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Shark Weak in Shark Week

When a shark becomes prey to other prey

Shark Weak in Shark Week thanks to Brenda McLaren

Be careful what you fish for... Shark Week 2018 starts June 22nd on Discovery Channel

Battle of predators
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I do my very best to avoid shark fin. - Anthony Bourdain

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

See you later, alligator. After a while, crocodile. - Bill Haley

There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool. - L.M. Boyd

Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm. - Malayan Proverb

I'm Southern, so alligator tail is pretty interesting and yummy. - LeAnn Rimes

I don't think there's such a thing as unprovoked shark attack. - Peter Benchley

Don't taunt the alligator until after you've crossed the creek. - Dan Rather

An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile - hoping that it will eat him last. - Winston Churchill

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

I spent most of my 20s with these alligator wrestlers in the swamps of South Florida. - Karen Russell

If I swim in the ocean, I have a shark thought. Not a bad one, but just a little one. - Tea Leoni

A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator. - Homer Simpson

Are you a man with a conscience, or just a shark who will die when you stop moving forward? - Roderick Vincent

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller

I am a lizard, a shark, a heat-seeking panther. I want to be Bob Denver on acid playing the accordion. - Nicolas Cage

Why don't you ever hear of a lawyer getting attacked by a shark at the beach? Professional courtesy. - Thomas F Shubnell

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill you and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first. - Steve Irwin


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