Sleep-In Dad

Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

Lap Top: Where little kids feel comfy - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Germs: The only things kids will share freely - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Logic is neither science nor an art, but a dodge. - Benjamin Jowett

I should not believe in a God who does not dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The art of love is largely the art of persistence. - Albert Ellis

Ballet is good, because it makes you stand up tall. - Carine Roitfeld

In life as in dance: Grace glides on blistered feet. - Alice Abrams

The only time I feel alive is when I'm painting. - Andy Warhol

Bread: 1. Rises without ever sleeping; 2. Raw toast. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The 'Earth' without art is just 'eh'. - Unknown

Mathematical genius and artistic genius touch one another. - Gosta Mittag-Leffler

Stand-up comedy is an art form and it dies unless you expand it. - Sam Kinison

It is the trouble that never comes that causes the loss of sleep. - Charles Austin Bates

His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours. - Arthur Baer

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

Silence is golden unless you have kids. Then silence is just suspicious. - Unknown

Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises. - Samuel Butler

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

The trouble with dancing naked is that not everything stops when the music does. - Unknown

Jealousy is the art of counting someone else's blessings instead of your own. - Unknown

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

Propaganda is the art of persuading others of what you don't believe yourself. - Abba Eban

If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito. - Dalai Lama

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep. - Woody Allen

Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid. - Walter Winchell

The art of progress is to preserve order amid change and to preserve change amid order. - Alfred N Whitehead

Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums. - Steven Wright

Every happening, great and small, is a parable whereby God speaks to us, and the art of life is to get the message. - Malcolm Muggeridge

My Dad once said, "you wouldn't worry so much about what people thought of you if you knew how seldom they did." - Dr. Phil McGraw

The greatest achievement of humanity is not its works of art, science, or technology, but the recognition of its own dysfunction. - Eckhart Tolle

Some men's ambition is art, some men's ambition is fame, some men's ambition is gold. My ambition is the souls of men. - William Booth

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux

Lookin' back all I can say about all the things he did for me is I hope I'm at least half the dad that he didn't have to be. - Brad Paisley

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay