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Puns are a form of humor with words. - Guillermo C. Infante

Adversity tests a man's true character. - Unknown

Character is much easier kept than recovered. - Thomas Paine

Someday each of us will be famous for 15 minutes. - Andy Warhol

Habits form character, and character forms destiny. - James Allen

Appropriate rules cultivate a disciplined character. - Bill Welker

The essential thing is not knowledge, but character. - Joseph Le Conte

I might not be famous one day. But I'd still be happy. - Salma Hayek

Do what you know and perception is converted into character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Unto ourselves our own life is necessary, unto others our character. - St. Augustine

'If only' are the famous last words of those who weren't. - Unknown

A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. - Doug Larson

Character may almost be called the most effective means of persuasion. - Aristotle

Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. - Homer Simpson

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Celebrity was a long time in coming; it will go away. Everything goes away. - Carol Burnett

Martyrdom is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability. - George Bernard Shaw

Fame is only good for one thing - they will cash your check in a small town. - Truman Capote

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

Making mistakes reveals human nature. How one deals with them reveals character. - Unknown

You can only go as high on the leadership ladder as your character will allow you. - John C Maxwell

We all lose our looks eventually, better develop your character and interest in life. - Jacqueline Bisset

Change is an easy panacea. It takes character to stay in one place and be happy there. - Elizabeth Clarke Dunn

Of puns it has been said that they who most dislike them are least able to utter them. - Edgar Allan Poe

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

People hate me because I am a multifaceted, talented, wealthy, internationally famous genius. - Jerry Lewis

Any disaster you can survive is an improvement in your character, your stature, and your life. - Joseph Campbell

Great acting is being able to create a character. Great character is being able to be yourself. - John Leguizamo

I have been very happy, very rich, very beautiful, much adulated, very famous, and very unhappy. - Brigitte Bardot

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

Talents are best nurtured in solitude. Character is best formed in the stormy billows of the world. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

The best rule of thumb for character is to remember that if you can't be big, don't belittle. - Unknown

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

Every human being is intended to have a character of his own; to be what no others are, and to do what no other can do. - William Henry Channing

When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious. - Unknown

It was character that got us out of bed, commitment that moved us into action, and discipline that enabled us to follow through. - Zig Ziglar

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank


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