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Shining Stars

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Shining Stars thanks to Marian Renstrom

The first part of inspiration is perspiration

Lighting the way towards an inspiring lifestyle. The first part of inspiration is perspiration.
Sweat plus sacrifice equals success. - Charlie Finley

Ambition is the grand enemy of all peace. - John Cowper Powys

Where there is no vision, there is no hope. - George Washington Carver

Ambition makes more trusty slaves than need. - Ben Johnson

Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope. - Princess Leia

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. - Timothy Leary

To do a common thing uncommonly well brings success. - Henry J Heinz

None are so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm. - Henry David Thoreau

Success means doing the best we can with what we have. - Zig Ziglar

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Character is the real foundation of all worthwhile success. - John Hays Hammond

Where there is no hope, it is incumbent on us to invent it. - Albert Camus

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm. - Bruce Barton

Success is the maximum utilization of the ability that you have. - Zig Ziglar

Ambition is the germ from which all growth of nobleness proceeds. - Oscar Wilde

Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs. - Farrah Gray

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Nothing great in the world has ever been accomplished without passion. - Georg W.F. Hegel

Life without idealism is empty indeed. We just hope or starve to death. - Pearl S. Buck

Too many of us are not living our dreams because we are living our fears. - Les Brown

Nothing arouses ambition so much as the trumpet clang of another's fame. - Baltasar Gracian

Morality is simply the attitude we adopt towards people whom we personally dislike. - Oscar Wilde

It's faith in something and enthusiasm for something that makes life worth living. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

What is the most important key to success? Networking - two minds are better than one. - David Foster

I have spread my dreams beneath your feet. Tread softly because you tread on my dreams. - William Butler Yeats

Success is a state of mind. If you want success, start thinking of yourself as a success. - Dr. Joyce Brothers

America did not invent human rights. In a very real sense, human rights invented America. - Jimmy Carter

The most common addiction in the world is the draw of comfort. It wrecks dreams and breaks people. - Unknown

You must do what you love. Sometimes your passion will be the only thing that keeps you motivated. - Faydra D. Fields

Your attitude can take you forward or your attitude can take you down. The choice is always yours. - Catherine Pulsifier

The core of true success is love. And that includes loving yourself enough to take care of yourself. - Zig Ziglar

If I were ever prosecuted for my religion, I truly hope there would be enough evidence to convict me. - John Wooden

If you cry because the sun has gone out of your life, your tears will prevent you from seeing the stars. - Rabindranath Tagore

It's a whole lot more satisfying to reach for the stars, even if you end up landing only on the moon. - Kermit The Frog

Enthusiasm is the electricity of life. How do you get it? You act enthusiastic until you make it a habit. - Gordon Parks

Ability is what you're capable of doing. Motivation determines what you do. Attitude determines how well you do it. - Lou Holtz

I cannot give you the formula for success, but I can give you the formula for failure, which is: Try to please everybody. - Herbert Bayard Swope

The first step toward success is taken when you refuse to be a captive of the environment in which you first find yourself. - Mark Caine

A manager is a title, it does not guarantee success. Coaching is an action, not a title and actions will result in successes. - Catherine Pulsifer

Focus on the core problem your business solves and put out lots of content and enthusiasm, and ideas about how to solve that problem. - Laura Fitton

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