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Shot Glass Chess

AA members are passionate about the game of chess

Shot Glass Chess thanks to Howard Chapman

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Some guys play hockey. Gretzky plays 40-mph chess. - Lowell Cohn

You can only get good at chess if you love the game. - Bobby Fischer

I failed to make the chess team because of my height. - Woody Allen

It's safer to be a chess player than a chess piece. - Mary Foley

For me, baseball is more comparable to chess than it is to hockey. - Jeff Garlin

You'd play me chess, about which I don't even know how to deal. - Archie Bunker

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

Human affairs are like a chess game: Only those who do not take it seriously can be called good players. - Hung Tzu-ch'eng

It's easy for me to get along with chess players. Even though we are all very different, we have chess in common. - Magnus Carlsen

Fischer, the great American chess champion, famously said, 'Chess is life.' I would say, 'Pi is life.' - Daniel Tammet

My idea is to make moves to bring chess back to the world's map, to make it part of the world's geography again. - Anatoly Karpov

You have to be cool under pressure. You have to be a strategist like chess, and you have to use geometry like billiards. - Bill McBride

Negotiating with Obama is like playing chess with a pigeon. The pigeon knocks over all the pieces, shits on the board and then struts around like it won the game. - Vladimir Putin

Crossword puzzles, Sudoku. I'm good at all those things. It's not daily, but I'll do stuff on the airplane. I love playing chess. It's my favorite game. - Larry Fitzgerald


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