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Snow Prayers

Weather forecast from the pulpit

Snow Prayers thanks to Howard Chapman

A sign that the congregation has asked for too much snow

Snow Prayers thanks to Howard Chapman

Sign of a long winter ahead

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Doubtful prayer is no prayer at all. - John Calvin

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

Amen: The only part of a prayer that everyone knows - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

God does nothing but by prayer, and everything with it. - John Wesley

When the gods wish to punish us they answer our prayers. - Oscar Wilde

Prayer does not change God, but it changes him who prays. - Soren Kierkegaard

Prayer is the inheritance we receive and the legacy we leave. - Mark Batterson

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

Prayer is the act of seeing reality from God's point of view. - Philip Yancey

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

You pray for the hungry. Then you feed them. That's how prayer works. - Pope Francis

I deepen my experience of God through prayer, meditation, and forgiveness. - Marianne Williamson

Prayer is the difference between the best we can do and the best God can do. - Mark Batterson

There are more tears shed over answered prayers than over unanswered prayers. - Mother Teresa

Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer. - Mark Twain

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Any concern too small to be turned into a prayer is too small to be made into a burden. - Corrie ten Boom

may I be I is the only prayer - not may I be great or good or beautiful or wise or strong. - e e cummings

You are only one prayer away from a dream fulfilled, a promise kept, or a miracle performed. - Mark Batterson

If you have a mom, there is nowhere you are likely to go where a prayer has not already been. - Robert Brault

Five main components of worship: the Lord's Supper, teaching, prayer, praise, and giving. - Ravi Zacharias

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

The value of persistent prayer is not that he will hear us, but that we will finally hear him. - William McGill

It is important to understand that it is a prayer life that builds character that honours God. - Ravi Zacharias

The greatest tragedy in life is the prayers that go unanswered simply because they go unasked. - Mark Batterson

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

The function of prayer is not to influence God, but rather to change the nature of the one who prays. - Soren Kierkegaard

To give pleasure to a single heart by a single kind act is better than a thousand head-bowings in prayer. - Saadi

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Even our hardest prayers are easy for the Omnipotent One to answer because there is no degree of difficulty. - Mark Batterson

The Irish Catholic side was married to the life of an actor and I found out acting could be a form of prayer. - Liam Neeson

Pain is a sign that we are alive. Problems are a sign that we are strong. Prayer is a sign that we are not alone. - Unknown

Prayer is not about letting God know your will; it's about completely submitting to him. You die to yourself. - Mark Batterson

More than anything else, prayer enables you to see your own heart and brings you into alignment with God's heart. - Ravi Zacharias

I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O Lord make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it. - Voltaire

Prayer and the Bible became a part of my everyday thoughts and beliefs. I learned to put my trust in God and to seek Him as my strength. - Rosa Parks

Prayer turns ordinary parents into prophets who shape the destinies of their children, grandchildren, and every generation that follows. - Mark Batterson

Our pathways often twist through stormy landscapes; but when we look back, we'll see a thousand miles of miracles and answered prayers. - David Jeremiah

What is a prayer? Prayer is sending blessing to all. Prayer is sending your compassion to all. Prayer is creating an antidote of negative thoughts. - Osho


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