QuotaBillsLife is too short to be on a diet. - Taylor J Reid
Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen
A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown
My diet is like Atkins, but with the carbs. - BJ Penn
Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz
Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet. - Unknown
A balanced diet is a Cracker Jack cookie in each hand. - Joe-kster
I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper
The cardiologist's diet: - If it tastes good, spit it out. - Unknown
My grandmother took a bath every year, whether she was dirty or not. - Brendan Behan
Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. - Bethenny Frankel
It never fails - you get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp. - Robin Williams
I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and radio. - Rodney Dangerfield
I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. - Totie Fields
My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector
I'm an emotional eater. When I get upset, my diet goes out the window. - Kelly Osbourne
No disease that can be treated by diet should be treated by any other means. - Maimonides
I am on a ketos diet so I avoid sugar, dairy products, wheat, grain or pulses. - Puneet Issar
The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift
There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. - Kiefer Sutherland
Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis
At Disneyland, you never go 'backstage' - even when you're in the bathroom. - Hideo Kojima
The cure for a broken heart is simple, my lady. A hot bath and a good night's sleep. - Margaret George
Hiring someone to write your autobiography is like hiring someone to take a bath for you. - Mae West
I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope
Juicing isn't about binging and cleansing; I try to incorporate it into a balanced diet. - Eddie Huang
I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis
There must be quite a few things a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them. - Sylvia Plath
Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen
Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon
I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood
If I go on a diet and work out, I'm always in a bad mood. I'd rather be a little heavier but nice. - Salma Hayek
I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner
What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn't much better than tedious disease. - Alexander Pope
I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis
Dieting is not a sprint, it's a marathon. If you celebrate the small victories, you will eventually win the war. - Ian K Smith
The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke
In Japan, animation is a big part of your media diet. I moved out to Los Angeles at 9, and when I got homesick, I would watch anime. - Hiro Murai
Our food pyramid, the kind of diet that is constantly promoted, is completely warped. It's not based around anything to do with healing your body. - Jessica Origliasso