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Fate is character. - William Winter

I was playing a character. - Paris Hilton

Hire character. Train skill. - Peter Schutz

A pun is the lowest form of wit. - John Dennis

Fame is proof that the people are gullible. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Winning takes talent, to repeat takes character. - John Wooden

Character is not given to us; we build it ourselves. - Mabel Hale

You're not famous until my mother has heard of you. - Jay Leno

Fame: The advantage of being known to those who do not know us. - Sebastien Chamfort

Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Unto ourselves our own life is necessary, unto others our character. - St. Augustine

While your circumstances are beyond your control, your character is not. - John C Maxwell

Character builds slowly but it can be torn down with incredible swiftness. - Faith Baldwin

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street. - Elbert Hubbard

A bear can juggle and stand on a ball and he's talented, but he's not famous. - Kim Kardashian

A man never discloses his own character so clearly as when he describes another's. - Jean Paul Richter

A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. - Steve Martin

People seem not to see that their opinion of the world is also a confession of character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I've come to realize that real growth of character takes place in the valleys of life. - Dave Dravecky

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought. - Lin Yutang

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

People hate me because I am a multifaceted, talented, wealthy, internationally famous genius. - Jerry Lewis

It is important to understand that it is a prayer life that builds character that honours God. - Ravi Zacharias

The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault. - Henry Kissinger

Character is that which reveals moral purposes, exposing the class of things man chooses or avoids. - Aristotle

The measure of a man's real character is what he would do if he knew he would never be found out. - Thomas B Macaulay

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

The character of our praying will determine the character of our preaching. Light praying makes light preaching. - E.M. Bounds

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid


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