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Sheep Path

Leading down the road to winter survival

Sheep Path thanks to Barry McCartney

Sheep herding after a winter snowstorm

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The obstacle is the path. - Zen Proverb

Every path has a few puddles. - Unknown

Noble discontent is the path to heaven. - Thomas Higginson

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? - George Carlin

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

He who becomes a sheep is eaten by the wolf. - Greek Proverb

If you make yourselves sheep, the wolves will eat you. - Benjamin Franklin

The storm is not as important as the path it opens up. - Mark Nepo

wanderer, there is no path,
the path is made by walking. - Antonio Machado

The beaten path is the safest, but the traffic's terrible. - Jeff Taylor

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

Remember when life's path is steep to keep your mind even. - Horace

Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty. - Mark Twain

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Followers will never know how hard the leader tries to create a path. - Unknown

He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom. - JRR Tolkien

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - African Proverb

We cannot hold a torch to light another's path without brightening our own. - Unknown

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

If you can find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn't lead anywhere. - Frank A. Clark

The Dark Side of the Force is the pathway to many abilities some consider to be. - Senator Palpatine

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Anakin, you're breaking my heart! And you're going down a path I cannot follow! - Padme

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

No one saves us but ourselves.
No one can and no one may.
We ourselves must walk the path. - Buddha

In order to have faith in his own path, he does not need to prove that someone else's path is wrong. - Paulo Coelho

The path to cheerfulness is to sit cheerfully and to act and speak as if cheerfulness were already there. - William James

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Courage is not the towering oak that sees storms come and go; it is the fragile blossom that opens in the snow. - Alice M Swaim

Dorothy was so happy to wake up in Kansas. Not I! I'd have looked for another cyclone and stood in its path! - Vivian Vance

So long as men praise you, you can only be sure that you are not yet on your own true path but on someone else's. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

It's one thing to feel that you are on the right path, but it's another to think that yours is the only path. - Paulo Coelho

If you're walking down the right path and you're willing to keep walking, eventually you'll make progress. - Barack Obama

When you say justice, it doesn't have to be war. Justice could just be clearing a path for people to dream properly. - Kanye West

When you live your life by poor standards, you inflict damage on everyone who crosses your path, especially those you love. - Jordan Belfort

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

The key to building confidence is getting out there and trying new things. Once you go down the path once, it's a breeze the second time! - Bruno Logrecco


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