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Stars can't shine without darkness

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The first part of inspiration is perspiration

Lighting the way towards an inspiring lifestyle. The first part of inspiration is perspiration.
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Nothing recedes like success. - Walter Winchell

Impatience never commanded success. - Edwin H. Chapin

All hope abandon, ye who enter here! - Dante Alighieri

Success without integrity is failure. - Unknown

The treacheries of ambition never cease. - Ruben Dario

The greatest dreams are always unrealistic. - Will Smith

Success and failure are equally disastrous. - Tennessee Williams

For hope is but the dream of those that wake. - Matthew Prior

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

You have to dream before your dreams can come true. - A P J Abdul Kalam

Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings. - Salvador Dali

Success is dependent on the glands - the sweat glands. - Zig Ziglar

Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor. - Truman Capote

Ad astra per aspera. (To the stars through difficulties) - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Two-lane blacktop isn't a highway - it's an attitude. - Unknown

Easter is meant to be a symbol of hope, renewal, and new life. - Janine di Giovanni

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm. - Bruce Barton

Failure is the key to success; each mistake teaches us something. - Morihei Ueshiba

Ambition hath no mean, it is either upon all fours or upon tiptoes. - George Savile

Dream no small dreams for they have no power to move the hearts of men. - Goethe

You cannot climb the ladder of success dressed in the costume of failure. - Zig Ziglar

The biggest adventure you can ever take is to live the life of your dreams. - Oprah Winfrey

I gotta lose weight, Edith. I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker

You don't know where you are or where your dreams end and the world begins. - Rachel Klein

Happiness is largely an attitude of mind, of viewing life from the right angle. - Dale Carnegie

In a balanced organization, working towards a common objective, there is success. - Arthur Helps

You can have 10,000 explanations for failure, but no good explanation for success. - Paulo Coelho

Success is most often achieved by those who don’t know that failure is inevitable. - Coco Chanel

Whether we fall by ambition, blood, or lust, like diamonds we are cut with our own dust. - John Webster

Perseverance alone does not assure success. No amount of stalking will lead to game in a field that has none. - I Ching

True kitsch has nothing to do with irony. It's very honest. It represents what people like, their dreams. - Marcel Wanders

When you reach the stars, boy, yes, and live there forever, all the fears will go, and Death himself will die. - Ray Bradbury

Happiness is an attitude of mind, born of the simple determination to be happy under all outward circumstances. - J Donald Walters

If you set your goals ridiculously high and it's a failure, you will fail above everyone else's success. - James Cameron

Never give up.
Never accept success or failure.
Neither need be permanent.
It's attitude that counts. - Bernie Legge

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in Church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. - Fred Allen

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. - Ogden Nash

At the age of six I wanted to be a cook. At seven I wanted to be Napoleon. And my ambition has been growing steadily ever since. - Salvador Dali

If we hope for what we are not likely to possess, we act and think in vain, and make life a greater dream and shadow than it really is. - Joseph Addison

Success is to be measured not so much by the position that one has reached in life as by the obstacles which he has overcome while trying to succeed. - Booker T. Washington


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