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The first part of inspiration is perspiration

Lighting the way towards an inspiring lifestyle. The first part of inspiration is perspiration.

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Surfing is attitude dancing. - Gerry Lopez

A leader is a dealer in hope. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Success is dependent on effort. - Sophocles

It costs nothing to encourage an artist. - Kevin Smith

Howling Success: The baby that gets picked up - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The only disability in life is a bad attitude. - Scott Hamilton

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

How far would you go to keep the hope of love alive? - Nicholas Sparks

Strive not to be a success, but rather to be of value. - Albert Einstein

Failure changes for the better, success for the worse. - Marcus Annaeus Seneca

Man is a victim of dope in the incurable form of hope. - Ogden Nash

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

Ad astra per aspera. (To the stars through difficulties) - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Forgiveness is not an occasional act: it is an attitude. - Martin Luther King Jr.

The success and the failure are not my concern, but His. - Joseph B Lightfoot

Once you can accept failure, you can have fun and success. - Rickey Henderson

Punk is defined by an attitude rather than a musical style. - David Byrne

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

If you do not hope, you will not find what is beyond your hopes. - St. Clement of Alexandra

God's mercy and grace give me hope - for myself, and for our world. - Billy Graham

Success is often the result of taking a misstep in the right direction. - Al Bernstein

You cannot climb the ladder of success dressed in the costume of failure. - Zig Ziglar

Incremental change is better than ambitious failure. Success feeds on itself. - Tal Ben-Shahar

In art, the hand can never execute anything higher than the heart can inspire. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Paper Napkin: Its only ambition is to get down off your lap and play on the floor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate. - George Burns

Abdicate: 1. To give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach; 2. Strenuous labour. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Enthusiasm is the greatest asset in the world. It beats money and power and influence. - Henry Chester

It was never what I wanted to buy that held my heart's hope. It was what I wanted to be. - Lois McMaster Bujold

My mother had this amazing attitude in the face of everything, including when she got cancer. - Bill Clinton

Take, if you must, this little bag of dreams. Unloose the cord, and they will wrap you round. - William Butler Yeats

Success is 1 percent inspiration, 99 percent perspiration, and 2 percent attention to detail. - Phil

Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana

It's better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate. - George Burns

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

Love is as much a question of the will as it is of the emotion. And if you will to love somebody, you can. - Ramesh Zacharias

They say everybody gets 15 minutes. I hope I'm just inside the first minute and the next 14 go really slow. - Terrence Howard

But there is one thing better than going to Heaven and that is to encourage at least one other person to go with me. - Nick Vujicic

Our ambition should be to rule ourselves, the true kingdom for each one of us; and true progress is to know more, and be more, and to do more. - Oscar Wilde

Follow your dreams. Figure out where you'd like to be, what you would like to be doing, and then figure out what you need to do to get there. - Kennon M Sheldon


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