QuotaBillsLong on hair, sort on brains. - French Proverb
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Even the worst haircut eventually grows out. - Lisa Kogan
A hair on the head is worth two on the brush. - Oliver Herford
You're only as good as your last haircut. - Fran Lebowitz
Rigid, the skeleton of habit alone upholds the human frame. - Virginia Woolf
Experience is a comb life gives you after you lose your hair. - Judith Stern
She's a skeleton in the sand right now. She comes and she goes. - Annalies Corbin
I don't consider myself bald. I'm simply taller than my hair. - Tom Sharp
I have little hair because my brain is so big it pushes the hair out. - Silvio Berlusconi
If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin
If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle. - Hillary Clinton
There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless. - Wilson Mizner
It is better to have ten skeletons in your closet, than walk with no bones. - Anthony Liccione
America forms the longest and straightest bone in the earth's skeleton. - Ellsworth Huntington
If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. - George Bernard Shaw
The whiter my hair becomes, the more ready people are to believe what I say. - Bertrand Russell
Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller
The world dies over and over again, but the skeleton always gets up and walks. - Henry Miller
My movies are usually about stripping off the makeup, getting down to the skeleton. - Michael Douglas
You don't know that you'll ever have to talk about the skeleton in your closet. - Mark McGwire
I get more distracted by hair or a really bad wig than I do costumes any day of the week. - Colleen Atwood
They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos
My act is sort of improvisational. I have a skeleton in my head, but no fat or skin on it. - Paula Poundstone
For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson
Whether you're a man or not comes from your heart, not how much hair you have on your head. - Bruce Willis
I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere
Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran
When you hide the bodies of the problems, that's how you eventually amass skeletons in your closet. - Faydra D. Fields
I have far too many skeletons in my closet to think about any sort of serious mention of public office. - David Cone
Many of us are at the 'metallic' age - gold in our teeth, silver in our hair, and lead in our pants. - Unknown
Of course there are no skeletons in my closet... I do however keep a tiny black box of souls in my sock drawer. - Unknown
I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz
Laundry's easier when you live alone. Fifteen minutes before a date, put 'em on, dry 'em with a hair blower. - Elayne Boosler
Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing
There's a lot of skeletons in my closet, but I know what they're wearing. I'm not gonna act all ashamed of it. - Naomi Watts
You can not prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but you can prevent them from building a nest in your hair. - Chinese Proverb
You know, sometimes I feel well and vital in the world, and sometimes I just feel so distressed I want to pull my hair out by the roots. - Sharon Stone
Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor
When I was six, I entered a talent contest. I dyed my hair blond, had a chainsaw and pretended I was Eminem. The old folk weren't expecting that. - Nico Mirallegro