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Software Cake

Taking a byte out of a computer cake

Software Cake thanks to Kayla Janlova

message = Happy Birthday

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Let them eat cake. - Marie Antoinette

Love is metaphysical gravity. - R Buckminster Fuller

I love everything about India. - Russell Peters

A person is only as good as what they love. - Saul Bellow

Every great love starts with a great story. - Nicholas Sparks

The cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. - Aristotle

He was afraid of defiling the love which filled his soul. - Leo Tolstoy

A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

If you spend your days doing what you love, it is impossible to fail. - Ricky Gervais

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love. - Charlie Brown

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. - Charles M. Schulz

The biggest love affair since Romeo and Juliet is Milton Berle and the audience. - Walter Winchell

I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. - Kay Robertson

One often goes from love to ambition, but one rarely returns from ambition to love. - Duc de La Rochefoucauld

Those who never retract their opinions love themselves more than they love the truth. - Joseph Joubert

The most important thing in life is to learn how to give out love, and let it come in. - Morrie Schwartz

I love surfing more than cricket. It's more interesting and you meet great people. - Hansie Cronje

I almost sent you a real birthday card but thankfully my internet connection came back. - Unknown

Gratitude is a twofold love - love coming to visit us, and love running out to greet a welcome guest. - Henry Van Dyke

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier. - Mae West

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, they're yours; if they don't, they never were. - Richard Bach

She did not stand alone, but what stood behind her, the most potent moral force in her life, was the love of her father. - Harper Lee

Love to faults is always blind, always is to joy inclined. Lawless, winged, and unconfined, and breaks all chains from every mind. - William Blake


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