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The secret of life is in art. - Oscar Wilde

Politics is the art of the possible. - Otto von Bismarck

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

You can dance anywhere, even if only in your heart. - Unknown

The art of being a slave is to rule one's master. - Diogenes

Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough. - Groucho Marx

Art is making something out of nothing and selling it. - Frank Zappa

A chip on the shoulder is a sure sign of wood higher up. - Brigham Young

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? - George Carlin

Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. - David Letterman

Tact is the art of convincing people that they know more than you do. - Raymond Mortimer

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Art is much less important than life, but what a poor life without it. - Robert Motherwell

Who would dare assign to art the sterile function of imitating nature? - Charles Baudelaire

Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing. - Ralph Richardson

The sign said "eight items or less." So I changed my name to Les. - Steven Wright

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

Life beats down and crushes the soul, but art reminds you that you have one. - Stella Adler

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

The art of living lies less in eliminating our troubles than in growing with them. - Bernard M Baruch

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

Contradiction is not a sign of falsity, nor the lack of contradiction a sign of truth. - Blaise Pascal

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

Tears shed for self are tears of weakness, but tears shed for others are a sign of strength. - Billy Graham

I'm proud of my Irish heritage and culture and this show will feature a lot of Irish dancing. - Michael Flatley

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

Visual storytelling of one kind or another has been around since cavemen were drawing on the walls. - Frank Darabont

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx

I was not naturally talented. I didn't sing, dance or act, though working around that minor detail made me inventive. - Steve Martin

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

The greatest achievement of humanity is not its works of art, science, or technology, but the recognition of its own dysfunction. - Eckhart Tolle

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. - Donald Trump

A man’s life is interesting primarily when he has failed – I well know. For it’s a sign that he tried to surpass himself. - Georges Clemenceau

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis


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