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Character is destiny. - Greek Proverb

I do. That is character! - Theodore Roosevelt

A pun is the lowest form of wit. - John Dennis

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

In my last movie I played an unsympathetic character - myself. - Oscar Levant

I've always been famous, it's just no one knew it yet. - Lady Gaga

Courage combined with integrity is the foundation of character. - Brian Tracy

May my last breath be drawn through a pipe and exhaled in a pun. - Charles Lamb

Talent is formed in solitude, character in the bustle of the world. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

It is of little traits that the greatest human character is composed. - William Winter

The man who wakes up and finds himself famous hasn't been asleep. - Unknown

Before you tell anyone to 'be yourself', reassess his character. - Unknown

Ability may get you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. - John Wooden

Character builds slowly but it can be torn down with incredible swiftness. - Faith Baldwin

Character and personal force are the only investments that are worth anything. - Walt Whitman

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Of puns it has been said that they who most dislike them are least able to utter them. - Edgar Allan Poe

True potential and purpose is not possible without good discipline and good character. - Rattan Singh

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

Show class, have pride, and display character. If you do, winning takes care of itself. - Paul Bryant

A horse gallops with his lungs, perseveres with his heart, and wins with his character. - Tesio

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

I've come to realize that real growth of character takes place in the valleys of life. - Dave Dravecky

People hate me because I am a multifaceted, talented, wealthy, internationally famous genius. - Jerry Lewis

Character is better than ancestry, and personal conduct is of more importance than the highest. - Thomas J. Barnardo

If you have to explain to someone you're famous, then you're technically not that famous. - David Spade

The real test of your character is your treatment of those who can be of no possible service to you. - Unknown

The best rule of thumb for character is to remember that if you can't be big, don't belittle. - Unknown

When writing a novel a writer should create living people; people not characters. A character is a caricature. - Ernest Hemingway

A dinosaur out of context is like a character without a story. Worse than that, the character suffers from amnesia. - Jack Horner

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

I would solve a lot of literary problems just thinking about a character in the subway, where you can't do anything anyway. - Toni Morrison

When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious. - Unknown

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus


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