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Snow Prayers

Weather forecast from the pulpit

Snow Prayers thanks to Howard Chapman

A sign that the congregation has asked for too much snow

Snow Prayers thanks to Howard Chapman

Sign of a long winter ahead

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Go where your best prayers take you. - Frederick Buechner

Doubtful prayer is no prayer at all. - John Calvin

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

Prayer - the last refuge of a scoundrel. - Homer Simpson

Prayer is a long rope with a strong hold. - Harriet Beecher Stowe

God does nothing but by prayer, and everything with it. - John Wesley

When the gods wish to punish us they answer our prayers. - Oscar Wilde

Don't be afraid to pray big prayers, we serve a big God. - Unknown

Prayer is the inheritance we receive and the legacy we leave. - Mark Batterson

Prayer is the act of seeing reality from God's point of view. - Philip Yancey

The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course. - Billy Graham

Prayer is when you talk to God; meditation is when you listen to God. - Diana Robinson

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

I deepen my experience of God through prayer, meditation, and forgiveness. - Marianne Williamson

Prayer is the difference between the best we can do and the best God can do. - Mark Batterson

There are more tears shed over answered prayers than over unanswered prayers. - Mother Teresa

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

It is better in prayer to have a heart without words than words without a heart. - Mahatma Gandhi

Any concern too small to be turned into a prayer is too small to be made into a burden. - Corrie ten Boom

If God had granted all the silly prayers I've made in my life, where should I be now? - C S Lewis

may I be I is the only prayer - not may I be great or good or beautiful or wise or strong. - e e cummings

If you have a mom, there is nowhere you are likely to go where a prayer has not already been. - Robert Brault

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

The value of persistent prayer is not that he will hear us, but that we will finally hear him. - William McGill

The greatest tragedy in life is the prayers that go unanswered simply because they go unasked. - Mark Batterson

Prayer is the difference between seeing with our physical eyes and seeing with our spiritual eyes. - Mark Batterson

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

The function of prayer is not to influence God, but rather to change the nature of the one who prays. - Soren Kierkegaard

I remember my mother's prayers and they have always followed me. They have clung to me all my life. - Abraham Lincoln

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Even our hardest prayers are easy for the Omnipotent One to answer because there is no degree of difficulty. - Mark Batterson

The Irish Catholic side was married to the life of an actor and I found out acting could be a form of prayer. - Liam Neeson

Courage is not the towering oak that sees storms come and go; it is the fragile blossom that opens in the snow. - Alice M Swaim

Pain is a sign that we are alive. Problems are a sign that we are strong. Prayer is a sign that we are not alone. - Unknown

Prayer is not about letting God know your will; it's about completely submitting to him. You die to yourself. - Mark Batterson

More than anything else, prayer enables you to see your own heart and brings you into alignment with God's heart. - Ravi Zacharias

Prayer turns ordinary parents into prophets who shape the destinies of their children, grandchildren, and every generation that follows. - Mark Batterson

Our pathways often twist through stormy landscapes; but when we look back, we'll see a thousand miles of miracles and answered prayers. - David Jeremiah

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas

What is a prayer? Prayer is sending blessing to all. Prayer is sending your compassion to all. Prayer is creating an antidote of negative thoughts. - Osho


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