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Snow Prayers

Weather forecast from the pulpit

Snow Prayers thanks to Howard Chapman

A sign that the congregation has asked for too much snow

Snow Prayers thanks to Howard Chapman

Sign of a long winter ahead

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Go where your best prayers take you. - Frederick Buechner

Prayer - the last refuge of a scoundrel. - Homer Simpson

Prayer is a long rope with a strong hold. - Harriet Beecher Stowe

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

The New Year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. - George William Curtis

When the problem is worry, the prescription is prayer. - David Jeremiah

When the gods wish to punish us they answer our prayers. - Oscar Wilde

Some of God's greatest gifts are unanswered prayers. - Garth Brooks

Prayer does not change God, but it changes him who prays. - Soren Kierkegaard

More things are wrought by prayer than this world dreams of. - Alfred Tennyson

Don't be afraid to pray big prayers, we serve a big God. - Unknown

The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course. - Billy Graham

Prayer is when you talk to God; meditation is when you listen to God. - Diana Robinson

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

You pray for the hungry. Then you feed them. That's how prayer works. - Pope Francis

There are more tears shed over answered prayers than over unanswered prayers. - Mother Teresa

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

It is better in prayer to have a heart without words than words without a heart. - Mahatma Gandhi

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Any concern too small to be turned into a prayer is too small to be made into a burden. - Corrie ten Boom

If God had granted all the silly prayers I've made in my life, where should I be now? - C S Lewis

may I be I is the only prayer - not may I be great or good or beautiful or wise or strong. - e e cummings

If you have a mom, there is nowhere you are likely to go where a prayer has not already been. - Robert Brault

Five main components of worship: the Lord's Supper, teaching, prayer, praise, and giving. - Ravi Zacharias

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

The value of persistent prayer is not that he will hear us, but that we will finally hear him. - William McGill

It is important to understand that it is a prayer life that builds character that honours God. - Ravi Zacharias

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

The function of prayer is not to influence God, but rather to change the nature of the one who prays. - Soren Kierkegaard

I remember my mother's prayers and they have always followed me. They have clung to me all my life. - Abraham Lincoln

To give pleasure to a single heart by a single kind act is better than a thousand head-bowings in prayer. - Saadi

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

Pain is a sign that we are alive. Problems are a sign that we are strong. Prayer is a sign that we are not alone. - Unknown

More than anything else, prayer enables you to see your own heart and brings you into alignment with God's heart. - Ravi Zacharias

I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O Lord make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it. - Voltaire

Prayer and the Bible became a part of my everyday thoughts and beliefs. I learned to put my trust in God and to seek Him as my strength. - Rosa Parks

Our pathways often twist through stormy landscapes; but when we look back, we'll see a thousand miles of miracles and answered prayers. - David Jeremiah

Our ancestors believed in magic, prayers, trickery, browbeating and bullying. I think it would be fair to sum that up as 'Irish politics'. - Flann O'Brien

What is a prayer? Prayer is sending blessing to all. Prayer is sending your compassion to all. Prayer is creating an antidote of negative thoughts. - Osho


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