sincerity. - Jean Giraudoux

Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover! - Homer Simpson

He is my secret. My beautiful little secret. - Unknown

The secret to having it all is loving it all. - Joyce Brothers

There are no secrets that time does not reveal. - Jean Racine

Have great, secret, big, fat hopes for yourself. - Gloria Vanderbilt

The secret of being boring is to say everything. - Voltaire

Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead. - Ben Franklin

Listening is the secret to discover great stories. - Fyrefly London

A woman can keep one secret - the secret of her age. - Voltaire

In our leisure we reveal what kind of people we are. - Ovid

The secret to having it all is knowing you already do. - Unknown

What you do in secret is on Public Display before God. - Jim Hughes

The secret of politics? Make a good treaty with Russia. - Otto von Bismarck

The secret of happiness is to find a congenial monotony. - V S Pritchett

If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer. - Rob Cordry

The secret of success is to make your vocation your vacation. - Mark Twain

Before anything else, getting ready is the secret of success. - Henry Ford

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

Everyone has three lives: a public life; a private life; and a secret life. - Unknown

The secret of happiness is not doing what one likes, but liking what one has to do. - James M. Burrie

The secret of achievement is to hold a picture of a successful outcome in the mind. - Thoreau

I'd be a terrible secret agent. I can't keep a secret, and I'm not sneaky. - Katherine Heigl

The secret of success is to go from mistake to mistake without losing your enthusiasm. - Unknown

Young man, the secret of my success is that at an early age I discovered I was not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

I'm a Victoria's Secret model. It's such a secret, not even Victoria knows. - Unknown

Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success. - Swami Sivananda

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made. - Groucho Marx

If you reveal your secrets to the wind, don't blame the wind for revealing them to the trees. - Kahlil Gibran

The secret of being happy is accepting where you are in life and making the most out of every day. - Unknown

It has been the cross which has revealed to good men that their goodness has not been good enough. - Richard J Neuhaus

Although he tortures the English language, he has not yet succeeded in forcing it to reveal its meaning. - J B Morton

Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere. - Colin Baker

The secret of genius is to carry the spirit of the child into old age, which means never losing your enthusiasm. - Aldous Huxley

The purpose of whistleblowing is to expose secret and wrongful acts by those in power in order to enable reform. - Glenn Greenwald

The secret of joy in work is contained in one word - excellence. To know how to do something well is to enjoy it. - Pearl S Buck

The secret of my success? It is simple. It is found in the Bible, 'In all thy ways acknowledge Him and He shall direct thy paths.' - George Washington Carver


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