QuotaBillsLong on hair, sort on brains. - French Proverb
The drowning man grips to his own hair. - Greek Proverb
Never ask the barber if you need a haircut. - Warren Buffett
He doesn't dye his hair, he bleaches his face. - Johnny Carson
Let the wind blow through your hair while you still have some. - Dave Weinbaum
I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd
I have little hair because my brain is so big it pushes the hair out. - Silvio Berlusconi
If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin
If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle. - Hillary Clinton
The harpsichord sounds like two skeletons copulating on a corrugated roof. - Thomas Beecham
There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless. - Wilson Mizner
It is better to have ten skeletons in your closet, than walk with no bones. - Anthony Liccione
If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. - George Bernard Shaw
The whiter my hair becomes, the more ready people are to believe what I say. - Bertrand Russell
Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller
The world dies over and over again, but the skeleton always gets up and walks. - Henry Miller
My movies are usually about stripping off the makeup, getting down to the skeleton. - Michael Douglas
A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. - Steve Martin
I'm not Irish. Just because I have red hair doesn't mean I'm a lucky charm. - Rebecca Mader
While you were busy judging others you left your closet open and your skeletons fell out. - Unknown
I get more distracted by hair or a really bad wig than I do costumes any day of the week. - Colleen Atwood
They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos
My act is sort of improvisational. I have a skeleton in my head, but no fat or skin on it. - Paula Poundstone
For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson
Whether you're a man or not comes from your heart, not how much hair you have on your head. - Bruce Willis
I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere
Do I have a large frog in my hair? I'm worried about the sensation of my brain being eaten. - Joaquin Phoenix
It is foolish to tear one's hair in grief, as though sorrow would be made less with baldness. - Cicero
Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran
When you hide the bodies of the problems, that's how you eventually amass skeletons in your closet. - Faydra D. Fields
Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader
Many of us are at the 'metallic' age - gold in our teeth, silver in our hair, and lead in our pants. - Unknown
Of course there are no skeletons in my closet... I do however keep a tiny black box of souls in my sock drawer. - Unknown
Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde
The more work you put in on your outline and getting the skeleton of your story right, the easier the process is later. - Drew Goddard
Laundry's easier when you live alone. Fifteen minutes before a date, put 'em on, dry 'em with a hair blower. - Elayne Boosler
Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing
As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah
You know, sometimes I feel well and vital in the world, and sometimes I just feel so distressed I want to pull my hair out by the roots. - Sharon Stone
Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor