Sleep-In Dad

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The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

Dance can give the inarticulate a voice. - Pamela Brown

Do your kids a favor - don't have any. - Robert Orben

Silence is the sleep that nourishes wisdom. - Francis Bacon

What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art. - Augustus Saint-Gaudens

Life is the art of drawing without an eraser. - John Gardner

The true art of memory is the art of attention. - Samuel Johnson

Don't give up on your dreams - keep sleeping. - Unknown

Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare. - Ed Asner

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep. - WC Fields

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp

The art of being a slave is to rule one's master. - Diogenes

When I was a kid everyone used to call me pork 'n. - Michael Biehn

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture. - Steve Martin

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep. - Unknown

I want a girl just like the girl that married dear old Dad. - Oedipus Rex

The essence of all art is to have pleasure in giving pleasure. - Dale Carnegie

Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. - David Letterman

Stand-up comedy is an art form and it dies unless you expand it. - Sam Kinison

Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. - Red Buttons

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

I have nature and art and poetry, and if that is not enough, what is enough? - Vincent van Gogh

Plough deep while sluggards sleep, and you shall have corn to sell and to keep. - Benjamin Franklin

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above, so I never have to go upstairs. - Steven Wright

Having a kid is like falling in love for the first time when you're 12, but every single day. - Mike Myers

The art of storytelling is reaching its end because the epic slice of truth, wisdom, is dying out. - Walter Benjamin

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

Build. Destroy. Rebuild. I've mastered the art of bouncing back. Now to master the art of not having to. - Unknown

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

You know you're a mom when you go to the store for yourself and come out with a bag of things for your kids. - Unknown

I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield

It's tangible, it's solid, it's beautiful. It's artistic, from my standpoint, and I just love real estate. - Donald Trump

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo