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Art is anything you can get away with. - Marshall McLuhan

Art is either a plagiarist or a revolutionist. - Paul Gauguin

To watch us dance is to hear our hearts speak. - Indian Proverb

Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence. - Joseph Krutch

Problems are not stop signs, they are guidelines. - Robert H Schuller

The art of love is largely the art of persistence. - Albert Ellis

Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Pablo Picasso

We must interpret a bad temper as a sign of inferiority. - Alfred Adler

Works of art make rules; rules do not make works of art. - Claude Debussy

If you wouldn't write it and sign it, don't say it. - Earl Wilson

Art is the demonstration that the ordinary is extraordinary. - Amedee Ozenfant

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? - George Carlin

There are short-cuts to happiness, and dancing is one of them. - Vicki Baum

The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. - Sun Tzu

The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump

The art of life is to know how to enjoy a little and to endure very much. - William Hazlitt

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

Dance isn't something that can be explained in words; it has to be danced. - Paige Arden

In art, the hand can never execute anything higher than the heart can inspire. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I got something important here to read and sign and I gotta consecrate on that. - Archie Bunker

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

Leadership is the art of giving people a platform for spreading ideas that work. - Seth Godin

Propaganda is the art of persuading others of what you don't believe yourself. - Abba Eban

Prophecy: The art and practice of selling one's credibility for future delivery. - Ambrose Bierce

When a man falls into his anecdotage, it is a sign for him to retire from the world. - Benjamin Disraeli

I should rather men ask why no statue has been erected in my honour, than why one has. - Marcus Porcius Cato

Contradiction is not a sign of falsity, nor the lack of contradiction a sign of truth. - Blaise Pascal

Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport. - Vince Lombardi

Tears shed for self are tears of weakness, but tears shed for others are a sign of strength. - Billy Graham

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

Art is a human activity having for its purpose the transmission to others of the highest and best feelings. - Leo Tolstoy

Build. Destroy. Rebuild. I've mastered the art of bouncing back. Now to master the art of not having to. - Unknown

It's a sign of age if you feel like the morning after the night before and you haven't been anywhere. - Unknown

Dance as if no one's watching, sing as if no one's listening, and live everyday as if it were your last. - Irish Proverb

Who's judging American Idol? Paula Abdul? Paula Abdul judging a singing contest is like Christopher Reeve judging a dance contest. - George Carlin

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

I adore art. When I am alone with my notes, my heart pounds and the tears stream from my eyes, and my emotion and my joys are too much to bear. - Guiseppe Verdi

Art is the window to man's soul. Without it, he would never be able to see beyond his immediate world; nor could the world see the man within. - Claudia Johnson


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