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Software Cake

Taking a byte out of a computer cake

Software Cake thanks to Kayla Janlova

message = Happy Birthday

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Work without love is slavery. - Mother Teresa

I love stretching myself musically. - Liz Phair

She was torn between love and booty. - Faith Baldwin

The hottest love has the coldest end. - Socrates

What we love to do we find time to do. - John Spaulding

Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate! - Unknown

There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

It was love at first sight, at last sight, at ever and ever sight. - Vladimir Nabokov

A hundred hearts would be too few
To carry all my love for you. - Unknown

Love wouldn't be blind if the braille weren't so damned much fun. - Armistead Maupin

A great empire, like a great cake, is most easily diminished at the edges. - Benjamin Franklin

As he read, I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once. - John Green

I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. - Kay Robertson

Love the animals: God has given them the rudiments of thought and joy untroubled. - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

Love is not finding someone to live with; it’s finding someone you can’t live without. - Rafael Ortiz

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left. - Marilyn Monroe

Never forget the three powerful resources you always have available to you: love, prayer, and forgiveness. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

I choose to love you in silence because in silence I find no rejection, and in silence no one owns you but me. - Unknown

Three grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to love, and something to hope for. - Joseph Addison

Immature love says: 'I love you because I need you.' Mature love says: 'I need you because I love you.' - Erich Fromm

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to "the best woman a man ever had." The waiter joined me. - Rodney Dangerfield

I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele


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