#1 humor site on the 'net

Shining Stars

Stars can't shine without darkness

Shining Stars thanks to Marian Renstrom

The first part of inspiration is perspiration

Lighting the way towards an inspiring lifestyle. The first part of inspiration is perspiration.

When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown

I hope my ship comes in before my dock rots. - Unknown

Once you choose hope, anything's possible. - Christopher Reeve

Necessity, who is the mother of our invention. - Plato

Sloppy success is better than perfect mediocrity. - Alex Mandossian

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. - Timothy Leary

The great hope of society is individual character. - William Ellery Channing

Follow your dreams. Just make sure to have fun too. - Chris Brown

Creativity is a natural extension of our enthusiasm. - Earl Nightingale

Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor. - Truman Capote

Before anything else, preparation is the key to success. - Alexander Graham Bell

Initiative is to success what a lighted match is to a candle. - Orlando A Battista

Learn from the past, Hope for the future, Live in the present. - Ken Lancaster

You can't be a smart cookie if you have a crumbly attitude. - Unknown

I attribute my success to this: I never gave or took any excuse. - Florence Nightingale

Keep on with hope in your heart, and you'll never walk alone. - Rukh Khan

It's both rebellion and conformity that attack you with success. - Amy Tan

Be humble for you are made of earth. Be noble for you are made of stars. - Serbian Proverb

If you wish to be a success in the world, promise everything, deliver nothing. - Napoleon Bonaparte

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

Morality is simply the attitude we adopt towards people whom we personally dislike. - Oscar Wilde

Inspiration responds to our attentiveness in various and sometimes unexpected ways. - Wayne W Dyer

The first and most important step toward success is the feeling that we can succeed. - Nelson Boswell

I have spread my dreams beneath your feet. Tread softly because you tread on my dreams. - William Butler Yeats

Some people dream of success, while other people get up every morning and make it happen. - Wayne Huizenga

The trouble with success is that the formula is the same as the one for a nervous breakdown. - Executive Digest

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

You've gotta have hope. Without hope life is meaningless. Without hope life is meaning less and less. - Unknown

Don't aim for success if you want it; just do what you love and believe in, and it will come naturally. - David Frost

Success is the child of drudgery and perseverance. It cannot be coaxed or bribed; pay the price and it is yours. - Orison Swett Marden

Everything happens for a reason, you only need to keep on editing your attitude and gratitude so as to sail through. - Unknown

Hope is the companion of power, and mother of success; for who so hopes strongly has within him the gift of miracles. - Samuel Smiles

Hope begins in the dark, the stubborn hope that if you just show up and try to do the right thing, the dawn will come. - Anne Lamott

Success is neither magical nor mysterious. Success is the natural consequence of consistently applying the basic fundamentals. - Jim Rohn

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown

Don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. - Ella Fitzgerald

A wise man is cured of ambition by ambition itself; his aim is so exalted that riches, office, fortune and favour cannot satisfy him. - Samuel Johnson

Management is efficiency in climbing the ladder of success; leadership determines whether the ladder is leaning against the right wall. - Stephen Covey

Success is to be measured not so much by the position that one has reached in life as by the obstacles that one has overcome while trying to succeed. - Booker T. Washington


Amish Smart Car

This Rocks

Arch Support

Tired Of Snow

Drowning Danger in the Dead Sea

World Peas

Tired Truck


Redneck Cotter Pin

2021 Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars

Guitar Scooter

1947 X-ray Machine

Grouchy German

Knock Hard

Economy Flight Plan

Canadian Car Crash

Recipe Holder

Seuss Army Knife

Dustpan Waterfall

Pita Pan

Drum Kit Chandelier

TP Roll Art

Shark Circles