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Software Cake

Taking a byte out of a computer cake

Software Cake thanks to Kayla Janlova

message = Happy Birthday

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Familiar acts are beautiful through love. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

A person is only as good as what they love. - Saul Bellow

Love should be allowed. I'm all for it. - Truman Capote

Love - a temporary insanity curable by marriage. - Ambrose Bierce

Love is the only disease that makes you feel better. - Sam Shepard

Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness. - Sigmund Freud

There is not love of life without despair about life. - Albert Camus

Love: An ocean of emotions surrounded entirely by expenses. - Thomas R Dewar

Endless Love: Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Love and work are to people, what water and sunshine are to plants. - Jonathan Haidt

My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black

To love what you do and feel it matters - how could anything be more fun? - Katharine Graham

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. - Charles M. Schulz

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

The four absolutes we all have in our minds: love, justice, evil, and forgiveness. - Ravi Zacharias

I almost sent you a real birthday card but thankfully my internet connection came back. - Unknown

It is only when you see people looking ridiculous that you realize just how much you love them. - Agatha Christie

Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd,
Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorned. - William Congreve

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

But you cant shut everyone out. I mean you have to have someone to love... someone to hold on to... someone - - Hubert Selby Jr.

Plant seeds of happiness, hope, success, and love; it will all come back to you in abundance. This is the law of nature. - Steve Maraboli

I love spaghetti. And I like to cook spaghetti. And I used to eat it every day. I weighed thirty pounds more than I do now. - Christopher Walken

There is never a time or place for true love. It happens accidentally, in a heartbeat, in a single flashing, throbbing moment. - Sarah Dessen

Spend your time with those who love you unconditionally, not with those who love you only when the condition is right for them. - Unknown

I love power. But it is as an artist that I love it. I love it as a musician loves his violin, to draw out its sounds and chords and harmonies. - Napoleon Bonaparte


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