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The first part of inspiration is perspiration

Lighting the way towards an inspiring lifestyle. The first part of inspiration is perspiration.

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Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

Along with success comes a reputation for wisdom. - Euripides

Success occurs when opportunity meets preparation. - Zig Ziglar

My hopes are not always realized, but I always hope. - Ovid

Man is a victim of dope in the incurable form of hope. - Ogden Nash

Meet success like a gentleman and disaster like a man. - Lord Birkenhead

Forgiveness is not an occasional act: it is an attitude. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Get in touch with your passion and put it to work at work. - Marilyn Suttle

To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk. - Thomas Edison

Dreams are today's answers to tomorrow's questions. - Edgar Cayce

If you do not hope, you will not find what is beyond your hopes. - St. Clement of Alexandra

Don't accept success or failure - neither need be permanent. - Bernie Legge

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars. - Oscar Wilde

I like the dreams of the future better than the history of the past. - Thomas Jefferson

You do not pay the price of success, you enjoy the price of success. - Zig Ziglar

Nothing great in the world has ever been accomplished without passion. - Georg W.F. Hegel

The height of your persistence will decide the height of your success. - Unknown

The talent of success is nothing more than doing what you can do, well. - Henry W. Longfellow

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

Hope is the power that gives a person the confidence to step out and try. - Zig Ziglar

Pray that success will not come any faster than you are able to endure it. - Elbert Hubbard

Truth that's told with bad intent
Beats all the Lies you can invent. - William Blake

Selfishness must always be forgiven you know, because there is no hope of a cure. - Jane Austen

It's fine to celebrate success but it is more important to heed the lessons of failure. - Bill Gates

By choosing positivity you become a contender for the human spirit giving hope to those in need. - Bryant McGill

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

There is real magic in enthusiasm. It spells the difference between mediocrity and accomplishment. - Norman Vincent Peale

The most important single ingredient in the formula of success is knowing how to get along with people. - Theodore Roosevelt

Two things define you: your patience when you have nothing, and your attitude when you have everything. - Unknown

Perseverance alone does not assure success. No amount of stalking will lead to game in a field that has none. - I Ching

Hope is a renewable option: If you run out of it at the end of the day, you get to start over in the morning. - Barbara Kingsolver

I never like anyone who didn't have a temper. If you don't have any temper, you don't have any passion. - Michael Bloomberg

A dreamer and a thinker understood the value of imagination. He called his imagination a "holy curiosity." - Albert Einstein

Plant seeds of happiness, hope, success, and love; it will all come back to you in abundance. This is the law of nature. - Steve Maraboli

How can they say my life is not a success? Have I not for more than sixty years got enough to eat and escaped being eaten? - Logan P Smith

The quality of a father can be seen in the goals, dreams and aspirations he sets not only for himself, but for his family. - Reed Markham

Living as we do in an age of noise and bluster, success is now measured accordingly. We must all be seen, and heard, and on the air. - Daphne du Maurier

Posterity! You will never know how much it cost the present generation to preserve your freedom! I hope you will make a good use of it. - John Adams

It's important to recognize that forgiveness is more than mere words; it's a heart attitude that induces a spiritual transformation. - Victoria Osteen

I see a good deal of talk from Washington about lowering taxes.
I hope they do get 'em lowered enough so people can afford to pay 'em. - Will Rogers


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