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Choosing the best medieval cut of beef
Choice Puntastic cuts of Beef throughout history
QuotaBillsDark Ages: Knight time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
In the dark, all cows are black. - German Proverb
Organic Farm: Tilling like it is - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. - Will Rogers
Sacred cows make the best hamburger. - Mark Twain
Vice-President: A cow's fifth teat. - Harry S Truman
Milk many cows but make your own butter. - Erwin Lutzer
Laughing Stock: Cattle with a sense of humour - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Yellow Pages: Inferior knight's assistants - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb
We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell
De-caffeinated: What a cow gets when it has a baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain
A good farm is recognized as good partly by its beauty. - Wendell Berry
Farm: What a city man dreams of at 5 P.M., never at 5 A.M. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Change is like a charging cow. Don't ignore it - milk it. - Andrew Leigh
Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns. - Groucho Marx
The beef is so undercooked it's starting to eat the salad. - Gordon Ramsay
Stable: A command given to make a male cow remain in one place - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The cow is of the bovine ilk;
One end is moo, the other milk. - Ogden Nash
All the good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow. - Grant Wood
Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, farm boy. - Han Solo
You should never hesitate to trade your cow for a handful of magic beans. - Tom Robbins
Abundance: 1. Big party held in a bakery; 2. A social event held in a farm building. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Mankind has a free will; but it is free to milk cows and to build houses, nothing more. - Martin Luther
Armor: 1. A knight gown; 2. The kind of clothing worn by a man whose tailor is a blacksmith. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I never said all actors are cattle; what I said was all actors should be treated like cattle. - Alfred Hitchcock
I was in a sushi bar and it dawned on me - how could I discriminate between a cow and a fish? - Carre Otis
Life on a farm is a school of patience. You can't hurry the crops or make an ox in two days. - Haneri Liogier
I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis
I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx
For almost seventy years the life insurance industry has been a smug sacred cow feeding the public a steady line of sacred bull. - Ralph Nader
Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old. - Bill Bryson
Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas
The beef industry has contributed to more American deaths than all the wars of this century, all natural disasters, and all automobile accidents combined. - Neal Barnard
Free speech is not to be regulated like diseased cattle and impure butter. The audience that hissed yesterday may applaud today, even for the same performance. - William O. Douglas
It's every man's indispensable duty to do all the service he can to his country; and I see not what difference he puts between himself and his cattle who lives without that thought. - John Locke
Should any political party attempt to abolish social security, unemployment insurance, and eliminate labor laws and farm programs, you would not hear of that party again in our political history. - Dwight D Eisenhower
Buffalo rib-eye steaks, on the grill, is my favorite meal, seriously. It has less fat, more vitamins and more protein than beef. It is wonderful. It was what the Indians ate, and they were very healthy. It's very good meat. - Terry Crews
The Kobe craze really annoyed me. Most of the practitioners had no real understanding of the product and were abusing it and exploiting it in terrible and ridiculous ways. Kobe beef should not be used in a hamburger. It's completely pointless. - Anthony Bourdain