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What I value most next to eternity is time. - Madame Swetchine

One sees things for the first time only once. - Theodore H White

Time spent amongst trees is never wasted time. - Katrina Mayer

The most precious resource we all have is time. - Steve Jobs

I feel like a million tonight - but one at a time. - Bette Midler

If you judge people, you have no time to love them. - Mother Teresa

Love is like a virus. It can happen to anybody at any time. - Maya Angelou

I've been on a calendar, but I've never been on time. - Marilyn Monroe

About half my time is spent on business operation type stuff. - Mark Zuckerberg

Success consists of getting up just one more time than you fall. - Oliver Goldsmith

Every time you have to speak, you are auditioning for leadership. - James Humes

Cavity: Empty space ready to be stuffed with dentist's bills. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. - Steven Wright

We laugh, we cry, we make time fly. We are best friends, my mom and I. - Unknown

Once upon a time, forests were repositories of magic for the human race. - John Burnside

The real problem of leisure time is how to keep others from using yours. - Arthur Lacey

The single biggest threat to man's continued dominance on the planet is the virus. - Joshua Lederberg

By the time they're ready to be thrown away, most shoes are thoroughly comfortable. - Andy Rooney

A man with one watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never quite sure. - Lee Segall

Women have a hard enough time in this world; telling them the truth would be too cruel. - H L Mencken

I can't turn the clock back but I can seek the forgiveness of those I've wronged. - Richard Coles

Concentrate on what you're doing - then you won't have time to tense up and worry. - Unknown

He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is. - Lou Duva

Your time is precious. Don't waste it on anyone who doesn't realize that you are, too. - Unknown

The difference between death and taxes is death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets. - Will Rogers

It's a myth that you can't have it all. You can have it all. Just maybe not at the same time. - Eva Longoria

Love is a piano dropped from a fourth story window, and you were in the wrong place at the wrong time. - Ani DiFranco

Bathtubs are the epitome of luxury. Either you have no money to own one or you have no time to use one. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

Love doesn't just sit there, like a stone; it has to be made, like bread, remade all the time, made new. - Ursula K. Leguin

He who has learned to look to God in everything he does is at the same time diverted from all vain thoughts. - John Calvin

The only way to write a great book is to write it with the eyes of a child who sees things for the first time. - Arnold Bennett

Let the refining and improving of your own life keep you so busy that you have little time to criticize others. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

I do not see how a man can work on the frontiers of physics and write poetry at the same time. They are in opposition. - Paul Dirac

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all the time. That would be hypocrisy. - Oscar Wilde

Doing well with blogging is not about writing one key post, it is about performing day after day and helping a few people at a time. - Aaron Wall

For one swallow does not make a summer, nor does one day. And so too one day, or a short time, does not make a man blessed and happy. - Aristotle

The key to building confidence is getting out there and trying new things. Once you go down the path once, it's a breeze the second time! - Bruno Logrecco

Regarded simply as a politician, and compared with the other leading political figures of our time, how clean a smell he has managed to leave behind. - Mahatma Gandhi


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