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Why I don't watch soccer...

Soccer Watch thanks to Wayne Nowazek

What a bartender, friends and soccer have in common

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Writing is a struggle against silence. - Carlos Fuentes

Without struggle, there is not progress. - Unknown

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. - Ted Turner

There's no place in racism for football. - Gareth Thomas

You're a bartender, y'aint a mortrician. - Archie Bunker

The virtue lies in the struggle, not in the prize. - Richard Monckton Milnes

Wrestlers are a bunch of wanna-be football players. - Brian Bosworth

If winning isn't everything, why do they keep score? - Vince Lombardi

Fan Belt: What a soccer fan uses to keep his trousers up - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I played a little basketball. Some football in junior high. - Clint Eastwood

My Golden Rule of Networking is simple: Don't keep score. - Harvey Mackay

Work and struggle, and never accept an evil that you can change. - Andre Gide

It is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football. - John Heisman

To see what is in front of one's nose needs a constant struggle. - George Orwell

A revolution is a struggle to the death between the future and the past. - Fidel Castro

The calendar and the clock are all set by football season and the off-season. - Tom Coughlin

I believe in Coach Louis Wong. He is so much more than just a football coach. - Stephen Covey

Jerry Ford is a nice guy, but he played too much football with his helmet off. - Lyndon Baines Johnson

Nothing should be permanent except struggle with the dark side within ourselves. - Shirley MacLaine

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. - Erma Bombeck

Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein. - Joe Thiesmann

In life, as in football, you won't go far unless you know where the goalposts are. - Arnold H Glasgow

If you're absent during my struggle, don't expect to be present during my success. - Will Smith

'Jihad' can mean holy war to extremists, but it means struggle to the average Muslim. - Feisal Abdul Rauf

I asked my hairdresser what would look good on me. She says a Los Angeles Rams football helmet. - Phyllis Diller

I don't understand American football at all. It looks like all-in wrestling with crash helmets. - Sting

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

May I never be drunk enough to try to play a foosball table alone like that dude over there who actually is. - Dr. Okay Times

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

Kicking is very important in football. In fact, some of the more enthusiastic players even kick the ball, occasionally. - Alfred Hitchcock

A constant struggle, a ceaseless battle to bring success from inhospitable surroundings, is the price of all great achievements. - Orison Swett Marden

When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle. - Edmund Burke

Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field? - Jim Bouton

I'm amazed that my wife and I created two human beings from scratch, yet struggle to assemble the most basic of IKEA cabinets. - John Kinnear

My whole body is a wreck. I've injured myself so many times with jujitsu, skateboarding, football. I guess I like to live hard. - Scott Caan

When I finished school, I took one of those career-aptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime. - Tim Cavanagh

Today, people struggle to find what's real. Everything has become so synthetic that a lot of people, all they want is to grasp onto hope. - Wyclef Jean

Life is precious as it is. All the elements for your happiness are already here. There is no need to run, strive, search, or struggle. Just be. - Thich Nhat Hanh

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy


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