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I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West
You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben
Cursing the weather is never good farming. - English Proverb
Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer
Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain
An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill
The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy
Germany is a fortress, but it is a fortress without a roof. - Franklin D Roosevelt
So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien
Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin
You begin to slip when you'd rather win an argument than be right. - Amish Saying
I met my wife on a ferry boat, and when we landed she gave me the slip. - Groucho Marx
Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde
She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward
The harpsichord sounds like two skeletons copulating on a corrugated roof. - Thomas Beecham
Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo
News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch
I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith
As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare
The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez
I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker
I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx
I walk around like everything if fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off. - Unknown
Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent. - Unknown
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. - George Carlin
My career must be slipping. This is the first time I've been available to pick up an award. - Michael Caine
Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young
Lord, if it's not your will, let it slip through my grasp. And give me the peace not to worry about it. - Tony A. Gaskins Jr.
A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost
One has to secrete a jelly in which to slip quotations down people's throats, and one always secretes too much jelly. - Virginia Woolf
They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown
Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem
Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood
The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young
The long, dull, monotonous years of middle-aged prosperity or middle-aged adversity are excellent campaigning weather for the devil. - C S Lewis
Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci
Deep in my heart I'm concealing things that I'm longing to say. Scared to confess what I'm feeling - frightened you'll slip away. - Madonna