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How time flies in space

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So many books, so little time. - Frank Zappa

You may delay, but time will not. - Benjamin Franklin

Sex is the biggest nothing of all time. - Andy Warhol

Time is a physician that heals every grief. - Diphilus

You must come again when you have less time. - Walter Sickert

When Irish eyes are smiling, watch your step. - Gerald Kersh

A stitch in time would have confused Einstein. - Unknown

Time goes, you say? Ah, no! Alas, Time stays, we go. - Austin Dobson

Nine-tenths of wisdom consists in being wise in time. - Theodore Roosevelt

No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat. - Leo Dworkin

I only have two passions: space exploration and hip hop. - Buzz Aldrin

Being rich is having money, being wealthy is having time. - Stephen Swid

If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. - Loren Eiseley

We see only a fragment of life at a time, but God sees the whole. - David Jeremiah

A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. - James Beard

Every time I see high-trust cultures, I see a lessening of adversarialism. - Stephen Covey

Quarantine: When a youth locks himself in his bedroom for months at a time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I don't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead. - Mark Twain

One of my goals in life is to have the biggest residential pool on the planet. - Drake

Civilization began the first time an angry person cast a word instead of a rock. - Sigmund Freud

This time, like all times, is a very good one, if we but know what to do with it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Few men of action have been able to make a graceful exit at the appropriate time. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Do we need more time? Or do we need to be more disciplined with the time we have? - Kerry Johnson

The only time you don't fail is the last time you try anything - and it works. - William Strong

That's the fastest time ever run - but it's not as fast as the world record. - David Coleman

If we were born knowing everything, what would we do with all this time on this earth? - Nelly

Truth is like the sun. You can shut it out for a time, but it ain't goin' away. - Elvis Presley

Nothing can move a man who is paid by the hour; how sweet the flight of time seems to his calm mind. - Charles D Warner

Those who spend their time looking for the faults in others usually make no time to correct their own. - Art Jonak

A round man cannot be expected to fit in a square hole right away. He must have time to modify his shape. - Mark Twain

Let the refining and improving of your own life keep you so busy that you have little time to criticize others. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

Even if you don't have time for a big workout, stretching in the morning and night really changes your body. - Erin Heatherton

I do not see how a man can work on the frontiers of physics and write poetry at the same time. They are in opposition. - Paul Dirac

I don't think that we're meant to understand it all the time. I think that sometimes we just have to have faith. - Nicholas Sparks

No matter how busy you may think you are, you must find time for reading, or surrender yourself to self-chosen ignorance. - Atwood H Townsend

The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe

Maybe I couldn’t be dafter,
But I keep wondering if this time we settle our differences before a war instead of after. - Ogden Nash

Never play with the feelings of others, because you may win the game, but the risk is that you will surely lose the person for life time. - William Shakespeare

Things always get better. Tomorrow will always be better. Just think about it... is there any time in history in which you'd rather live than now? - Paul Harvey


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