Slip Sliding Away

Chili: Edible weather - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain

Germany is a fortress, but it is a fortress without a roof. - Franklin D Roosevelt

There is no friend like a sister, in calm or stormy weather. - Christina Rossetti

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but you mean your mother. - Unknown

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde

Bananosecond: Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

The harpsichord sounds like two skeletons copulating on a corrugated roof. - Thomas Beecham

Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

A slip of the foot you may soon recover, but a slip of the tongue you may never get over. - Benjamin Franklin

I walk around like everything if fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off. - Unknown

Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent. - Unknown

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. - George Carlin

Do not trust your memory; it is a net full of holes; the most beautiful prizes slip through it. - George Duhamel

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Lord, if it's not your will, let it slip through my grasp. And give me the peace not to worry about it. - Tony A. Gaskins Jr.

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

Courage is not the towering oak that sees storms come and go; it is the fragile blossom that opens in the snow. - Alice M Swaim

One has to secrete a jelly in which to slip quotations down people's throats, and one always secretes too much jelly. - Virginia Woolf

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young

The long, dull, monotonous years of middle-aged prosperity or middle-aged adversity are excellent campaigning weather for the devil. - C S Lewis

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump