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Taking a byte out of a computer cake

Software Cake thanks to Kayla Janlova

message = Happy Birthday

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The first duty of love is to listen. - Paul Tillich

My first love was the sound of guitar. - Boz Scaggs

Heaven grant us patience with a man in love. - Rudyard Kipling

Speech is the vestibule to the palace of love. - Jami of Persia

Women want love to be a novel. Men, a short story. - Daphne du Maurier

Every love's the love before in a duller dress. - Dorothy Parker

Where there is great love, there are always miracles. - Willa Cather

Though I love my country, I do not love my countrymen. - Lord Byron

Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another. - H L Mencken

Traveling in the company of those we love is home in motion. - Leigh Hunt

I'm not addicted to coke, I just love the way it smells. - Richard Pryor

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

I enjoy my fun time and everything like that but I love what I do. - Christina Milian

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

People are unreasonable, illogical, and self-centered. Love them anyway. - Mother Teresa

Sharing oft leaves less. But with love the more we share, the fuller our hearts. - J. Benson

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

I'm tired of praise; and love is very sweet, when it is simple and sincere like this. - Louisa May Alcott

Love yourself. It is important to stay positive because beauty comes from the inside out. - Jenn Proske

Like you might love watching basketball, but that don't mean that you'll get on the court. - Lil Baby

I'd kiss a frog even if there was no promise of a Prince Charming popping out of it. I love frogs. - Cameron Diaz

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching. - Satchel Paige

Love, like democracy, can survive almost any attack - except neglect, indifference and maybe an arrow in the back. - Unknown

My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already. - Wendy Liebman

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux


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