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Seven Sacred Pools

Inspiring scenery on the winding road to Hana, Maui

Seven Sacred Pools thanks to joe-kster

The famous Pools of Oheo in Oheo Gulch

Located 15 minutes south of Hana, Maui on Highway 31, on the lower slopes of Haleakala are the famous Pools of Oheo in Oheo Gulch

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Turkish Bath: A pool room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sacred cows make the best hamburger. - Mark Twain

Scenery is fine but human nature is finer. - John Keats

Water Polo: What horses play in the swimming pool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hawaii is not a state of mind, but a state of grace. - Paul Theroux

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

This is the place to be - in the land of swimming pools. - David Hockney

There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool. - L.M. Boyd

Everyone, in some small sacred sanctuary of the self, is nuts. - Leo Rosten

I can see myself before myself - a being through dark scenery. - Dejan Stojanovic

Mountains are the beginning and the end of all natural scenery. - John Ruskin

The magic of Hawaii comes from the stillness, the sea, the stars. - Joanne Harris

Drive slow and enjoy the scenery. Drive fast and join the scenery. - Douglas Horton

When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery. - Neil Diamond

If anybody starts using me as scenery, I'll return to New York. - Grace Kelly

Friendship, of itself a holy tie, is made more sacred by adversity. - Charles C. Colton

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery. - Walter Winchell

A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery while on a detour. - Unknown

I have spent most of my life playing pool. The rest of it, I have wasted. - Unknown

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

In our progress towards the goal, we ever see more and more enchanting scenery. - Mahatma Gandhi

Let your hook be always cast. In the pool where you least expect it, will be fish. - Ovid

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke

Life as pool table,
White is focus,
Others, targets.
Stick is your driving force! - Stricketer

The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour. - James H. Jeans

Your own mind is a sacred enclosure into which nothing harmful can enter except by your permission. - Arnold Bennett

I just want to make pictures that are entertaining. I'll leave the scenery chewing to someone else. - Alan Ladd

I keep fit. Every morning, I do a hundred laps of an Olympic-sized swimming pool - in a small motor launch. - Peter Cook

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

For a great gaming experience, make sure the rails, cushion and slate of the pool table are of the best quality. - Unknown

New Zealand was one of the most beautiful countries to drive through for the scenery and the vast scale of the place. - Louise Nurding

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

For almost seventy years the life insurance industry has been a smug sacred cow feeding the public a steady line of sacred bull. - Ralph Nader

It is Ireland's sacred duty to send over, every few years, a playwright to save the English theatre from inarticulate glumness. - Kenneth Tynan

I felt my lungs inflate with the onrush of scenery - air, mountains, trees, people. I thought, 'This is what it is to be happy.' - Sylvia Plath

While our species remains alive, everybody has the sacred duty to be optimistic. Ethically, any other behaviour wouldn't be admissible. - Fidel Castro

When a poet digs himself into a hole, he doesn't climb out. He digs deeper, enjoys the scenery, and comes out the other side enlightened. - Criss Jami

I've seen whales calving in the waters off Maui, and I've watched my children being born. But music is the most beautiful thing of all. - Steven Tyler

Car Pool: Complicated system of transportation where Mom always winds up going the furthest with the biggest bunch of kids who have had the most sugar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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