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Snow Prayers

Weather forecast from the pulpit

Snow Prayers thanks to Howard Chapman

A sign that the congregation has asked for too much snow

Snow Prayers thanks to Howard Chapman

Sign of a long winter ahead

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Go where your best prayers take you. - Frederick Buechner

Prayer is a long rope with a strong hold. - Harriet Beecher Stowe

The New Year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. - George William Curtis

Amen: The only part of a prayer that everyone knows - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When the problem is worry, the prescription is prayer. - David Jeremiah

God does nothing but by prayer, and everything with it. - John Wesley

Some of God's greatest gifts are unanswered prayers. - Garth Brooks

Prayer does not change God, but it changes him who prays. - Soren Kierkegaard

More things are wrought by prayer than this world dreams of. - Alfred Tennyson

Don't be afraid to pray big prayers, we serve a big God. - Unknown

Prayer is the act of seeing reality from God's point of view. - Philip Yancey

Prayer is when you talk to God; meditation is when you listen to God. - Diana Robinson

It is not our long prayers but our believing God that gets the answer. - John G. Lake

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

I deepen my experience of God through prayer, meditation, and forgiveness. - Marianne Williamson

Prayer is the difference between the best we can do and the best God can do. - Mark Batterson

Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer. - Mark Twain

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

may I be I is the only prayer - not may I be great or good or beautiful or wise or strong. - e e cummings

You are only one prayer away from a dream fulfilled, a promise kept, or a miracle performed. - Mark Batterson

If you have a mom, there is nowhere you are likely to go where a prayer has not already been. - Robert Brault

Five main components of worship: the Lord's Supper, teaching, prayer, praise, and giving. - Ravi Zacharias

It is important to understand that it is a prayer life that builds character that honours God. - Ravi Zacharias

Prayer is the difference between seeing with our physical eyes and seeing with our spiritual eyes. - Mark Batterson

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

The function of prayer is not to influence God, but rather to change the nature of the one who prays. - Soren Kierkegaard

To give pleasure to a single heart by a single kind act is better than a thousand head-bowings in prayer. - Saadi

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Never forget the three powerful resources you always have available to you: love, prayer, and forgiveness. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

Courage is not the towering oak that sees storms come and go; it is the fragile blossom that opens in the snow. - Alice M Swaim

Prayer is not about letting God know your will; it's about completely submitting to him. You die to yourself. - Mark Batterson

I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O Lord make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it. - Voltaire

Prayer gives a man the opportunity of getting to know a gentleman he hardly ever meets. I do not mean his maker, but himself. - William R Inge

Prayer and the Bible became a part of my everyday thoughts and beliefs. I learned to put my trust in God and to seek Him as my strength. - Rosa Parks

Prayer turns ordinary parents into prophets who shape the destinies of their children, grandchildren, and every generation that follows. - Mark Batterson

Our pathways often twist through stormy landscapes; but when we look back, we'll see a thousand miles of miracles and answered prayers. - David Jeremiah

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas

Our ancestors believed in magic, prayers, trickery, browbeating and bullying. I think it would be fair to sum that up as 'Irish politics'. - Flann O'Brien

What is a prayer? Prayer is sending blessing to all. Prayer is sending your compassion to all. Prayer is creating an antidote of negative thoughts. - Osho


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