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Secret Revealed thanks to Keith Blake

Bats are the only mammals naturally capable of sustained flight

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The secret of life is in art. - Oscar Wilde

A full mind is an empty baseball bat. - Branch Rickey

Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover! - Homer Simpson

The secret of getting things done is to act! - Dante Alighieri

There are no secrets that time does not reveal. - Jean Racine

Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead. - Ben Franklin

Adopt the pace of nature. Her secret is patience. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The secret of being a bore is to tell everything. - Voltaire

Listening is the secret to discover great stories. - Fyrefly London

Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals. - Charles Baudelaire

The secret of happiness is to find a congenial monotony. - V S Pritchett

The secret of your future is hidden in your daily routine. - Mike Murdock

The secret of my success is a two-word answer: Know people. - Harvey S Firestone

The secret of success is to do common things uncommonly well. - John D Rockefeller

The secret of my success was clean living and a fast outfield. - Lefty Gomez

The secret of happiness is freedom; the secret of freedom is courage. - Carrie Jones

Tell your friend a lie. If he keeps it secret, then tell him the truth. - Portuguese Proverb

The most important thing about batting is getting the bat to hit the ball. - Michael Holding

At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi. At last we will have revenge. - Darth Maul

Everyone has three lives: a public life; a private life; and a secret life. - Unknown

The degree of civilization in a society is revealed by entering its prisons. - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

Most of us can keep a secret. It's the people we tell it to who can't. - Unknown

We dance in a circle and suppose, while the secret sits in the middle and knows. - Robert Frost

Many a secret that cannot be pried out by curiosity can be drawn out by indifference. - Sydney J. Harris

I'd be a terrible secret agent. I can't keep a secret, and I'm not sneaky. - Katherine Heigl

In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty. - Christopher D Morley

Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success. - Swami Sivananda

Statistics are like bikinis. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital. - Aaron Levenstein

I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots. - Ozzy Osbourne

It has been the cross which has revealed to good men that their goodness has not been good enough. - Richard J Neuhaus

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

The greatest good you can do for another is not just to share your riches, but to reveal to him his own. - Benjamin Disraeli

There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it? - Kin Hubbard

The secret of genius is to carry the spirit of the child into old age, which means never losing your enthusiasm. - Aldous Huxley

With a secret like that, at some point the secret itself becomes irrelevant. The fact that you kept it does not. - Sara Gruen

The secret of joy in work is contained in one word - excellence. To know how to do something well is to enjoy it. - Pearl S Buck

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

It was revealed in a government survey published today that the Prime Minister is doing the work of two men, Laurel and Hardy. - Ronnie Corbett

How much more grand is the work of our Heavenly Father as he pulls together all the varied strands of life to reveal his grand design? - Ravi Zacharias

If we could read the secret history of our enemies, we should find in each man's life sorrow and suffering enough to disarm any hostility. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow


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