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Secret Revealed

Note To Self: Bat Cave Ahead

Secret Revealed thanks to Keith Blake

Bats are the only mammals naturally capable of sustained flight

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The best beauty secret is sunblock. - Christie Brinkley

A full mind is an empty baseball bat. - Branch Rickey

Karma yoga is a supreme secret indeed. - Bhagavad Gita

Self-trust is the first secret of success. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Sports do not build character; they reveal it. - Unknown

The secret of success is consistency of purpose. - Benjamin Disraeli

The secret of being boring is to say everything. - Voltaire

Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead. - Ben Franklin

The secret of being a bore is to tell everything. - Voltaire

A woman can keep one secret - the secret of her age. - Voltaire

The secret to having it all is knowing you already do. - Unknown

The secret of politics? Make a good treaty with Russia. - Otto von Bismarck

The imagination is the secret and marrow of civilization. - Henry Ward Beecher

The secret of your future is hidden in your daily routine. - Mike Murdock

The secret to a happy marriage? Do what your wife tells you. - Denzel Washington

The secret of success is to do common things uncommonly well. - John D. Rockefeller

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. - Albert Einstein

Before anything else, getting ready is the secret of success. - Henry Ford

A neurosis is a secret you don't know you're keeping. - Kenneth Tynan

Hard work has made it easy. That is my secret. That is why I win. - Nadia Comaneci

The secret to life is meaningless unless you discover it yourself. - W Somerset Maugham

Always be yourself! Unless you can be Batman, then always be Batman. - Unknown

In everything the ends well defined are the secret of durable success. - Victor Cousins

The most important thing about batting is getting the bat to hit the ball. - Michael Holding

At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi. At last we will have revenge. - Darth Maul

The degree of civilization in a society is revealed by entering its prisons. - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven. - Mark Twain

The secret of happiness is not doing what one likes, but liking what one has to do. - James M. Burrie

The secret of achievement is to hold a picture of a successful outcome in the mind. - Thoreau

Zest is the secret of all beauty. There is no beauty that is attractive without zest. - Christian Dior

Young man, the secret of my success is that at an early age I discovered I was not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

The true secret of happiness lies in taking a genuine interest in all the details of daily life. - William Morris

I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots. - Ozzy Osbourne

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible. - George Burns

The secret of contentment is knowing how to enjoy what you have, and to be able to lose all desire for things beyond your reach. - Lin Yutang

You will never change your life until you change something you do daily. The secret of your success is found in your daily routine. - John C Maxwell

The greatest sweetener of human life is Friendship. To raise this to the highest pitch of enjoyment, is a secret which but few discover. - Joseph Addison

I make no secret of the fact that I would rather lie on a sofa than sweep beneath it. But you have to be efficient if you’re going to be lazy. - Shirley Conran

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


Target Entry

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Florida Sewer Rat

Crane Drop

Special Touch

Muscle Control

Selfie Stuck

Organic Compromise

Crab Collection

Basketball Car

Apathy Mountain

Ready To Leave

Portable Samurai

CPU Marshmallows

Hokey Pokey Clinic

Brazil Banisters

VW Treehouse

Crocodile Fall

Hoodie Onesy

BUSker

Monsoon TV

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