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Time is the devourer of everything. - Ovid

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Killing Time: Suicide on the installment plan - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's the time of year when Canadians mate. - Craig Ferguson

Time is a game played beautifully by children. - Heraclitus

The only time I feel alive is when I'm painting. - Andy Warhol

Each time you love, love as deeply as if it were forever. - Audre Lorde

90 percent of my time is spent on 10 percent of the world. - Colin Powell

My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside. - Roseanne Barr

You can take a chance with any man who pays his bills on time. - Terence

Each time we don't say what we want to say, we're dying. - Yoko Ono

Time misspent in youth is sometimes all the freedom one ever has. - Anita Brookner

The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course. - Billy Graham

All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us. - JRR Tolkien

Trust has to be earned, and should come only after the passage of time. - Arthur Ashe

Each age has deemed the new-born year the fittest time for festal cheer. - Walter Scott

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. - Joey Adams

At a time like this, scorching irony, not convincing argument, is needed. - Frederick Douglass

You don't do things right once in a while. You do them right all the time. - Vince Lombardi

Healing is a matter of time, but it is sometimes also a matter of opportunity. - Hippocrates

A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life. - Charles Darwin

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools. - Ernest Hemingway

A study of economics usually reveals that the best time to buy anything is last year. - Marty Allen

We waste a lot of time running after people we could have caught by just standing still. - Mignon McLaughlin

He was always late on principle; his principle being that punctuality is the thief of time. - Oscar Wilde

The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown

The best time for you to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust. - Josh Billings

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

My career must be slipping. This is the first time I've been available to pick up an award. - Michael Caine

A person is always startled when he hears himself seriously called an old man for the first time. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Time is that wherein there is opportunity, and opportunity is that wherein there is no great time. - Hippocrates

I grew up in an Irish Catholic family, and I think they force you to watch every James Cagney movie. - Jimmy Fallon

Most of us spend too much time on the last twenty-four hours and too little on the last six thousand years. - Will Durant

Both in thought and in feeling, even though time be real, to realise the unimportance of time is the gate of wisdom. - Bertrand Russell

Canada's political parties spend a few years in opposition and then govern as if it's permanent payback time. - Bob Rae

I think when a surfer becomes a surfer, it's almost like an obligation to be an environmentalist at the same time. - Kelly Slater

I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar, but I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar. - Robert Brault

It's exhilarating to be alive in a time of awakening consciousness; it can also be confusing, disorienting, and painful. - Adrienne Rich

If you don't value your time, neither will others. Stop giving away your time and talents. Value what you know and start charging for it. - Kim Garst

The ideas that have lighted my way and, time after time, have given me new courage to face life cheerfully have been Kindness, Beauty, and Truth. - Albert Einstein


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