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Software Cake thanks to Kayla Janlova

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Love is a great beautifier. - Louisa May Alcott

Great hate follows great love. - Irish Proverb

Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

A lot of people attack the sea. I make love to it. - Jacques Cousteau

I love mankind... It's people I can't stand. - Linus Van Pelt

You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it. - Henny Youngman

Love is the master key which opens the gates of happiness. - Unknown

First love is a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity. - George Bernard Shaw

I love being a writer. What I can't stand is the paperwork. - Peter de Vries

Love is something sent from heaven to worry the hell out of you. - Dolly Parton

I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my soul can reach. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

I only eat chocolate for you... so there'll be more of me to love! - Unknown

People love high ideals, but they got to be about 33-percent plausible. - Will Rogers

True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart. - Unknown

Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. - Cathy Carlyle

If there's one thing I know, it's that God does love a good joe-k. - Hugh Elliott

I love you, not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you. - Roy Croft

To live is like to love - all reason is against it, and all healthy instinct for it. - Samuel Butler

We're really just the frosting on a cake and we don't know what's inside the cake. - Adam Riess

Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier. - Mae West

Love one another, but make not a bond of love. Let it rather be a moving sea between the shores of your souls. - Kahlil Gibran

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

Forgiveness is that subtle thread that binds both love and friendship. Without forgiveness, you may not even have a child one day. - George Foreman

I love power. But it is as an artist that I love it. I love it as a musician loves his violin, to draw out its sounds and chords and harmonies. - Napoleon Bonaparte


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