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Software Cake

Taking a byte out of a computer cake

Software Cake thanks to Kayla Janlova

message = Happy Birthday

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Love is metaphysical gravity. - R Buckminster Fuller

Grief is the price we pay for love. - Queen Elizabeth II

Love is a thing as any spirit free. - Geoffrey Chaucer

The sweetest joy, the wildest woe, is love. - Pearl Bailey

If love be blind, love cannot hit the mark. - William Shakespeare

Never go on trips with anyone you do not love. - Ernest Hemingway

Being in love is a transient state of psychosis. - John Bradshaw

I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix. - Dan Quayle

To love others, we must first learn to love ourselves. - Unknown

Love. Of course, love. Flames for a year, ashes for 30. - Giuseppi di Lampedusa

I love hockey because of the respect for history and for the game itself. - George Vecsey

Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit. - Peter Ustinov

The Irish and British, they love satire, it's a large part of the culture. - Ben Nicholson

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

Let us always meet each other with a smile, for a smile is the beginning of love. - Mother Theresa

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin

While I love shooting in New York City, I look forward to filming season six in Los Angeles. - Donald Trump

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. - Josh Billings

But you cant shut everyone out. I mean you have to have someone to love... someone to hold on to... someone - - Hubert Selby Jr.

Baloney is the unvarnished lie laid on so thick you hate it. Blarney is flattery laid on so thin you love it. - Fulton J Sheen

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. - Rita Rudner

Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart. - Kay Knudsen

When you live your life by poor standards, you inflict damage on everyone who crosses your path, especially those you love. - Jordan Belfort

I like to eat pizza and spaghetti pomodoro, and I'm crazy for dessert. I like all of them: cassata, cheesecake, biscuits. - Stefano Gabbana


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