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Software Cake

Taking a byte out of a computer cake

Software Cake thanks to Kayla Janlova

message = Happy Birthday

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All real men love to eat. - Marlene Dietrich

Admiration, like love, wears out. - Marquis de Vauvenargues

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet. - Plato

Love your enemies, for they tell you your faults. - Benjamin Franklin

She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith

Life exists for the love of music or beautiful things. - G K Chesterton

There is no physician who can cure the disease of love. - African Proverb

True love is like little roses, sweet, fragrant in small doses. - Ana Claudia Antunes

Many waters cannot quench love, neither can the floods drown it. - Unknown

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

The biggest sin in the world would be if I lost my love for the ocean. - Laird Hamilton

I am not afraid of tomorrow, for I have seen yesterday and I love today. - William Allen White

People are unreasonable, illogical, and self-centered. Love them anyway. - Mother Teresa

Where we love is home - home that our feet may leave, but not our hearts. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

The human heart is a strange vessel. Love and hatred can exist side by side. - Scott Westerfeld

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

I'd love to sell out completely. It's just that nobody has been willing to buy. - John Waters

The highest function of love is that it makes the loved one a unique and irreplaceable being. - Tom Robbins

It is an act of love to say, "I believe in you as my child, and you don't need my help." - Peter Buffett

The opposite of love isn't hate - it's indifference. And if you hate me, that means you still care. - Marcia Cross

I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.' - Ree Drummond

Whoever said love is blind is dead wrong. Love is the only thing that lets us see each other with the remotest accuracy. - Martha Beck

Happiness cannot be traveled to, owned, earned, or worn. It is the spiritual experience of living every minute with love, grace & gratitude. - Denis Waitley


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