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Dust thou art, to dust returnest. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Wrestling is ballet with violence. - Jesse Ventura

Art is anything you can get away with. - Marshall McLuhan

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art. - Augustus Saint-Gaudens

Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Logic is neither science nor an art, but a dodge. - Benjamin Jowett

Art is making something out of nothing and selling it. - Frank Zappa

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Pablo Picasso

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

The essence of all art is to have pleasure in giving pleasure. - Dale Carnegie

There are short-cuts to happiness, and dancing is one of them. - Vicki Baum

Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. - David Letterman

What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to the soul. - Joseph Addison

Art doesn't reproduce the visible but rather makes it visible. - Paul Klee

Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

There's no one way to dance. And that's kind of my philosophy about everything. - Ellen Degeneres

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above, so I never have to go upstairs. - Steven Wright

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

A blind man can make art if what is in his mind can be passed to another mind in some tangible form. - Sol LeWitt

You can't dance at two weddings at the same time; nor can you sit on two horses with one behind. - Yiddish Proverb

I saw a sign: "Rest Area 25 Miles". That's pretty big. Some people must be really tired. - Steven Wright

Boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other. - Jack Handey

Never pay attention to what critics say. Remember, a statue has never been set up in honor of a critic. - Jean Sibelius

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

Ethics is in origin the art of recommending to others the sacrifices required for cooperation with oneself. - Bertrand Russell

I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums. - Steven Wright

'Tis not always in a physician's power to cure the sick; at times the disease is stronger than trained art. - Ovid

Outcomes rarely turn on grand gestures or the art of the deal, but on whether you've sent someone a thank-you note. - Bernie Brillstein

I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx

I don't want to be the oldest performer in captivity. I don't want to look like a little old man dancing out there. - Fred Astaire

Self-consciousness is the enemy of all art, be it acting, writing, painting, or living itself, which is the greatest art of all. - Ray Bradbury

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze