Shark Week in the United Kingdom

Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

I do my very best to avoid shark fin. - Anthony Bourdain

Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

Germany is a fortress, but it is a fortress without a roof. - Franklin D Roosevelt

There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool. - L.M. Boyd

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Sharks are the lions of the sea. They glamorize the oceanic glory. - Munia Khan

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

If you want to change the world, don't back down from the sharks! - William H. McRaven

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

I don't think there's such a thing as unprovoked shark attack. - Peter Benchley

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown

The harpsichord sounds like two skeletons copulating on a corrugated roof. - Thomas Beecham

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

Sharks don't target human beings, and they certainly don't hold grudges. - Peter Benchley

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

Stress depletes willpower, which diminishes your ability to control those emotions. - Roy F Baumeister

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

If I swim in the ocean, I have a shark thought. Not a bad one, but just a little one. - Tea Leoni

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. - George Carlin

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

I am a lizard, a shark, a heat-seeking panther. I want to be Bob Denver on acid playing the accordion. - Nicolas Cage

Why don't you ever hear of a lawyer getting attacked by a shark at the beach? Professional courtesy. - Thomas F Shubnell

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. - Ken Dodd

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay