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Stars can't shine without darkness

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The first part of inspiration is perspiration

Lighting the way towards an inspiring lifestyle. The first part of inspiration is perspiration.

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Success is in the details. - Zig Ziglar

Breathing dreams like air. - F Scott Fitzgerald

I failed my way to success. - Thomas Edison

One fails forward toward success. - Charles Kettering

Success covers a multitude of blunders. - George Bernard Shaw

Sometimes dreams are wiser than waking. - Unknown

Where there is no vision, there is no hope. - George Washington Carver

Hope is the last thing to abandon the unhappy. - Unknown

Action is the foundational key to all success. - Pablo Picasso

Success is the ability to rise above principle. - Gerald Barzan

The road to success is always under construction. - Lily Tomlin

An artist cannot fail; it is a success to be one. - Charles Horton Cooley

Success occurs when opportunity meets preparation. - Zig Ziglar

A fantastic positive attitude make a great day! Smile! - Mary D Bradford

Two-lane blacktop isn't a highway - it's an attitude. - Unknown

In the factory we make cosmetics, but in my stores we sell hope. - Charles Revson

Hope is one of the principal springs that keep mankind in motion. - Thomas Fuller

My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August. - Ronnie Shakes

Success is going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm. - Winston Churchill

I didn't have any ambition to produce big mainstream popcorn movies. - Jodie Foster

We need to take dreams more literally, and waking life more symbolically. - Robert Moss

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech

Even when the world throws its worst and then turns its back, there is still hope. - Pittacus Lore

Take, if you must, this little bag of dreams. Unloose the cord, and they will wrap you round. - William Butler Yeats

The stars were better company anyway. They were very beautiful, and they almost never snored. - David Eddings

There's a ball. There's a hoop. You put the ball through the hoop. That's success. - Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs... one step at a time. - Joe Girard

It's better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate. - George Burns

You've gotta have hope. Without hope life is meaningless. Without hope life is meaning less and less. - Unknown

We dream to give ourselves hope. To stop dreaming - well, that's like saying you can never change your fate. - Amy Tan

Whatever we plant in our subconscious mind and nourish with repetition and emotion will one day become a reality. - Earl Nightingale

You can catch health, happiness, and success from others just as easily as you can catch worries, bitterness, and failure. - Dale Carnegie

It is our attitude at the beginning of a difficult task which, more than anything else, will affect its successful outcome. - William James

Misfortunes, untoward events, lay open, disclose the skill of a general, while success conceals his weakness, his weak points. - Horace

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics. - Bill Vaughan

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry

Our lives are not determined by what happens to us but how we react to what happens, not by what life brings us but the attitude we bring to life. - Wade Boggs

The men who have done big things are those who were not afraid to attempt big things, who were not afraid to risk failure in order to gain success. - B.C. Forbes


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