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The first part of inspiration is perspiration

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I failed my way to success. - Thomas Edison

Success is the child of audacity. - Benjamin Disraeli

Happy Hauntings; and, pleasant dreams! - Peter James

We judge of man's wisdom by his hope. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Out of the mountain of despair, a stone of hope. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure. - Earl Wilson

Failure changes for the better, success for the worse. - Marcus Annaeus Seneca

Hope is medicine for a soul that's sick and tired. - Eric Swensson

More things are wrought by prayer than this world dreams of. - Alfred Lord Tennyson

My ambition was to be successful, wherever that would lead me. - Joe Segal

Chance has never yet satisfied the hope of a suffering people. - Marcus Garvey

Ambition is the germ from which all growth of nobleness proceeds. - Oscar Wilde

I hope it will be hard for the Russians to jump across that creek. - Gustavus Adolphus

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The penalty of success is to be bored by the people who used to snub you. - Nancy Astor

Whosoever desires constant success must change his conduct with the times. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Ambition is the path to success. Persistence is the vehicle you arrive in. - Bill Bradley

Success is when you look back at your life and the memories make you smile. - Phoebe L. Moll

To tend, unfailingly, unflinchingly, towards a goal, is the secret of success. - Anna Pavlova

When you pray for anyone you tend to modify your personal attitude toward him. - Norman Vincent Peale

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

The way of the dreamer is difficult - but anything less is hardly living at all! - Bruce Wilkinson

It's better to die in pursuit of your dreams than to live a life without hope. - Terry Brooks

Success isn't a result of spontaneous combustion. You must set yourself on fire. - Arnold H Glasow

Optimism is the one quality more associated with success and happiness than any other. - Brian Tracy

I can trust my friends. These people force me to examine myself, encourage me to grow. - Cher

Our team lives hockey, it dreams hockey, it eats hockey. Now if it could only play hockey. - Milton Berle

Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles Spurgeon

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

The most important single ingredient in the formula of success is the knack of getting along with people. - Theodore Roosevelt

You've gotta have hope. Without hope life is meaningless. Without hope life is meaning less and less. - Unknown

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Hope is sweet-minded and sweet-eyed. It draws pictures; it weaves fancies; it fills the future with delight. - Henry Ward Beecher

I think it's my adventure, my trip, my journey, and I guess my attitude is, let the chips fall where they may. - Leonard Nimoy

Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success. - Dale Carnegie

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

There is not less wit, not less invention, in applying rightly a thought one finds in a book, than in being the first author of that book. - Pierre Boyle

The size of your success is measured by the strength of your desire, the size of your dream, and how you handle disappointment along the way. - Robert Kiyosaki

It's only lonely at the top if you forget all the people you met along the way and fail to acknowledge their contributions to your success. - Harvey Mackay


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